StPaulHusker Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I'm #5 wearing my lucky ole Husker shirt. I wanna sit next to #2 Hot jersey and jorts girl LINK. But instead I end up next to #10, drunk old woman LINK. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that your chances of getting lucky after the game are far better with #10 compared to #2 Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I'm #5 wearing my lucky ole Husker shirt. I wanna sit next to #2 Hot jersey and jorts girl LINK. But instead I end up next to #10, drunk old woman LINK.I'm going to go out on a limb and say that your chances of getting lucky after the game are far better with #10 compared to #2 I could prolly get lucky with #10 *during* the game. Quote Link to comment
True2tRA Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 1. Jersey and Jorts guy (bonus if the guy is over 250 lbs)-RedRedJarvisRedwhine 2. Hot jersey and jorts girl-Moiraine or girlknowsfootball only because Roxy is way too classy for jorts 3. Anyone wearing Husker gear with the old "Script" huskers logo - time to get a new shirt-GSG5545 4. Anyone wearing a non-Husker color (black and gray is allowed if it's Husker related)-KillerCacti since he is a Clemson fan 5. Anyone wearing a shirt that you think is at least 10 years old-StPaulHusker 6. Anyone with red/white striped overalls-Sd'Sker because that is considered a South Dakota tuxedo 7. Anyone wearing a giant, foam Nebraska cowboy hat-Decked 8. An old guy with a hot chick at least 20 years younger (and it's obviously not his daughter)-Knapplc 9. Someone trying to start the "GOOOO BIIIIIG REEEED, Go Big Red" chant-ChaddyBoxer 10. The way too drunk woman who is at least 50 years old, bonus points if it's a woman over 70-ShawnWatson 11. Hipster Husker fan (new to this year's list)-LukeinNE 12. Guy who insists on turning a game of catch with the football at the tailgate part into a game of precision "route-running" only his friend overthrows him and the guy runs into a tailgate party while he's looking up for the ball-Blitzfirst 13. Guy with a big nacho cheese or ketchup stain on his brand new Husker shirt (also known as my brother Doug)-BrayWyatt 14. Guy who is taking his cornhole game WAY TOO SERIOUSLY-T2trA 15. Guy listening to the game with the old radio headphones-Thanks_TomRR 16. Guy way too excited for the band's pregame set (that's me!!)-Landlord of Memorial Stadium 17. Guy at the tailgate who is doing nothing but bitching about the team and coaches-NUPolo8 18. Red blazer guy (I want to be that guy)-Carlfense 19. Guy who corrects you about your Husker history (that's me, as well)-Tschu 20. Guy who can't get his TV setup at his tailgate (Teach)TeacherCD Edit: I guessed GSG correctly! Haha! You're so right too. Hey, I'm a competitive person, I can't help it LOL. I'm "that guy" for a few of these. Quote Link to comment
ShawnWatson Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I have it on good authority that every time GSG goes to a game he refuses to wear a shirt and shouts outrageous claims at people like "he invented the extra point" and "he witnessed the birthing of Tommy Frazier". Quote Link to comment
deedsker Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I think I might offend some guys here... it's not really a type of fan, but whenever I see someone wearing one of those way-too-serious black polos that the coaches wear, I think they're a giant wannabe coach nerd. But it's not as bad as the giant jersey wearing wannabe player nerds Polo is for casual Fridays at work before game day. Lucky red shirt of the year is for Saturday. 1 Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I have it on good authority that every time GSG goes to a game he refuses to wear a shirt and shouts outrageous claims at people like "he invented the extra point" and "he witnessed the birthing of Tommy Frazier". You just have no idea how time travel works Quote Link to comment
newman Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I fit into #1 cause I wear a jersey and I get bonus points for being over 250lbs..! whoo hoo! I wear a jersey cause I find it cooler than cotton on a hot day at the stadium.. That's just me. I always enjoy the "Guy who has a negative comment after almost every play".... Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 JOHNNY STANTON IV KNOWS THAT SCRIPT HUSKERS LOGO IS BEST HUSKER LOGO!! Johnny Stanton IV @johnnystanton5 55s Seeing the Husker Helicopter all fired up means we're almost there! 2 more days... Quote Link to comment
secretasianman Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I look forward to seeing the old grey hair men with vintage red slacks. Always see a few of those. With their bright white velcro shoes. Classic. Quote Link to comment
NUpolo8 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I think I might offend some guys here... it's not really a type of fan, but whenever I see someone wearing one of those way-too-serious black polos that the coaches wear, I think they're a giant wannabe coach nerd. But it's not as bad as the giant jersey wearing wannabe player nerds Polo is for casual Fridays at work before game day. Lucky red shirt of the year is for Saturday. I'm for everyday of the week, 24/7 kimosabe. Quote Link to comment
The Dude Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 JOHNNY STANTON IV KNOWS THAT SCRIPT HUSKERS LOGO IS BEST HUSKER LOGO!! Johnny Stanton IV @johnnystanton5 55s Seeing the Husker Helicopter all fired up means we're almost there! 2 more days... What's Casey Martinez doing here? 1 Quote Link to comment
NUpolo8 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 JOHNNY STANTON IV KNOWS THAT SCRIPT HUSKERS LOGO IS BEST HUSKER LOGO!! Johnny Stanton IV @johnnystanton5 55s Seeing the Husker Helicopter all fired up means we're almost there! 2 more days... What's Casey Martinez doing here? It's funny because he's a helicopter parent. Quote Link to comment
ColoradoHusk Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 This department has worked 214 days without a Martinez brother!!!! Quote Link to comment
Caven Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Fat guy wearing the bright yellow Iowa shirt at the Miami game cheering for the Huskers? Quote Link to comment
ADS Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I have it on good authority that every time GSG goes to a game he refuses to wear a shirt and shouts outrageous claims at people like "he invented the extra point" and "he witnessed the birthing of Tommy Frazier".He also accused chestnuts of being lazy Quote Link to comment
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