*** HB Misc Topic bullsh#t Thread ***

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Feel the burn!

[NUance]

A shoo-in for the Darwin Award!

[Stumpy1]

I am a volunteer fireman member and sometimes help out with rescue calls. Got one last night of an elderly lady needing to go to the hospital. We showed up and she is sitting on her couch without any pants on. She proceeded to tell us that she needs to go to the emergency room cause she can't poop. We ended up giving her some mineral oil and left.

[Mavric]

I am a volunteer fireman member and sometimes help out with rescue calls. Got one last night of an elderly lady needing to go to the hospital. We showed up and she is sitting on her couch without any pants on. She proceeded to tell us that she needs to go to the emergency room cause she can't poop. We ended up giving her some mineral oil and left.

Sounds like a good day to me.

[knapplc]

Someone's idea of the "most famous brand" from each state. I would think kool-aid would be Nebraska's most famous brand.

 

[ADS]

I am a volunteer fireman member and sometimes help out with rescue calls. Got one last night of an elderly lady needing to go to the hospital. We showed up and she is sitting on her couch without any pants on. She proceeded to tell us that she needs to go to the emergency room cause she can't poop. We ended up giving her some mineral oil and left.

Sounds like she was having a sh#t day...

 

[Mavric]

I am a volunteer fireman member and sometimes help out with rescue calls. Got one last night of an elderly lady needing to go to the hospital. We showed up and she is sitting on her couch without any pants on. She proceeded to tell us that she needs to go to the emergency room cause she can't poop. We ended up giving her some mineral oil and left.

Sounds like she was having a sh#t day...

Apparently she wanted to have a s#!^^y day, actually.

[knapplc]

Infograph of historic influence. I'd make America's FAR bigger toward the latter stages of the 20^th Century, but apparently these guys disagree.

 

[NUance]

In a couple centuries we'll probably see an entry for Walmart too.

 

I see that India and China are the only two that run end to end.

[Mavric]

Naked wife distracts victim while husband burglarizes home

 

 

A woman distracted a man by skinny dipping in his pool while her husband burglarized the man's home.

The incident occurred on the afternoon of June 27 at the victim's home on Canterbury Lane in the Camelot subdivision in Crossville, about 100 miles east of Nashville.

The 54-year-old victim told police he was approached by the couple, who live nearby, and the 30-something-year-old woman asked if she could swim in his pool.

According to police, the husband left after his wife asked him to retrieve her cigarettes.

She then asked the victim if it would bother him if she swam naked. He said it would not.

While the woman's husband was gone, he burglarized the home, stealing a handgun, jewelry and medication. The stolen items amounted to $1,195.

During the theft, the woman kept the neighbor distracted for 20 minutes by swimming naked in his pool.

 

"I went and got her a towel, she dried off and all of a sudden she was soaking wet again. I escorted her outside and invited her to church, but she said she didn't have time for that, she wasn't ready for that," victim Stephen Amaral told Nashville's News 2.

*Emphasis added

 

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[knapplc]

Your whole life is a lie. You honestly think Greenland is roughly the size of Africa. But it isn't.

 

 

Check this out. Took me a while to complete.

 

Look at a map. Greenland is, in reality, about the size of Algeria on the north coast of Africa. Algeria is actually slightly larger.

[Mavric]

Texas Man Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend

 

 

A San Antonio man faces criminal charges after he accidentally shot his girlfriend while aiming a weapon at his ex-girlfriend.

Local authorities say the incident took place early yesterday morning at the 1600 block of Amanda Street.

The man's ex-girlfriend had unexpectedly arrived at his house and a verbal altercation ensued.

At one point the man left to retrieve his shotgun, only to be met with resistance from his current girlfriend upon his return.

 

Investigators say the woman tried to prevent her boyfriend from shooting his ex-girlfriend, andwas "unintentionally" shot in the chest by her boyfriend in the process.

 

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[GSG]

The Smartest Comebacks of All Time

[JJ Husker]

Your whole life is a lie. You honestly think Greenland is roughly the size of Africa. But it isn't. Check this out. Took me a while to complete. Look at a map. Greenland is, in reality, about the size of Algeria on the north coast of Africa. Algeria is actually slightly larger.

 

Dang that took a lot longer than it seems it should have.

[GM_Tood]

Report: Naked woman distracts man as her accomplice robs his house

 

Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife. It can lead to some unexpected consequences.

 

A Tennessee man found this out the hard way when a woman dipped in his pool, naked, as her husband robbed his home.

 

 

http://www.cnn.com/2....html?hpt=hp_t3