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  1. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Are we to expect any TWOS articles this season?

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    2. spurs1990

      spurs1990

      That's about the most devastating thing I've heard in awhile

    3. Redux

      Redux

      I don't expect it.  He tried a little but ended up not delivering.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Oh okay, jeez, I'll kick out a few more. It's just that all the good material left with TM.

  2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    With the report feature so easily accessible, I plan to report every one of you turds on a daily basis.

    1. knapplc

      knapplc

      How is it more accessible than before? It was on every post in the last version.

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Oh yeah, report this *grabs crotch*

    3. admo

      admo

      Would have been so useful during the CM days chuckleshuffle

  3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Status updates on mobile don't stay on the main page long enough for anyone to reply

    1. RedDenver

      RedDenver

      Same on desktop.

  4. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    If Chris Jones returns to the field on the very low end of his recovery timeline, what game would that put him back for?

  5. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    This is horrible!

  6. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    DAMN YOU PHIL SAVAGE........DAMN YOU!!!

  7. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    FRIDAY! GET SOME!

  8. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    BLUE BALLS!

  9. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Ahhh.....Alt uniform day! In a few years when I start monitoring my colon/prostate health a little more closely, I'm gonna see if I can get my yearly exams scheduled for Alt Uniform Day.

    1. GSG

      GSG

      DON'T YOU MONITOR YOUR COLON EVERYDAY SINCE YOUR HEAD IS ALREADY UP THERE? #BOOMROASTED

  10. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    The bowels are a movin this morning! Woof!

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      We'll probably need deets because this is obviously info we all need.

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Truth

  11. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    B.B. Hemingway and Ed Helms need to check their British Open lineups

  12. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Is there a better sight in the world than a sunny side up egg speckled with black pepper?!

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      A six-minute egg with toast and pepper is a strong contender.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Ur mum sunny side down with sprinkles.

    4. Redux

      Redux

      Naked boobies

  13. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Guys I don't have time to go thru the Chris Jones thread, but we are blaming this on Bo right?

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    2. teachercd

      teachercd

      From what I heard from my inside source...Jones had some Boxins in his body still, hopefully this shows him that those Boxins need to be cleared up.

    3. commando

      commando

      Who?

    4. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      I think his torn tendon got infected with some leftover toxins, making it weaker.

  14. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Anyone got the hookup for Cowboys@ Broncos in Sept. need 6 seated together. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

    1. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Any help as in point me in the direction to the best deal.

    2. C N Red

      C N Red

      Ya, i do. Save your $$ and go to or watch a better game.

  15. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    ITS ONLY A GAMBLING PROBLEM IF YOU LOSE!

    1. teachercd

      teachercd

      Love that line! Usually, come the end of the season I am paying out...meeting the old bookies at the Green Onion or The Holiday parking lot.

    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      WELL THATS GOOD TO KNOW. I BELIEVE IVE BET ON SOME OF YOUR PICKS IN THE PAST.

    3. teachercd

      teachercd

      Uggg, I am sorry for that! If you want to, follow @RippingHeaters on Twitter. It is a cousin of a good friend, they actually use "math" for their picks and do a nice job.

  16. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Anyone got any deets on the guy selling the "Make Nebraska Great Again" tshirts with Bookies face on them? Mostly, is it legal for him to use Bookies likeness without permission? And why shouldn't Bookie see some of the money for it?

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    2. BIG ERN

      BIG ERN

      You may not gain profit from your own likeness, only the NCAA and the schools can do that. Makes zero sense. Universities could detach themselves from the NCAA quickly if they really wanted to. Ppl will follow that product all day long

    3. scarletNcream

      scarletNcream

      Pretty sure he would have to have gone through the NCAA Clearinghouse already, so....no. He belongs to them

  17. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Is "womankind" a word any of you would consider sexist?

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      ^ winner

    3. Saunders

      Saunders

      I identify as batmankind.

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      I bet teach thinks it's a word.

  18. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Happy Birthday HCMR!

  19. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Wimmers hotdogs. Homemade brats and elk burgers today. Already got the meat sweats. #Merica!

    1. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      Sounds like a perfect menu for the 4rth

    2. NUance

      NUance

      That does sound good. Throw in some spicy mustard and you gotta feast!

  20. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    God. My mama. And Brendan Radley-Hiles

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      Kill. f#*k. Mary.

       

      Wait...

    2. HuskersNC949597

      HuskersNC949597

      Yeah, you misspelled "marry".

    3. HuskersNC949597

      HuskersNC949597

      Or. . .was that not what the "wait" was for?

  21. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    FRUHMORGEN YOU GUYS!!!!

    1. Thanks_Tom RR

      Thanks_Tom RR

      To Florida.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, for almost a week.

  22. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    MORNIN EVERYBODY!

    1. knapplc

      knapplc

      CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY IDENTIFIED THE TIME OF DAY

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Knap is a little rowdy today. Somebody gave him too much Metamucil I think.

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS METAMUCIL

  23. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    #BITS

  24. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    FRIDAY!!!!

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    2. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      FREE HOT DOGS FRIDAY!!!

    3. Fru

      Fru

      I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

    4. Cdog923

      Cdog923

      MAY ALL YOUR CAPS BE LOCKED ON THIS MOST GLORIOUS OF FRIDAYS

  25. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    Draft Kings does Canadian Football League DFS!!! Oh Boy!

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