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  1. HUSKER 37

    AOCDRNDICG TO RSCHEEARCH AT CMABRIGDE UINERVTISY, IT DSENO'T MTAETR WAHT OERDR THE LTTERES IN A WROD ARE, THE OLNY IPROAMTNT TIHNG IS TAHT THE FRSIT AND LSAT LTTEER BE IN THE RGHIT PCLAE. TIHS IS BCUSEAE THE HUAMN MNID DEOS NOT RAED ERVEY LTETER BY ISTLEF, BUT THE WROD AS A WLOHE. . OLNY 55% OF PLEPOE CAN.

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    2. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      Haha at first as I was reading this I was like are you drunk? lol

    3. Judoka

      Judoka

      fear - I imagine it's a good thing.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      I miss Tuff Tigre

  2. HUSKER 37

    BTN now showing '98 Orange Bowl against Peyton Manning's Tennessee Volls

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      And again later tonight..Might have to DVR it

    2. PaulCrewe

      PaulCrewe

      And Ed Cunningham of all people was the sideline reporter.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Donehue talking about past Husker Fullback Tom Rathburn?

       

  3. HUSKER 37

    Chuck Norris Just Put Van Damme's Epic Volvo Ad Completely to Shame http://www.ijreview.com/2013/12/102925-chuck-norris-just-put-van-dammes-epic-volvo-ad-completely-shame/

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    2. husker_99

      husker_99

      nice cgi.

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      That's real! How could you say that!????

      You wouldn't know CGY if it hit ya in the face!

    4. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      Going old school with the C-5's. Impressive!

  4. HUSKER 37

    Congrats Huskers (My Ex went to tOSU so it was a little special for me) A little concerned about Crick's Concussion? and T-Mart looks like a kid that was naturally a Lefty that's been forced to throw right handed..often lleading with the wrong foot..Can that be corrected?

  5. HUSKER 37

    Congratulations Lady Dusters! 52-51 over Lexington "We love you long time" Minutemaids.. Good luck against Elkhorn in the State semis!

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    2. huskersrule95

      huskersrule95

      Dislike

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      But it was Lex..

      They were our bitter Rival and in cahoots with the Oklahoma Sooners and Communist Russia back in MY day.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Too bad we lost to Elkhorn tonight..Beatrice tomorrow for 3rd place..When did Beatrice leave class A?

  6. HUSKER 37

    Death by Atomic Wedgie? http://www.azcentral.com/news/free/20140108oklahoma-man-killed-stepfather-underwear-police-say.html

    1. walksalone

      walksalone

      I know, I put it up in the BS Forum...

    2. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      That's how we roll in the Okie state...yo

       

  7. HUSKER 37

    Deep fat frying cookie dough.. . Last time this kid tries this at home

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Or the burn ward.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Defrosting the deep casket..er..freezer and found what looked like dry dog food but I thought was freezedried pizza topping (hamburger?) turned out to be ice cream mixins (cookie dough).. I'd just made French Fries and thought maybe I could "undry" the frezerburns and fight my wolf over it...

    4. Conga3

      Conga3

      You might be a red neck if...

  8. HUSKER 37

    Derek Jeter knows how to treat a lady http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW3wSpElZt8

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    2. The Maudfather

      The Maudfather

      It can't reflect poorly on Jeter. He treats his one night stands better than half the country.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      meh. That's better than just rolling over and making them sleep in the wet spot.

    4. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Looking back, I was probably worse with my two-night stands just so I could say to myself that I never did a one-nighter.

       

  9. HUSKER 37

    Don't remember a prev. Bowl season where you couldn't count on seeing/recording the whole game on one channel...First with our game...It didn't start showing on the scheduled (ESPN) channel until both teame had scored...Then tonight, Didn't start showing USC/Wisky until the 2nd Quarter...It's like they're not even trying anymore

    1. CheeseHusker

      CheeseHusker

      700 commercials for Geico, Chick Fil-A and Ram trucks with the damn Star Wars music + 45 minutes of blowing smoke up Alabama and Clemson's sphincters + 55-34 games because nobody plays defense + incompetent officiating requiring 20 plays to be reviewed = games taking 4 1/2 hours.

  10. HUSKER 37

    Dreamed I won the Powerball and shared it with all my facebook friends...Just to get back at the ones that unfriended me over the years

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    2. krc1995

      krc1995

      that's deep

    3. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      ..sorry

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Fopp..I'd probably be unsuccessful at trying to maintain anonymity and I'm sure the media would make a big deal out of it..

  11. HUSKER 37

    Even with all the free Starz movie channels that Dish is giving us for the year, there's nothing on tonight...Is it too soon to watch a Godzilla/Mothra movie?

    1. Vuren

      Vuren

      ....i watched that the day of the earthquake...

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      I posted the pic of Godzirra using the pointy stick on a map of Japan (from funny pics thread) the night before the quake on my FB..My bad?

  12. HUSKER 37

    Following a SUV in traffic that had personalized plates, "BT TXASS" had an OU on one side of the back window and an upsidedown longhorn sticker on the other...I actually found myself honking/waving/And giving them the "whorns down" gesture..The Enemy of my enemy is now my friend? (I grew up linking Russia/OU/and Lexington as all being evil).

    1. NUance

      NUance

      lol @ evil Lexington

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Minutemen: "We might not be any good in the sack, but at least we're fast"!

  13. HUSKER 37

    For all you kiddies clamoring for Black unis..See how ugly they look on the Cardinals on MNF

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    2. mmmtodd

      mmmtodd

      those look like their equipment manager misplaced the real ones and dispatched someone to a local high school to borrow theirs.

    3. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      They would look better with red or black pants. I not a big fan of black on white, just doesn't look right.

    4. huskerswrkhavoc

      huskerswrkhavoc

      i think they looked pretty sweet.....

  14. HUSKER 37

    Get in my car after work..Say "OW!!"..Make mental note to get some hot pads for my steering wheel and notice the digital thermometer says 122F...Get home 40 minutes later and notice my home thermometer at 121F (My car thermometer usually exagerates)..But why does the PHX Airport think it's only 114F? Afraid to scare away snowmen?

  15. HUSKER 37

    gnat's ass : Very small measurement used by toolmakers & engineers, or roughly .0001 or one ten thousandth of an inch. Actual size may vary between shops, but always much less than a pu&&y hair. About one tenth of a skosh which is equal to approximately one nudge of the dial.

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Note: When specified, generally regarded as smaller than the smallest one can measure or produce, since while most people intuitively understand that a gnat's ass is pretty small, few have actually bothered a gnat to measure one.

       

       

    2. captain obvious

      captain obvious

      How do you convert from "gnat's ass" to "ass load?"

  16. HUSKER 37

    Grandma got molested at the airport http://www.bobandtom.com/videos?uri=channels/345197/1104092

  17. HUSKER 37

    Has anyone ever read the Riot Act?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Yes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riot_Act

       

  18. HUSKER 37

    Holy nip..er..Lip slip, Batman!! Argentine Dancing with the Starz http://egotastic.com/2011/10/cinthia-fernandez-goes-fully-monty-on-latina-sexy-version-of-dancing-with-the-stars-video/

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    2. Roark

      Roark

      I've never heard of Cinthia Fernandez... Porn star?

    3. whateveritis1224

      whateveritis1224

      TV personality who just learned her boyfriend is sleeping with another woman who happens to be another tv personality in argentina. So that was pretty much an FU to both of them.

    4. whateveritis1224

      whateveritis1224

      TV personality who just learned her boyfriend is sleeping with another woman who happens to be another tv personality in argentina. So that was pretty much an FU to both of them.

  19. HUSKER 37

    how to sue telemarketers http://www.ucan.org/telecommunications/landline/how_to_sue_telemarketers

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      My Caprice has AM radio only. Eventually I'll upgrade to 8-track.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      You kids an yer fancy push button phones..Now if I remember right, alls you need besides a sledge and a couple of screw drivers, is some long handled Q-Tips and a tub of vaseline...Also good for eliminating the squeek in the tapes if youtake them apart and lube the plastic spindle..Scotch tape will do if you need to cut out sections of wrinkled/ate-up tape..But may cause you to have to relearn the song.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      And I found the original link by googling the phone number that's been showing up on my cell's caller ID every day this week.

  20. HUSKER 37

    Husker Jen sighting? https://twitter.com/sportando/status/450382448845524992

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    2. Marf

      Marf

      If you have to ask, you probably can't afford her.

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      You should receive Kim Jung-Un's haircut for that deception!

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      "She" was one of the most discussed posters in HB history

  21. HUSKER 37

    I actually went to the Dr. Thursday (don't ask).. The Doc was really pretty in her short skirt..and had really long legs that curved a strange direction...

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    2. ADS

      ADS

      Where is this place at? I think I need a check up.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      @huskerjock...I don't know fer sure, but I suspect her gloved digits may already been somewhere I'd hate to smell..and T_o_B..They still have Penthouse? I haven't seen one of those since I was 12.and even then, I only memorized it for the fuzzy pictures...It all seemed a little surreal..what with her feets so far in front of her..she almost resembled an olympic skijumper to help ballance out her inward curve of her shins...and the nurse mentioned the Doctor's Fiance in passin...

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      @huskerjock...I don't know fer sure, but I suspect her gloved digits may already been somewhere I'd hate to smell..and T_o_B..They still have Penthouse? I haven't seen one of those since I was 12.and even then, I only memorized it for the fuzzy pictures...It all seemed a little surreal..what with her feets so far in front of her..she almost resembled an olympic skijumper to help ballance out her inward curve of her shins...and the nurse mentioned the Doctor's Fiance in passin...

  22. HUSKER 37

    I can't believe I made an elderly woman cry at Costco last night

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      red faced and tearing up a little...

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Bet she was a butter face.

    4. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Is butter ever red?

  23. HUSKER 37

    I feel sorta dirty...Took my 10 year old Son to the neighborhood Gymnastics and Cheerleading academy Saturday for the 1st time..4 other boys and almost 200 girls...Felt like we were in Muslim Heaven until the shreiking started.

  24. HUSKER 37

    I feel sorta dirty...Took my 10 year old Son to the neighborhood Gymnastics and Cheerleading academy Saturday for the 1st time..4 other boys and almost 200 girls...Felt like we were in Muslim Heaven until the shreiking started.

    1. beanman

      beanman

      I know how you feel. I took my 4 year old to gymnastics and he was the only boy. Of course he had a stroke and I was just trying to find something that would help his balance, strength etc. But still didn't feel right.

    2. macroboy

      macroboy

      Big of you guys to do what is right and not let some "manly" bs get in your way...even if it is still messing with your head.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Maybe not...I'm always joking with him about how ghey Baseball and Soccer is..I do find it funny? that he started mentioning the girls mamaries and butts right away..Like he was uncomfortable about what he was going to tell his friends or his older brother.

  25. HUSKER 37

    I forget...What does Omaha mean again?

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    2. Mavric

      Mavric

      I believe it changes the count to 1. Omaha means snap on the next sound.

    3. teachercd

      teachercd

      It is not the same for every single team, think about it, that would not make sense.

       

      Some teams use it to change the play, O, being opposite. So, a right running play now goes left.

       

      Some use the O for an outside run or toss.

       

      Some might change the snap count with it.

       

      Just from the horrible job I have done coaching the last 15 years, we have used lots of different words that mean lots of different things.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      3/4 of what Peyton barks at the LOS is bullsh#t and means absolutely nothing. Pretty sure I heard that from him himself.

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