Moiraine

I beat my Georgia in laws at Cornhole today. (and @Elaida)

I brought pride to the Cornhusker state.

I made some recruiting maps. Look at them. I need attention! http://www.huskerboard.com/index.php?/topic/80075-nebraska-recruitingroster-maps-by-coach/

First time I've watched baseball since the mid '90s. I still hate watching it.

My grandpa had his checkbook stolen by a vacuum salesman several years ago. His partner was talking to my 90 year old grandparents so he snuck the checkbook into his pocket.

He then went to the bank drive thru and wrote a check to himself and in the note he wrote that it was for "4-wheeler for grandson."

One problem though; my aunt worked at the bank he went to. She knew it wasn't his writing so she called the police.The thief stayed in the drive thru the whole time until the police showed up and blocked off his car.

That time of season

When any college football will do, even if it's UMASS.

Can we b******t Bookie's name?

What is the difference between a $700 Christmas tree and a $100 Christmas tree?

No this isn't a joke I really want to know.

I'm at UNL graduation. The new chancellor sounds like a southern Ben Stein.

My mom drove under Dodge on Saddle Creek in the rain. When you move out of the nest you just can't keep an eye on your parent(s) anymore. But I guess they need to make their own mistakes in order to learn.

Hook has a 29% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Thoughts?

I loved it. I also had a huge crush on Rufio.

The board is now unusable on mobile, basically. I had an ad in the middle of my screen which took up at least 50% of the space and it isn’t closeable. When I try to close it I have an option of reporting the ad or asking why I’m seeing it. It took me about 10 mins to get this posted because I couldn’t see s#!t. 

Still hilarious after years...

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back f#&%er"


<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, s#!t


<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?


SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
*SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
wacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
<wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
<hunney> I am spartacus
<ji_pper>no im spartacus
<Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
<mistr andersn>I’m spartacus
<wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r


http://bash.org/?top

Important Stat of the Day: Cows produce more methane by belching than flatulating.

Cat takes 5 puppies hostage.

Paul McCarpooltney Karaoke

Paul's my least favorite Beatle but this is awesome.
 

I thought I screwed up at work. And I worked until 6:30pm today, and then again from 11pm-12:30am (I didn't have to, just didn't want it to bother me over the weekend), and it turns out I DIDN'T screw up. It was someone else's fault.

I almost peed myself watching this.

NSFW due to F bombs.

 

This Nobody: meme is stupid.

I just found out Galaxy Quest was supposed to have a sequel and the only reason it didn't happen was because Alan Rickman died.

20/20's on ABC

I made some recruiting maps. Look at them. I need attention!

Rock of GBR

Scotland, GBR