NUance

Not all cameltoes!

That's pretty offensive for national administrative assistants day IMO.

I prefer a moose knuckle

You never showered with the other boys in PE did you?

A midget told him that he had a huge penis, so take that for what it's worth.

"Dear Lord Jesus, I do not often speak with you and ask for things, but now I really must insist that you help me win the election tomorrow because I deserve it and Paul Metzler doesn't, as you well know."

Hahaha! We just finished the first season again last night. Getting ready for season 2!

I'm a couple episodes away from finishing season 1. Probly take me a month or so to rewatch first 5 seasons.

I binge watched the first 3 seasons in 2 weeks. I'm pumped for the season premiere.

Hodor is in Michigan? Come to think of it, that scenery did look a lot like Michigan. You ever see any white walkers up there?

Only when I go outside with my clothes off.

2 weeks and 2 days.

I said Joe Montainia!

lol

Four so far, LB, WR, WR & QB. Got most of the offensive skill positions covered. Now we need BRUTE STRENGTH!

This status update brought to you by Brute aftershave.

Big uglies, fat boys, Etc.

That's what SHE said.

My son thunk it. He had 'Nova all the way in our family pool. Like usual I finished in last place behind behind my son, daughter and wife.

4 minutes is an eternity

I'm poor but that never stopped me.

I did hit the practice green after lunch to chip/pitch for about 20 minutes.

It's fricken 30 degrees here in Michigan. This state f'ing blows.

Man-bear-pig!

In the year 3535, Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie. Everything you think, do and say is in the pill you took today

Their Facebook page is about as informative as Buzzfeed or The Onion.

Why the NPR hate?

NPR hates the Bern

Leave my lucious lips outta this

This tournament shows how hard it is for even a one seed to play 6 good games in a row and win all 6. Syracuse just makes me sick.

I'm rooting for them both. Wouldn't bet the farm though.

I'm taking Maryland all the way in my 2nd chance bracket

I would not count out Wisconsin against ND. If Maryland can beat KU, they can beat anyone remaining. Indiana was my dark horse this year at the beginning of the season.

Best time of the year!

Isn't Nebraska getting hit by a blizzard Wednesday?

Only supposed to see maybe an inch here in Lincoln. Definitely not a blizzard.

I used to umpire in Spokane WA and had to suspend/call a game the first week of May because of snow.

I had a softball game cancelled because of snow the first week of May - in Lincoln.

Denver just got around 6 inches on Friday. Calling for 72 degrees on Monday.

Lmao

Both sides can use the "at least it's not ________" excuse. Trump picked the right year to run. Any other year it would be even more laughable than it is now.

I sort of go where my income goes. Bush Sr, recession, under Clinton I made loads of money, the economy smoked and I went independent from a Republican. Bush JR, disaster, sales went down dramatically in less the 2 years of him in the office and bottomed out in 2008. Under Obama income started improving again, not at the rate of Clinton yet but it's ok. So in the end I cant be to excited about another "trickle down" republican. May Hillary reign but more importantly my bank account.

I am not infatuated with Trump but I loathe Hilary. If we continue this false path we are on now with Hilary stepping into office, plan on remembering the good ole days because they will all be behind us. IMO

Scary as it is, the last 8 to 12 years has caused people to be anti anything political so I suspect since people are tired of being lied too, they will go the route of someone who least resembles a politician.

I think Takoda has it figured out. I can't personally get behind Trump but I sure can see why some people have chosen to go with him as their misguided way of expressing displeasure with the way things are. I don't think that equates to people thinking he would be a good President. At least I hope nobody really feels he would be good.

Do looks matter? Trump visually turns my stomach but according to insidewith.com I agree with 92%of trump's stances. Of course that a moving target.

Hard to beat a team that shoots over 70% in the first half and then like 60% for the game. Not many teams can overcome that if they are shooting high 40s low 50s for the game.

And now MD is getting rocked by MSU.....a team Nebraska beat.

^^on their home court! Go figure..

I actually think NU played very well last night. I don't get how people think it was an "ugly" game. Wisconsin slows the game down and it turns ugly, NU attacked the rim time and time last night.

I watched four or five this year. (I didn't see the Sparty game. Unfortunately.)

Those uniforms were awful, but they won and the defense looked excellent.

What a great day so far. Puke and Idiots out Wanking Apostrophists both lose.

I don't speak spanish.

How rude

Me love you long time?

It's supposed to rain this week but I can't complain. Loving the mild temps,

What have you done!