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  1. Can you imagine how intimidating Memorial Stadium would be if our fans actually got into it like OKC fans? Makes us look pathetic...

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      24oz beers with Geritol in it

    3. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Don't know about that. Blue hairs are, if anything, consistent. The baby Jesus himself probably couldn't get the blue hairs to get off their arse and cheer.

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      If they cheered as loud as they complained, it'd be pretty good.

  2. I just purchased 4 tickets to the Michigan game from the parents of Mike, Mark and John Vedral

  3. What would be an appropriate bid at a silent auction for 4 box seats to the NU Michigan game? Its for a hospital bill benefit. Any input would be appreciated.

  4. Does it get any better than hanging at the zoo and staring at obese people glistening with sweat?

    1. knapplc

      knapplc

      EVERYTHING is better than watching fat people sweat.

    2. beanman

      beanman

      There was a lot of sweat at Henry Doorly today. Lots of hot girls. And lots of not hot girls.

  5. The DesignJet at work is like the fax machine on Office Space.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      But can you get faxes from Future Dwight? Like the fax from The Office?

  6. Hey Fro, where's your data supporting your claim that Nebraska has a higher rate of Meth use than Misery? http://www.justice.gov/dea/concern/map_lab_seizures.html

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    2. Lyons in the Sea of Red.

      Lyons in the Sea of Red.

      I think if youre going to go that route it might be interesting to see the locale of the busts. Youre still talking over 2000 more meth labs though. And until there is more to support that claim, I am probably going to stick by my guns. You also stated above about how NE has higher "use". How was that stat delivered? By number of arrests? Just curious. Regardless, i'll let the good people of misery have the meth, Nebraska can have weed.

    3. fro daddy

      fro daddy

      its per capita. higher % of users per.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      So, you're saying that the 34 incidents per 100,000 vs. the 0.8 incidents per 100,000 is purely because of the task force in Missouri, the one that's been around since the year 2000? Give me a f'ing break. Even if you look at admissions data I don't find anything on your source's website for a report to back up your claim. http://www.samhsa.gov/data/2k8/stateMethamphetamineTX/methamphetamines.htm

  7. Don't mean to be a whiner, but I'm a little pissed that I spend over 100 bucks on gas and bought 6 tickets for nothing. Would be nice to get a refund.

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    2. HANC

      HANC

      Don't blame you guys for being upset about refund. They made right call on cancelation though. On huskers.com, TO says he will decide on refund with a week. Hope you get something back. But disappointment about game sucks too.

    3. husker B-rent

      husker B-rent

      agreed. right call just sucks to drive up with the way gas is and also still have to pay for the tickets. total i shelled out over $250 today. not cool!

    4. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      Yeah I think out-of staters for sure should get a refund. Feel bad for you guys if you don't get refunded. A couple of my buddies and I were joking that we demanded a refund for our free student tickets, but I'm sure it isn't a laughing matter for you.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! You're like a kid who see all those presents under the Christmas tree. But Christmas is still a week away. lol

    2. beanman

      beanman

      I opened those presents and re-wrapped them while my parents were at work.

    3. akita

      akita

      nice. I wish I had the personality to be able to keep a boat. Bought one 4 years ago. My wife was warning me about how I am structured and it would not last. What did she know? I took it out on lake austin 3 times parked it and then the next summer did it once and sold it. Geuss my wife knows me.

  8. Thank you city of Hutchinson for the citation for parking my car in a street that was already completely cleared off. Makes a lot of sense you c$%k suckers.

    1. husker_hurdler

      husker_hurdler

      I was just there, on Wednesday for a meeting. Glad I had the 4x4 with me.

  9. After 2 weeks of freaking out and worrying, I was cleared of cancer this morning. This experience has made me re-think some things, so if I've ever been an ass to any of you I apologize. Life is too short to be a prick. Time for the new and improved Beanman.

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    2. HANC

      HANC

      God Blessed You.... I have been in that panic before and NEVER want to go back.

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      This is a message board. It isn't real life. Glad you're cleared and ok. I'm sure you and your close friends and family are relieved.

       

    4. rawhide

      rawhide

      Great to hear. Good news like that is fantastic.

       

      GBR

  10. Soooo.... Any fisherman out there??

    1. Conga3

      Conga3

      Yes, if you squeeze a fish it might poop on you.

    2. beanman

      beanman

      If you squeeze me I might poop on you.

    3. Marf

      Marf

      All day every day.

  11. Saban just gained more recruits with that post-game speech.

  12. Looks like another 9-6 game. Yay.

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    2. krc1995

      krc1995

      What you mean? They're not the best team ever?

    3. beanman

      beanman

      They have a great defense. Their offense is not. They have benefited all year from their kicking game and turnovers. You can put them in the top 15 if they somehow pull this out of their ass, but that's as high as I'm going.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      Jefferson pulled a Favre

  13. Made a bet with my wife about the Denver game. If Denver loses I get a blowjob. If they win I get no TV or internet next weekend. Why am I not surprised that Denver is winning?

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    2. PaulCrewe

      PaulCrewe

      There is no way a man should lose a BJ like that.

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      I guess you don't make the bet then?

    4. 308_Husker

      308_Husker

      We'll see you next week, beanman!

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      Wait a minute... Foppa only has a brother...

    3. Excel

      Excel

      What? No amount of showering can wash away this shame...

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      My sister died of cancer 5 years ago. Thanks.

  14. Va Tech with a 2nd and goal from the 31 yard line. Reminds me of a team I watch.

    1. Treand3

      Treand3

      Except with crisper passing and blocking, not to mention a swarming defense already giving shoelaces problems.

    2. huskerscott

      huskerscott

      Yeah but they got to that point because there running back doesnt know how to go down. Not by penalties.

       

    1. 308_Husker

      308_Husker

      1. Put Mills in front of the girls.

       

      2. Yell, "We just didn't execute!"

       

      3. ?????

       

      4. Profit!

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Reminds me of when my Son caught me staring at the bra ads..so I turned the catalogue upside down and tried to shake 'em out.

  15. Who makes worse decisions with clock management and timeouts? Bo or Brett? Discuss.

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    2. Excel

      Excel

      I wouldn't know much about Bo's but Brett makes some pretty bad ones...

       

    3. Treand3

      Treand3

      Has to be BB.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      Bo probably make more mistakes, but Brett's come in more critical situations. Wisky's receiver has to be sick about that fumble.

  16. Is anyone who is at work this week actually working? I know I'm not.

    1. GSG

      GSG

      I'm trying to. It's proving difficult after being off for 13.5 days

    2. NUance

      NUance

      I am working. Sort of.

    3. HuskerMack

      HuskerMack

      I'm working on getting out of here for the day.

  17. I would be happy if the NBA would disappear forever.

    1. Ratt Mhule
    2. walksalone

      walksalone

      yeah, just eliminate thugball

    3. Excel

      Excel

      What is this 'NBA' you speak of?

  18. Interesting Christmas Eve thus far. Neighbor across the street from my parents hung herself today...

    1. Hingle McCringleberry

      Hingle McCringleberry

      Wow thats messed up...

    2. BigRedPowerWagon

      BigRedPowerWagon

      It happens alot this year. Ive been pretty bumbed this year as well.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      My dad is a first responder. I got to see first hand out the front window how everyone reacted. It's not worth it. Her son and daughter along with the officer broke her door down and found her.

  19. Helu with 55 rushing yards in first quarter.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      He's a fantasy owner's mid-season fantasy.

  20. Anyone else watch the Marinovich Project? I remember him from when I was young but had no idea all the sh#t he was into. Worth watching if you haven't done so.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      He’s been through the desert on a horse with no name..

    3. Excel

      Excel

      and even the horse was high on coke

    4. krc1995

      krc1995

      I remember. Last night's show was very interesting. A certain must watch for parents.

       

  21. Went to the gym for my first workout in well over a year. I think my heart is going to explode.

    1. krc1995

      krc1995

      keep it up! Hurts at first but it so worth it down the road.

    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      you'll adapt bro

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