Things you do to piss off your spouse

[beanman]

Being married is more fun when you intentionally do crap to get under your wife's skin(at least I think so). List some of the funny or gross things you like to do. I'll get the ball rolling with a few.

 

1. I like to wait until she gets in the shower and then I go take a sh#t in the same bathroom. You have to be married awhile before you can do this one. Yes I have other bathrooms I could be using instead.

2. I like to drink all but the last little bit of the milk and put the jug back in the fridge.

3. Throw dirty clothes on the floor next to the clothes hamper.

4. Leave the toilet seat up.

5. Answer the phone when her friends call and say stupid stuff to embarrass her.

[huKSer]

Breathe

[beanman]

Breathe

+1

[TonyStalloni]

My brother did the "Dutch Oven" to his ex once. I think thats what started it downhill.

[HuskerShark]

1. I like to wait until she gets in the shower and then I go take a sh#t in the same bathroom. You have to be married awhile before you can do this one. Yes I have other bathrooms I could be using instead.

 

This one cracks me up.

 

I'm not married yet, but here are mine:

1. Leave the toilet seat up. Still don't understand why this is such a big deal for women but oh well. It's funny to leave it up and hear her holler.

2. Intentionally paste my eyes wide open when I kiss her.

3. Act like I didn't hear what she said over the phone a few times in one call.

 

That's all I can come up with right now.

[ADS]

Pee on the seat, imo.

[ZRod]

Pee on the seat, imo.

[NUance]

I generally don't try to purposely piss her off. But she was pretty mad when I went out and got a dog without consulting her. (I knew the answer would be 'no'. lol)

 

 

btw, She loves the dog now.

[GM_Tood]

Crop dusting

[B.B. Hemingway]

Aim for the back of head,

[Ulty]

If she's already pissed off, the following things will make it much worse:

 

1. Asking her what's wrong.

2. If she says nothing is wrong, but something is obviously wrong, asking her again.

3. If she says nothing is wrong, but something is obviouisly wrong, taking her word for it and dropping it.

4. If something is obviously wrong but I don't ask her about it.

5. Trying to fix her problems.

6. Not trying to fix her problems.

7. Entering the room.

8. Leaving the room.

9. Trying to comfort her.

10. Not trying to comfort her.

 

Avoid all of these, and you'll be fine.

[sd'sker]

sleeping with other women always seems to put me in the doghouse.

[knapplc]

Crop dusting

 

I think anything fart-centric is going to earn the wrath of the S/O. There doesn't seem to be that level of humor in the act that normal humans (males) have.

 

Girls are weird.

[BigRedBuster]

I don't have to do anything intentionally. I do enough unintentionally to last a long...long...long time.

 

And...yes...I agree.

 

Girls are weird.

[The Dude]

Post on HuskerBoard too much.

 

But that just basically pisses everyone off.