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  1. Wow. You Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton fans really got your wish tonight!

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Well it ain't going to be play boy bean.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      I know, but my hope is that now they've been seen nude anyway, they'll want to go to Playboy to put out a more quality product. I'm looking at you Jennifer Lawrence.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      I prefer it to playboy. Gotta keep it real, homie.

  2. The fact that the movie 'her' not only exists, but is celebrated is incredibly disturbing

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    2. redout22

      redout22

      oh man are you right

    3. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      I mean, just because the male lead's situation and persona hit so close to home for so many people doesn't make the movie any good...it actually just makes it more disturbing.

    4. zoogs

      zoogs

      Making a lot of assumptions, Duke. Who says the point of the movie is to offer a fix for people to identify with?

  3. Flat-billed hats need to be eradicated

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    2. B.B. Hemingway

      B.B. Hemingway

      The ladies to like them (as Mills said).... A Snapback Hat, with the shades reversed, Rory McIlory style....Thats the look....

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      My brother's got a sign in his shop where they have frequent shop parties with numerous people. "no dooshbags or flatbills" It's a redneck shop, yes.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      And he has literally thrown people out for wearing flatbills. He despises him.

  4. How is McCook, NE?

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    2. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      I'm sure there's plenty of demand for janitors everywhere.

    3. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Actually an executive position at the college there. You can find out what high ranking university official do by looking at this link:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_(education)

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      ^That's not a valid source, sorry!

  5. In the good old days, advertisements for baseball hats showed them with the requisite arched bill. Today, the bills are flat. I long for the days of yore :(

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    3. beanman

      beanman

      Like I give a f#*k

    4. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Yep. Your multiple comments towards me REALLY indicate a IDGAF attitude. Have a pleasant evening and make sure to crease those bills!

  6. "In locker rooms full of Nebraska, LSU, Southern Cal players, Miami players -- they'll look at this as a weakness," Vic Eumont, Martin's HS Coach on the "situation"

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    2. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      I feel like a lot of people have a problem with context clues and realizing the obvious.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Sorry, I'm tired of this story and I don't find it "amusing" in the least that some asshat wants to say Nebraska players are thugs, based on the actions of another asshat that actually got kicked off our team. I feel unamused.

    4. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Great! (I find it very amusing and quite laughable, btw).

  7. Defensive backs need to be turning their heads and finding the ball when its in the air (especially the safeties). INTs just begging to be made.

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      I understand. I agree with you that I wish we did ball hawk a bit more. Kind of like Gerry did on that pick that was reversed. I was just stating another aspect if you've noticed in some games in the past including last week or even last year against UCLA. What is a short five yard crossing route goes for thirty years against this defense because opposing WR's are just running our coverage out of the picture.

    3. True2tRA
    4. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      ^^^^very true. Hopefully the "upgrade" in athleticism can erase this problem at some point.

  8. I'm one of the best writers on the board. That being said, if I put together a form letter to send to the AD, can I count on y'all to copy it and send it in? (would be ATTN: Changes to be made NOW)

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    2. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      That's a very good, specific point. Would you mind adding it to the thread since it will be easier to find, reference, and update there?

    3. beanman

      beanman

      Dude, I'm sucky at writing so I'm just going to copy my status contribution above.

    4. Creighton Duke
  9. Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDUwXFvTJfA

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    2. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      ^^^

      Yep, that is the Kretzmer interpretation of the lyrics.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      What the f#*k was that?

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      No thank you.

  10. http://personality-testing.info/tests/DT.php I can only imagine what some of y'all's narcississm scores will be...
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    2. NUance
    3. husker07

      husker07

      Narcissism-55.8

      Machiavellianism- 20.5

      Psychopathy- 20.5

       

      I'm a self absorbed SOB

    4. Forge

      Forge

      20 / 16 / 30. I don't think I am better than others, I just don't give a sh#t about them :)

  11. Hooking up with college cheerleaders is still fun

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      It's would still be creepy for James Woods.

    3. FremonSker
    4. NUance

      NUance

      Cheerleaders? Yeah, just stick to ones at the top of the pyramid is all.

  12. Oh, wow. This is awesome. CAN'T STUMP. THE. TRUMP.

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    2. Decked

      Decked

      I think America is screwed either way. However, his complete lack of political correctness is quite refreshing.

    3. zoogs

      zoogs

      Great. He'd make a hit TV show.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      @FakeID: Agreed. Who next, Kim Kardashian?

  13. So, if Michigan comes back to win the MNC, does South Dakota State claim the title as TRUE champion? :)

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I've got a better one; What if Michigan wins the MNC and the Huskers go to the Rose Bowl? Do we whine and complain endlessly that we should've been the champs and Michigan accuses us of running off to the Rose Bowl and not facing them? I would say karma but Husker fans would'nt be that delusional.

    3. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      ^^^^

      Interesting scenario. I think the response would depend on which team secured more electoral votes :)

    4. FrankWheeler

      FrankWheeler

      But Illinois State beat South Dakota State and Youngstown State beat them! Bo Pelini!

  14. Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

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    2. nhuskers5

      nhuskers5

      Sting and The Police are better...

    3. HuskerFanChuck

      HuskerFanChuck

      One of my favorite 80s bands. Awesome music!

    4. walksalone

      walksalone

      What? No love for Mr Mister, The Outfield, The Hooters, The Pretenders, Loverboy, or Starship?

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    3. NUance

      NUance

      So he made lude comments and had pics of the men's swim team in Speedos? BFD. Why did the article show the Hawk's FB team?

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      Look at the guy. I'm guessing the students that did these 'favors' were looking for the money for drugs rather than Iowa tickets. No other way it makes sense.

  15. Not guilty verdict in Montana QB rape case. The system really can work. http://sports.yahoo.com/news/not-guilty-verdict-former-montana-090828173--spt.html

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    2. Marf

      Marf

      We all know you don't get any chicks, no need to lie on a message board.

    3. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      You've obviously confused me with Blackshirts007. Honest mistake, I'm sure.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      oh, he gets girls. His problem is keeping his mitts off the kinder.

  16. Just in case you guys were wondering...http://izismile.com/2013/03/08/porn_stars_before_and_after_their_makeup_makeover_93_pics.html

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    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      If you young guys can find a woman who looks great without makeup.....and if her mother isn't a troll at age 50 then marry the woman....if she can boil water without burning it.

    3. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      Don't be hatin, Creighton.

    4. Creighton Duke
  17. Miles done more in 2 than Pelini has done in 6?

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    2. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      ^^^Good points, all around, but BIG basketball is much better than BIG football...

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Miles has done more in 2 than Iba/Nee/Collier/Sadler in the last 30+

    4. QMany

      QMany

      In two years, Miles took a team from .222 to .500 in conference play. In two years, Bo took a team from .250 to .750 and a division championship.

  18. I need a name! "Batboy", "Nightwing", I dunno. What’s a good sidekick name? How about "Dick Grayson, College Student"?

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Nope sorry man. But it's not the first reference I haven't gotten around here. I'm just not "hip". Or 2 legit 2 quit as you kids say nowadays.

    3. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      I'm older than you.

    4. walksalone

      walksalone

      Blown to bits by the Joker?

  19. Nebraska would win the Big 12 this year

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      No they're terrible True, I mean they didn't beat anybody of substance last year. /sarcasm

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Man they looked impressive as hell in the game didn't they. I loved how people said they won because Bama didn't want it. Hell, those teams were in a battle. Good one to watch.

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      I'm just glad that Oklahoma couldn't get up for the game either, or Saban and that southern bell might have killed some people.

  20. CD's (just the) tip of...forever: Don't get married

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    2. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      Pro: getting my balls licked

    3. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      ^^^^...not exclusive to marriage...

    4. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      pro: health insurance.

  21. Chavez has died

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      His name is Powers Boothe...and like most of the cast of 'Tombstone'...he kicked ass. A little more history if you want it... http://www.tombstonevigilantes.com/curly.html

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      I think HANC was referring to Jose Chavez y Chavez.

    4. HuskerfaninOkieland
  22. I don't know what's weirder, that I'm watching "Goosebumps" on Netflix or that Ryan Gosling is in one of the episodes...

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    2. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      I'm a man of many interests.

    3. huskrplaya

      huskrplaya

      Tales from the Crypt is where it's at!

    4. Creighton Duke
  23. So I passed by one of the TVs at the gym and Kid 'N Play were being interviewed on CNN....the last straw in me ever following a major news source again

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      So . . . did Kid have a flat top or not?!

    3. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Ya know, he actually was wearing a hat so I couldn't tell. So, as stupid as the interview was, the MOST pressing question was not even addressed. Ridiculous.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      What was he/they? famous for again?

  24. Nice work Pliskova!

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      It was a joke on Friday. I know the internet sucks for understanding the tone of a post, so I'll forgive the insult.

    3. Cdog923

      Cdog923

      Know your audience, ZRod.

    4. ZRod
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