Cdog923 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 "Coach, when are we going to be able to get those fashionable and super comfy smocks from our local Husker apparel retailer?" 1 Quote Link to comment
runningblind Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Hi Coach, nice smock. Could you tell me what defense you are going to run and also why Die Hard is the best Christmas movie in existence? 1 Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 3 minutes ago, ColoradoHusk said: "Hey Coach, Matt from Tecumseh here, let me know if you ever need a night off from the wife and kids. I can have an Uber pick you up from the coach's office and you can meet me at Gate 25." This isn't a question. Quote Link to comment
Born N Bled Red Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 55 minutes ago, Red Five said: "Coach, Randy from St. Paul here. Are you gunna have those boys doing squats and bench presses? That no good Mike Riley had the team not squatting and doing yoga instead and we are still trying to get that soft culture out of the program." Coach, coach, have you watched any game tape from this year, and if so, WHY DO OUR LINEMEN HAVE CONCRETE FEET and how will you fix that? 1 Quote Link to comment
TGHusker Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Hey Coach, This is Bubba from Broken Bow - "How soon before our lineman can hold up a Volkswagen Bug while walking on a balance beam?" follow up question: Will the Big 10 be adjusting to you, or will you be adjusting to the Big 10? 2 Quote Link to comment
ColoradoHusk Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Scott from Wood River here - Coach, how much would you pay for a used Golden Tee game? I will take a best offer right now. 8 Quote Link to comment
Red Five Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 "Hey coach, Scott from Wood River here. Two part question for you. First, what is your best score on Golden Tee? Second, do you have a preferred brand of chaw?" Edit: Dammit, CO beat me to the joke. 3 Quote Link to comment
Popular Post CharBroiled Posted November 28, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 28, 2022 Coach, Mark from Youngstown, but you can call me Bo. Just wondering how you plan to install an "us vs. the world" mentality and what's your preferred method of losing your cool on the sidelines? 4 1 5 1 Quote Link to comment
teachercd Posted November 28, 2022 Author Share Posted November 28, 2022 52 minutes ago, Cdog923 said: "Coach, when are we going to be able to get those fashionable and super comfy smocks from our local Husker apparel retailer?" This kills me! A few years ago, the team I was coaching for ordered the f#&%ing smocks. I have never worn it, everyone but the HC hated them. We were all shaking our heads at it. 1 Quote Link to comment
teachercd Posted November 28, 2022 Author Share Posted November 28, 2022 "Coach, hey there, first off it is great to meet you, secondly, I noticed that sometimes you sort of shake your knee a bit, mind if I write a 2,000 word article about that? Oh and sorry, my name is Dirk" 2 3 1 Quote Link to comment
Popular Post The Dude Posted November 28, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 28, 2022 "Hi coach, Luke from Cincinnati. Who is your agent?". 9 1 Quote Link to comment
teachercd Posted November 28, 2022 Author Share Posted November 28, 2022 "Coach, Ronnis here, RA of Abel dorms floor 11, are you going to live in the dorms like Hank Hughes did?" 1 3 Quote Link to comment
ColoradoHusk Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 27 minutes ago, teachercd said: "Coach, Ronnis here, RA of Abel dorms floor 11, are you going to live in the dorms like Hank Hughes did?" I hope Hughes got at least a 3-man corner room out of the deal. ”Hank, don’t you know what a tie around the doorknob means?” 2 Quote Link to comment
sho Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 "Coach, yeah Mike Huff...I mean Mike from Bellevue. Glad to see your face, hopefully won't be last time. Now, will we be seeing you recruit all of our fine outstanding athletes or will we have to continue sending them out of state since no coach takes the time to come visit us?" Quote Link to comment
alexhortdog95 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 "Coach, Coach, Coach! Alex from Omaha here again. One more question - can you please ban players that wear the number 54?" Quote Link to comment
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