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  1. Ratt Mhule

    My life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic!

  2. Ratt Mhule

    People are selling their IPhones on ebay with flappy bird installed for upwards of $25,000. WTF!

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    2. C N Red

      C N Red

      I don't think anyone is buying them, there are just idiots TRYING to sell them for that much. Hell, I could try to sell a penny for $25,000 too but that doesn't mean anyone will buy it.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      I just want the addresses of the people giving $25k for Flappy Bird iPhones.

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      I saw a flappy bird once. The car in front of me hit it and it was struggling to get off the road and fly.

  3. Ratt Mhule

    Big day for the state of Nebraska in basketball today! Heres to both teams kicking ass!

  4. Ratt Mhule

    Choking the chicken....uh, I mean, watching tv #singlelife

    1. ADS

      ADS

      Welcome to the club.

    2. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      Ive been a member of the club for a few years now =)

  5. Ratt Mhule

    Public poopers or private poopers? And why

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Private. I need room, cuz my pants have to come all the way of so I can create the proper leverage and angles.

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      As a public service to those who would use the bathroom within 2 hours after I do, I use my own bathroom.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I like clean, shapely poopers.

  6. Ratt Mhule

    Grant Gibbs is like the college version of Kyle Korver, only he can't shoot worth a damn. Anyone on this forum could do what he does on the court, which is stand around the three point line and do nothing. There was a reason CU was playing so well when he was inured. Ill never understand McDermott's infatuation with Gibbs

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    2. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      My random thought from watching Nebraska last night is they are a totally different team at home and PBA arena is a nice home court advantage

    3. hskrfan4life

      hskrfan4life

      Will be nice to have Creighton at home next year.

    4. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      I've never been a fan of Gibbs and I always felt his lack of scoring hurt CU when he was on the floor.

  7. Ratt Mhule

    Got a kick out of the Nepal Olympic team. One athlete competing in cross country skiing and he said hes most likely going to come in last place. Thats the spirit!

    1. Cina

      Cina

      I thought that was cool too, and they have a sweet flag!

    2. PaulCrewe

      PaulCrewe

      Go big or go home, and when home may be a Nepali house of sticks a top 50 finish is a great goal

  8. Ratt Mhule

    GSG was on my recommend to follow thing on twitter. Should I follow him?

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    2. Decked

      Decked

      Dang.

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Jeez, you ladies done yet.

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      What's a twitter? I'm just kidding, I know it's when your leg shakes uncontrollably. Not sure why you'd want to follow that.

  9. Ratt Mhule

    Bo is killing it so far this offseason https://twitter.com/CoachJP_NU/status/428647990979342336/photo/1

    1. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      That's frickin awesome.

    2. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      lol i'm the one that said to hide the cat and to get him a dog

       

    3. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      Hahaha epic!

  10. Ratt Mhule

    @Mariners: You heard it right, our first-ever Bark in the Park is set for 7/8. @pgammo (Peter Gammons): @Mariners @RealKingFelix Wish Darin Ruf could be there. HILARIOUS PETER! HILARIOUS!

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    2. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      YEAH I AGREE THAT IS REALLY REALLY STUPID. I WAS OBVIOUSLY OVERTHINKING IT.

    3. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      ITS OKAY! YOURE FORGIVEN!

    4. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT.

  11. Ratt Mhule

    Why all of a sudden are people going nuts about this OMAHA thing now? Manning has been saying OMAHA and HURRY HURRY literally the entire season. Must be slow news if people need to talk about a snap count...

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      very simple and easy to excite. Pretty sure that's how i wound up married.

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      ^^lol. I still find it kind of funny that Peyton uses the name of a city in the state of the school that trampled him in the 1997 Orange Bowl.

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Remember the titans invented duh!

  12. Ratt Mhule

    Thursday at the Omaha airport non other than Taylor Martinez sat next to me. Now on my way home at the Denver airport Jeremiah Sirles sat next to me. Small world

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    2. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      Taylor was with his gf and Sirles was already talking to some people

    3. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      I see. So you didn't mention you saw Miss Robinson too :P

    4. PaulCrewe

      PaulCrewe

      You didn't smell them again po did you??? We had a talk about that

  13. Ratt Mhule

    Why couldn't we get Gruden to announce our game?

    1. Saunders

      Saunders

      Because he lives in Tampa.

  14. Ratt Mhule

    Who's getting hammered tonight? I know I am!

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    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      gonna get white girl wasted tonight. drunk and slutty is how im getting tonight

       

    3. EbylHusker

      EbylHusker

      How many hookers did you knock up without a sober wingman in February?

    4. Landlord

      Landlord

      Mills - AAA will give anyone a ride home and their car for free tonight.

  15. Ratt Mhule

    Have a feeling we just saw the end of the greatest UFC champion of all time. Just broke his ankle with a leg kick. Most disgusting injury Ive ever seen

    1. C N Red

      C N Red

      Thats no broken ankle, thats a broken leg. And not as bad as the Louisville players. Same injury but Louisville players was compound so more damage and huge risk for infection.

    2. I am I

      I am I

      I think Napoleon McAllen RB for the Raiders was the worst injury I ever saw, playing against the 49ers.

  16. Ratt Mhule

    The womens championship fight at UFC 168 has just stolen the show! What a fight between those two ladies! Hopefully Silva/Weidemann lives up to the hype

  17. Ratt Mhule

    Happy Christmas to all the internet funny guys around the world

  18. Ratt Mhule

    In other news: Jennifer Lawrence revealed on Conan last night that she has a multitude of butt plugs...let the fantasies begin!

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Okay guys, kiss and make up. ... Hey, put those butt plugs away!!

    3. tschu

      tschu

      Creighton Duke making a fool of himself

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      I remember once, knapplc requested status updates be (paraphrasing) family-friendly. I'll call this update in regards to that 'completely out the window.'

  19. Ratt Mhule

    Joe Jamail said he got a call from someone saying he represented Nebraska seeking Mack's interest. "He's not going to Nebraska," JJ said.

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    2. tschu

      tschu

      Haha wow wat...it was inevitable i guess

    3. onlyHskrfaninIL

      onlyHskrfaninIL

      As a recruiting coordinator hed be great

    4. Ric Flair

      Ric Flair

      It would be worth it to watch the State of Texas implode.

  20. Ratt Mhule

    Happy birthday Bo!

    1. GSG

      GSG

      Thanks!

    2. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      Thanks!

  21. Ratt Mhule

    In light of my new avatar, Ill ask you all one question. You guys want some sandwiches?

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    2. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      sh#t happens when you party naked.

    3. clyde40

      clyde40

      Actually I was thinking I wanted a purple stuffed elephant, not pink. But now I changed my mind.

    4. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      No Stumpy, I got James Westfall and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. Sorry to disappoint

  22. Ratt Mhule

    There is no hope for our society http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/first-grade-boy-suspended-for--sexual-harassment-171045972.html

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    2. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      hell in a handbasket

    3. NUance

      NUance

      School principal needs to be punched in the face. Repeatedly. /facepalm

    4. tschu

      tschu

      Sad thing is, the threat of dumb parents and lawsuits probably caused the principal to act this way out of fright and caution

  23. Ratt Mhule

    Angels in the Outfield is on! "I thought the game started at one?" "It does start at one! and you're a jackass!" "No, Im a pitcher..."

    1. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Worst sports movie ever?

  24. Ratt Mhule

    Of course Mike Wallace would only get 2 points when I put him back in the starting lineup after two weeks of scoring 17 on my bench. I hate FF

    1. Foppa

      Foppa

      Haha that sort of crap is what drove me away from it. That, and I'd have to root for teams I hated sometimes lol

  25. Ratt Mhule

    So Dana White was blowing a nut on twitter last night because of the Bigfoot Silva/Mark Hunt HW fight so I just watched the replay on FS1. WOW, what a f'ing fight!

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