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  1. Retire, get a dog, and take the damn dog for a walk? I'd rather just sit on my futon, sip a bottle of cheap wine, and play the bongos.

    1. TAKODA

      TAKODA

      In West Virginia, they call them couches on the front porch, the bongos are harmonicas and the drink is moonshine! ☺

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, that makes sense. It'd be easier to blow on a harmonica without front teeth.

  2. Happy Summer Solstice! Longest day of the year. Use it wisely. lol

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      You are wise beyond your years, sir. lol

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      I moved from an apartment to a condo. I'm regretting it already and it's only the first night...

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      One 364 days to go...

  3. Battle of the Bastards. It did not disappoint.

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Pretty good battle scenes. When I'm on GoT, I'm going with 12 giants and 3 dragons.

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Thanks for the spoiler tag... gosh!!!

  4. We're gonna see some big numbers at Oakmont today. lol

  5. Trivia: Who holds the record for longest run from scrimmage against the Huskers?

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    2. Michiganball

      Michiganball

      Elliot "crazy legs" Johnson from the Mitkicha Ogres in 1892......I think

    3. macroboy

      macroboy

      I don't know about longest but I think Melvin Gordon is still running free against us.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      I was watching "A Football Life" on espn about Sayers. They said it was the longest. Not that espn is the final word or anything.

  6. Long and straight, boys. Long. And. Straight.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Now if I can just take that swing from the driving range to the golf course I might be on to something.

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      So you were talking about your wood!

    3. NUance

      NUance

      A double entendre. Nice! lol

  7. Anyone know when the Husker fall camp starts? (google just gets me the hs camps at UNL :shrug:)

    1. Mavric

      Mavric

      Started August 5 last year. I would guess August 8 this year but I'm not sure.

  8. "All in the game yo, all in the game." —Omar

  9. I don't know why I bothered to show up for work today. I didn't get jack sh#t done. : /

  10. Okay people, as it gets warmer, and you are thirsty, what temp do you set your fridge to keep your beer cool?

    1. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      Fridge? I go for the cooler with a water & ice bath.

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Ummmm, beer.

  11. With the 3 day weekend, I just don't feel humpy today.

    1. FrankWheeler

      FrankWheeler

      They have pills for that.

  12. Golfed this AM. Walked nine holes. Then mowed the lawn with a push mower. And not even one damn beer in the fridge?!? Get ur azz to the store woman!

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    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Says the guy who left us waiting at the first tee yesterday.....

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Actually I don't drink beer when I play golf. But I make up for it afterwards. lol

  13. Received a tax form from Coventry. It has Redux’s name and SSN on it.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Turns out food grade worms aren't the next big health food fad. Who coulda guessed?

    3. macroboy

      macroboy

      I got one too!

       

    4. NUance

      NUance

      A worm or a Somalian Prince?

  14. Happy Hump Day all you humpers! Here's a cameltoe to celebrate: http://watermarked.cutcaster.com/cutcaster-photo-100250758-Camel-toe.jpg

    1. GSG

      GSG

      Wow! That thing is HUGE!

    2. NUance

      NUance

      That's what SHE said!

    3. Michiganball

      Michiganball

      That's filthy man, filthy!

  15. There's a next of starlings above my office window, under the eve of the bldg. The young ones are learning to fly.

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      We used to shoot starlings with our pellet guns as kids. Our parents told us to leave all the other birds alone, but we could shoot as many starlings as we wanted. After reading that article that they're an invasive species, now I know why.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      We would also shoot them as kids. Nobody cared about the starlings, in fact they encouraged us to kill as many as possible. Don't know if it was just a bad few years or what but there were tons of them and people hated them.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, I used to shoot sparrows and starlings as a kid. I shot hundreds of sparrows. And many dozen starlings. Used an old Benjamin .177 pellet rifle. Got to be pretty accurate with that thing.

  16. Shingled a roof today. Time now for Advil and whiskey. And then more whiskey.

  17. Worst sequel ever? My vote goes for Caddyshack II. /facepalm

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Pretty sure a funzanoon is an Italian specialty pasta shape.....?

    3. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Airplane 2. Hands down.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      ^^You would know about that one, huh?

  18. Great weekend for recruiting! Football *and* basketball.

    1. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      I caught an item on the local sports (heard it from the office and came in late) about a softball player I think coming to Lincoln next year from Texas who may have been committed to Baylor?

    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      Ahhhh....I see she is a VB player!

  19. I had a dream last night that I was in prison with Lawrence Phillips. We traded paperback books, and were pals. lol

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Well, the usual amount of rye'd up. Which is to say, pretty darn rye'd up.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      I prefer burbon myself.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      "traded paperbacks"

  20. In the Big Rock Candy Mountains there's a land that's fair and bright.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

      All the cops have wooden legs

      And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth

      And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      The punk rolled up his big blue eyes and said to the jocker, "Sandy

      I've hiked and hitched and wandered too, but I ain't seen any candy

      I've hiked and hiked till my feet are sore, I'll be god damned if I hike any more

      To be buggered sore like a hobo's whore on the Big Rock Candy Mountains."

       

      http://www.cracked.com/article_20557_5-insane-lost-verses-that-change-meaning-famous-songs_p5.html

    4. NUance
  21. RYE'D UP! (Well, I'll probably be rye'd up later, that is.)

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    2. Huskerzoo

      Huskerzoo

      Mmm tonight is a good night for a Manhattan.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Starting to get rye'd up right now.

    4. Redux

      Redux

      I had a Rolling Rock, a Busch Light and a Mexi-Coke.

  22. 1) Who will our next president be? 2) Will we want to live in America anymore?

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      1) Will it matter? 2) NO, but I'm stuck here

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Everyday becoming an ex-patriot and working as a bartender in a straw shack on a beach in someplace like Puerto Vallarta sounds better and better. Just wish they had better Healthcare there.

    4. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      Expatriate*, but yours works too if you don't like the country anymore.

  23. "Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face."

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I agree. They could be good together. My favorite character with the hot babe. And it looks like another fav, Arya, may becoming more active. Still miss Ned though.

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Jon Snow is back. He will rule the world!!!!!

    4. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      I'm stoked too. I'm excited to see how that relationship develops. So many good characters on that show.

  24. This 2017 class is shaping up nicely. And it's only May! https://nebraska.n.rivals.com/commitments/football/2017

  25. All this draft talk makes me thirsty. For a draft beer.

    1. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      All this draft talk makes me want to tailgate a semi to conserve gasoline.

    2. Enhance

      Enhance

      I just tried a new microbrew bar in Lincoln - Hopcat. Incredible selection and really good beers. Really bad service though.

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