Jump to content


Count 'Bility

Banned
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    15,728

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    62

 Content Type 

Status Updates posted by Count 'Bility

  1. Count 'Bility

    Another twist to Manti just broke. If you havent read Ulty's theory in the Te'o thread, you better, because it seems the supposed Lennay really did fake a death to escape drug dealers.

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Thought you were on Meth and Kool-Aide.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      It's Meth-Aid and I smoke Kools

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Kinda like smoking cough-drops ain't it? lol

  2. Count 'Bility

    Shaggybevo up to 34+ pages on Te'o. (sigh) Just dont think I have the strenght today.

    1. Blackshirts007

      Blackshirts007

      irishenvy was over 300 yesterday but there are only like 8 posts per page

    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I should. Greatest collection of avatars on the web.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      twoplustwo is at like 2200 posts

  3. Count 'Bility

    I'll never be able to watch Dodgeball the same way again.

  4. Count 'Bility

    I'm starting to think that Lennay kakua is actually real, and that Lance Armstrong paid her to die to draw the attention away from him.

  5. Count 'Bility

    Sorry Bama. Dynasty repealed. Now we really know why you beat Notre Dame.

  6. Count 'Bility

    This is the Manti Te'o conspiracy theory conspiracy theory conspired to keep us "talking about him".

    1. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      it is not front page material for espn.com. even the ncaaf page.

    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      which part? The conspiracy theory? or the conspiracy theory of the conspiracy theory?

    3. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      the first one, i think.

  7. Count 'Bility

    I now have to find a way to get my "facepalm of the year" back from Lance Armstrong and give it to Manti Te'o.

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Agreed.

  8. Count 'Bility

    Lance Armstrong get facepalm of the year. It's not even February yet. You really wanna punish him? Quit talking about the guy. But no. We're gonna nitpick this and this all day so he can sell a million copies of a book in a year.

    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      I heard about Foster. Didn't see that coming, but I can't say I care. She's gay. OK.

    3. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      I would be shocked if I didn't already know he was using PED's.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      I'd like to kick him in the nut.

  9. Count 'Bility

    Watching a commercial in regards to a traffic jam. Do people really just sit and honk their horns non stop? If so, what a bunch of morons.

  10. Count 'Bility

    Disappoint from losing to Russel Wilson's Wisconsin 48-17 is no longer existant.

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      The CCG game was a fluke. Plain and simple.

    3. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Actually, I don't know about the fluke comment. It was a TAD bit fluky, but BB kinda just coached the game of his life. He came out really well prepared and ran some plays that really exploited our weaknesses (f*ck the Jet sweep).

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      I've seen too many blowout losses in the last two years to consider any of them flukes.

       

      Hopefully next year's defense is less flukey. haha

  11. Count 'Bility

    600 rep points. 600 rep points.

    1. scarletNcream

      scarletNcream

      nicely played, yes, nicely played..you have my vote

  12. Count 'Bility

    Can we have a position added to the starting lineup? "Tackling Dummy". You know, for "those kinds of guys".

    1. Atbone95

      Atbone95

      You thinking what I'm thinking..?

  13. Count 'Bility

    Interesting point. Russel Wilson was passed up by 32 teams, TWICE. He was drafted in the 3rd round, because he's 5'11". Why the Chiefs not take a chance on him?

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. 808Husker in KCMO

      808Husker in KCMO

      C N Red knows nothing about the NFL. Hopeless isnt a thing. Chiefs are 1-2 seasons away from the playoffs, even without Wilson (Flash in the pan) and Cousins (You'll never see him start another game if RG3 gets healthy).

    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      I know everything about the NFL!!!! Obviously much more than you after your post.

    4. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      LOL Cousins would start under many teams out there. KC, Jets, and Chargers just to name a few and if you think a running QB will remain healthy in the NFL, your crazy. Wilson a Flash in the pan? You must be one of those people who said he wasn't even going to be a starter outside of college ball too huh?

  14. Count 'Bility

    In making my case for the starting lineup, I would like to remind everyone that I currently have 596 +1's in 4,352 posts, for a 13.69% rep-to-post ratio, one of the highest on the board.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      The Rep feature has only been in use since about June, 2010. So lots of us have mucho posts that occurred before the system started. Percentages favor n00bs.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Huh. I joined Nov 2009. Interesting.

    4. husker B-rent

      husker B-rent

      as well as the -1 being introduced for some of us at a time that our voices were not restricted!

  15. Count 'Bility

    Just heard Beck's salary went from 365K to 700K. Sounds like the pocket books are steppin up bigtime.

    1. Show previous comments  13 more
    2. gobiggergoredder

      gobiggergoredder

      I'd like to seem him run more diamond formation.

       

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Wonder how we could implement the diamond formation on defense? How bout a diomond FG formation?

    4. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      I would rather see more consistency from Martinez, than Beck to change his plays around to satisfy people. What he is doing is working, and working well might I add. Taylor just needs to learn how to be smarter with the ball and forcing plays. The INTs and fumbles aren't even close to being Beck's fault.

  16. Count 'Bility

    When we win a championship, do you think Bo will receive a 24 hr/day, 7 day/week lovefest from ESPN?

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      will he be coaching in the SEC?

    3. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      For maybe a week. lol

    4. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Maybe, if he pops a nut while ogleing the QB's girlfriend on tv

  17. Count 'Bility
    http://www.awfulannouncing.com/2013/january/bob-valvano-s-awesome-rant-calls-out-espn-colleagues.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
    1. Lyons in the Sea of Red.

      Lyons in the Sea of Red.

      Brilliant.

    2. HuskerFowler

      HuskerFowler

      listened to the whole thing, and hes absolutely right. Question is, whos going to do something about it?

  18. Count 'Bility

    Nebraska slaughtered a Saban-coached team. Twice.

  19. Count 'Bility

    Nick Saban on the gameday set, just said "process" about umpteen times.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Herbstreit: "How is your team so successful year after year?

      Saban: "Um..............over-signing!"

    3. EZ-E

      EZ-E

      Saban always looks guilty on camera. Like he knows its only a matter of time before the hammer is dropped.

    4. Fuzzy

      Fuzzy

      Just like Bo

       

  20. Count 'Bility

    AJ McCarron first qb to win back to back NC's. I've heard it 10 times tonight. Must be true.

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Landlord

      Landlord

      Did they say it just like that? Or was there a "BCS" thrown in there?

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      1 time I heard the BCS disclaimer. Rest of them it was a simple "1st qb to win back to back NC's". I know im a nitpicking little bitch, but if youre gonna harp on a point over and over, get it right.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      I heard it too

  21. Count 'Bility
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP4V-D27aTM
  22. Count 'Bility

    Maybe we can get Bama's punter to play DE for us.

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Lacy is probably bigger than what we had playing DT for our bowl game

       

    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      He might have been able to take a DT spot this year.

  23. Count 'Bility

    fab five is on espn u.

  24. Count 'Bility

    This may be the prettiest grass I have ever seen in my life.

    1. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      I was thinking the same thing. That's a good looking field

    2. Husker Richard

      Husker Richard

      Better than the Redskins field?

  25. Count 'Bility

    This may be the prettiest grass I have ever seen in my life.

×
×
  • Create New...