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  1. Hey ZRod- They're going to outlaw rolling coal in Colorado. I'm so happy.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Haha ok! I'm indifferent to it. It's dumb, but harmless really.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      It's mostly harmless except for people who are allergic or sensitive to exhaust/smoke, not to mention temporary visibility issues. Or people like me who are grumpy and don't like asshats...

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Outlawing it will almost certainly make it more popular.

  2. I propose that beginning next year we celebrate Memorial Week. A three day weekend just isn't long enough.

    1. C N Red

      C N Red

      Totally agree. Also Labor week. Hate going back to work on a Tuesday.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Who could argue? LET'S DO IT!

  3. Anybody ever smoked a pork belly or made burnt ends out of belly? The burnt ends route looks really good to me.

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    2. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      It's prepped and just got put in the Bradley.I'll whip up the sauce recipe that's called out and get a few pictures up when it's done

    3. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      All I can say is wow.better than brisket imo

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Now I really cant wait to try it. Did you basically follow the recipe I linked above?

  4. Well, it was all...that I could do...to keep from crying'

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      Spilt milk?

    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Did you thank her before you cried?

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'

  5. #MARB...Making America Russia's B!+ch.

    1. zoogs

      zoogs

      Right???

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! Hey, you guize elected him. (Or at least somebody did.)

    3. Cdog923

      Cdog923

      Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

  6. Seen a man standin' over a dead dog lyin' by the highway in a ditch. He's lookin' down kinda puzzled pokin' that dog with a stick.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Got his car door flung open he's standin' out on Highway 31.

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Like if he stood there long enough that dog'd get up and run

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Struck me kinda funny seem kinda funny sir to me

  7. Just painted my daughter's toenails for prom. Where do I send my man card? Standard mail or overnight?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      As a dad I'd be concerned with who will be seeing that toenail paint up close and personal. If ya know what I mean. lulz

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Ha. I texted her at midnight and asked if he was keeping his hands to himself or do I need to come remove them?

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      ...he did sort of look like a younger, shorter nerdy Kevin Bacon.

  8. Uh oh, we in trouble now. North Korea warns of "super mighty" strike on US that will reduce us to ashes. Better make sure your Will is in order.

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    2. C N Red

      C N Red

      Ya, i know, but eventually there has to be a Wallace/Insurgent born that is brave enough to rise up.

    3. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Ummm. I posted about it the other day, but did anyone else notice that Trump seemed to not know that Kim Jong il died and Kim Jong un took over?

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      It's just a couple small letters at the end. *shrugs* However, il was just crazy and un is certifiable batsh#t crazy, so he should know the difference.

  9. Heads up. There is some incredulous poo being posted in the United PR thread. Come and get.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      If I'm the singer, then the band should be called Explosive Diarrhea

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Your cover band could be Shartnado!

    4. Redux

      Redux

      More like Courtesy Flush

  10. Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders. Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans...

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    2. In the Deed the Glory

      In the Deed the Glory

      I woke up this morning and I looked up to see, all the pepperoni pizza was a-lookin' at me

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      Deed is no Huskermerc44

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      ...and thank God he isn't.

  11. How do you post a YouTube video link and get the video window to appear (not just the link address)?

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Both my phone and iPad automatically take me to the m site. I can't seem to force them to the full site. Even if I copy the right link, it converts it when I post it. I quite likely don't know what the hell I'm doing.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Hmmmm, I guess it's just as easy as deleting the "m." after pasting it.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      It's magic.

  12. They call me King Turd up here on Sh!t Mountain but if you want it you can have the crown.

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      What the f#*k rhymes with Bronco?

  13. IMO, The Girl Scouts would make more money if they sold cookies year round, you guise.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Chips Ahoy...

    3. NUance
    4. Redux

      Redux

      IT'S NOT THE SAME!

      (chips ahoy....not the meth lab)

  14. The final gong. RIP Chuck Barris.

    1. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      I'm amazed he made it to 82 years old considering on the blow and booze he did on the Gong Show.

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Bad month to be named Chuck. Watch out Norris

    3. Landlord

      Landlord

      Wonder if he got taken out by the CIA

  15. Bracing for the double whammy of St. Patrick's Day and first round tourney games. Does it get any better?

    1. Huskerzoo

      Huskerzoo

      When I was an undergrad, my school won its first every tourney game on St. Patrick's Day. It got a little out of control.

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Maybe someday the Huskers will win their first tourney game on St Paddy's day....

    3. Born N Bled Red

      Born N Bled Red

      Yes, you could be in Vegas.

  16. Had a good time in Kalamazoo. That Huskerzoo is a good recommender.

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    2. Thanks_Tom RR

      Thanks_Tom RR

      Where you there to watch the Mavs?

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I wasn't.....

    4. Huskerzoo

      Huskerzoo

      Glad you had a good time. Michigan's a fun place.

  17. Poutine, craft beer and college basketball. Livin' the dream fellas, livin' the dream.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Oh... I know this is coming off like a snob, but idk if Red Robin is a great place for poutine. They're food is ok, but as a poutine lover not my first choice hahaha!

    3. ladyhawke

      ladyhawke

      ZRod, I will confess, it's the only poutine I've ever had. I just wanted to try it after seeing 'Chuck's Day Off (Canadian chef) make it. I'm sure yours was probably superior but it was such fun to finally try a version of it. (btw Have you eaten at Red Robin lately? They've really upped their game. I would like for you to try their poutine and compare it to what you've eaten just to share what you thought was missing. Regardless, poutine is excellent! :)

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Haha I haven't had Red Robbin in awhile. There isn't one close to me, and there are a lot of non chain resturants around so me and the lady usually eat at those. Any poutine is better than no poutine? Did they use the steak fries? That seems like it would be too thick.

  18. Well I'm half drunk and lost somewhere near Kalamazoo. Bells Brewing has some really good beers.

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    2. C N Red

      C N Red

      Im half lost and drunk somewhere near Nebraska.

    3. Huskerzoo

      Huskerzoo

      Hah, well if you're still lost Diaco, send me a PM. Sounds like a good trip though.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I finally figured out how I got lost....I'm an idiot. Luckily ended up on correct road, just going the opposite direction I thought. Figured it out when the WMU stadium was on the wrong side of the road but yesterday I had no clue how I got there from the wrong direction.

  19. Let me say it first, my expectations for Nebrasketball will be the same next year as they have been for the last 30 years....absolutely none. They have sucked since the day I was born and with the exception of a few blips in 50+ years they still suck. Why should anyone expect anything else?

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      It is apparent to me that the base problem is not with a long string of head coaches all of whom have failed to break the mold. Somebody higher up the chain needs to gaf.

  20. Is .999999... repeating the same as 1?

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    2. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      I'm second guessing myself now. I think I proved this in a math class once but now I can't remember what was proved and I hated the class.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Why don't we just switch over from base 10 to base 12. Problem solved!

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Moiraine- if the .9's are infinitely repeating, there is never room for any other digit. Watch that khan video and then some of the others dealing with the different types of infinities.

  21. If personal attacks are verboten on HB, why has it recently been deemed acceptable for people to call others snowflakes? Just curious because it seems like an attack and insulting to me.

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    2. Atbone95

      Atbone95

      Q, the word you would be looking for is "hypocrite". You're welcome.

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

      Remember when we were told there was going to be an "absolute riot" at Fiji?

       

      Consider the source.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      mem- I know a guy in Colorado that could hook up HB...

  22. Kraken & Coke. Why didn't anybody tell me?

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      It's not even bad on the rocks

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Do you want a concussion Redux? Because doing coke on the rocks is how you'll get one!

    4. Redux

      Redux

      You silly head

  23. It's a chili and cinnamon rolls type of day.

    1. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      Wow dude that's what I'm making.plus some fried bread and a apple cake thingy.

    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      It's a Nebraska thing!

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