FrankWheeler

So, still no luck catching the elusive bearded tuna, huh? lulz

+1 NUance. I'm laughing out loud in my office right now

You using the right bait?

good point, although I don't know if bait is as important as where these fish are schooling at, colorado I hear has been seeing a resurgence in its population of bearded tuna

under the proper conditions these once majestic creatures can thrive once again!

#woodnot

nothing wrong with a little junk in the trunk

Boys just like a little more booty to hold at night

Congratulations buddy!

Congrats!

WRATH OF THE KHANS

#teamhealthykids

you still wearing your high school jersey to work on Fridays?

Letter jacket on Saturdays?

I bet you could throw the ball over them mountains.

Or he would have fouled out.

^^

Good taste, you.

Back in 1963, I watched Teddy Roosevelt fight a rabid wallaby

Wait...I thought they were called 'Freedom Fries?' haha that try didn't last long. I only say 'fries' anyway.

If they are from the southern half of Belgium it's still French then.

I was there last week. Was actually angry at the weather

I am angry at the weather right now, 3 foot snow drifts in the driveway aren't fun to dig out of in -5 degrees.

My hands might be frostbitten this morning from shoveling snow. I'm starting to think it is cold.

Mike Rowe. The poor man's Morgan Freeman.

Both have excellent voices. I could see Rowe playing Red in the 2025 remake of Shawshank Redemption.

Wasn't Red a white guy in the book? (Like Santa?)

True story about Mike Rowe he went to a friend of mine's vineyard to do a Dirty Jobs segment. He spent a great deal of time trying to take every female employee there into the barrel room if you catch my drift.

And our other FB did??

i thought he was great fresh year and then we didnt use him at all this year

Looks like our fullbacks had a total of 1 reception and 0 carries all year.

if he was playing for alabama he would have their line protecting him and their talent catching his passes. i think his numbers would be very good.

He'd have a much more athletic defense in his face while he throws, a MUCH better secondary that won't let him get away with some of the throws he gets away with now.

NIU did go to a BCS bowl. Last year and they hung with Florida St. well into the 4th qtr. For a small school coming out of the MAC I give both them and Lynch props.

Post after Hedley

I am also a thread killer.

This status update would have been a lot funnier if nobody had replied to it.