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  1. Excuse me. Can anyone explain why the f#*k there are no nutrition facts on my keystone tallboy. Where is the FDA when I need them. Jeus christ.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Because it's only 4% ethanol look up the damn thing yourself.

    3. Marf

      Marf

      Don't you ever tell me how to live my life.

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Not enough arsenic in it! Duhhh!

  2. Free ShawnWatson?

    1. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Jeez. Whatd he do now?

    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    3. ADS

      ADS

      Is he on a vacation?

  3. I think herpes gets kind of a bad rap, you guys. It's not so bad.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      ^^If I were you, I'd think up a different pick-up line to use at bars.

    2. FrankWheeler

      FrankWheeler

      That's not a pick-up line, that's the closer.

    3. beorach

      beorach

      Try having it without having had relations (assuming that's what you were getting at).

  4. ROCK OUT WITH MY HAWK OUT AHHHHH

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    2. Warrior10

      Warrior10

      Wasn't even close...the exact pick/hitch route is ran multiple times every series in the NFL.

    3. Warrior10

      Warrior10

      As long as the WR turns back to QB AND sticks out his hands it's fine.

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Not what I'm talking about. They took a shot at the endzone down the sideline, GB was in good position for a pick and the receiver pulled the defender by him using the back of the pads.

  5. TA just went 31/49 for 371 and 3 touchdowns with only 1 pick. Regardless of the 14 dropped interceptions, that's a OTPHJ worthy stat line.

    1. tschu

      tschu

      USC dropped 5 interceptions.

    2. redout22

      redout22

      Haha the 14 dropped interceptions made me laugh

  6. Shawn Watson vs. Tim Beck. Coaching accumen. Discuss.

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    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Anyone else think they could pass as brothers?

    3. NUance

      NUance

      "passing" is not something they're known for.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Watson has better hair. That 2009 offense was the worst thing I've ever seen on a football field, though.

  7. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

    1. C N Red

      C N Red

      Big Hitter, the Lama.

  8. Remember when Texas was sure they had Saban, then they got stuck with Strong? LOL LOSERS. That'd never happen at Nebraska!!!

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      Coach gets 5 years to show what he's made of. That's my policy. The only exception is if the wheels fall entirely and you have to do damage control.

    3. zoogs

      zoogs

      Strong was a premiere candidate, though. Actually just saw an article today where Foley is being criticized for failing to fire Muschamp last year and being able to gun for last year's stronger crop, including Strong.

    4. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      Strong's first year at Texas wasn't as successful as they'd hope. But I don't think they gave enough credit with how tough it is to install a system. Texas could very well be real good in the next 2 years. And that's because Strong is a good coach and because the state of Texas has talent.

  9. CONFIRMED: Tressel sleeps in a sweater vest. Only a sweater vest.

    1. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Including me, that makes 2 people I know about that does this

  10. Bo going down swingin' huh. Big shocker there.

  11. My level of don't care has hit alarming levels. Am I depressed?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      I think all of Husker nation is.

       

  12. Why has nobody punched that dickless lizard Perlman right in the suck hole yet? Can anyone explain that to me?

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      So we've hit the "misplaced anger" stage?

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Yes Dude. Fur Err'body.

    4. Marf

      Marf

      Misplaced? Pfft. Has nothing to do with the current situation. I just don't like him.

  13. SOMEBODY PM ME EVERY RUMOR!!!!!!

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    2. ithinkiloverg44

      ithinkiloverg44

      I just want one rumor shared with me

    3. Redux

      Redux

      Tupac is living in Sacramento under the alias Devon Sinclair

    4. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Elvis gave birth to Kurt Cobain who then killed Tupac prior to being abducted by Alf

  14. Can we just get to the root of the problem already? We know this is an Adidas issue, not a bo issue.

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    2. Junior

      Junior

      We need more uniform combinations

       

    3. corncraze

      corncraze

      They were our sponsor when we won our titles in the 90s...

    4. HuskerNBigD

      HuskerNBigD

      the golden domers are Under Armour now.

  15. You're all a bunch of washed up, over the hill losers who have nothing better to do than freak out over college football performances. Get a life you giant floppy vaginas.

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    2. NebraskaHarry

      NebraskaHarry

      Marf, I'll be your Huckleberry.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Marf you're acting like a tool

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Lot of tools here Zrod. Nobody calls a lot of them out, so why would you start now?

  16. 10k profile views off 685 posts. I have arrived.

    1. FrankWheeler

      FrankWheeler

      Everybody is thinking, "Who is this idiot?"

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Everybody looked when they heard you had a bare picture on your profile.

       

      *bear

    3. NUance

      NUance

      I am truly sorry for that last status post. lol

  17. Vegas is not a nice place.

    1. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      then Youre doing it wrong

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Marf went there in a $43,000 Mercedes. Came home in a $175,000 Greyhound bus.

  18. The liquor's calling the shots now, boys. Gonna be a long weekend.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      You are the liquor Mr. Lahey, you've always been the liquor.

    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Don't drink too much and Marf all over yourself.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Calling the shots? Is that a liquor induced pun? lol

  19. I don't know what it is about Jameis Winston's face, but I just want to punch him right in the suckhole. That last pass was trash. Should be 4 picks.

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    2. admo

      admo

      Probably the eyes. But the Band-Aid or nylon thing he wears on his head is annoying too

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Hes got some michael jordan in him- per Jessie Palmer.

       

      Where do these guys get this stuff?

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      I don't know why, but every time I see him on the sidelines the first thing I think is always "Adult sized toddler."

  20. Don't the rankings that actually matter come out Tuesday? Making AP/Coaches poll irrevelent?

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Should be interesting.

    3. jimk

      jimk

      Think they will be much different?

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      That's what I was getting at jimk. Po Belini says they will be irrelevant. I disagree. They may say they don't matter or pretend they don't, but they will be relevant. Kind of hard to just discount them completely.

  21. We lost and I'm not even a little embarrassed. This is such a nice feeling. Can I have this more.

    1. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      This is my battle cry this year: This team is different.

    2. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      I actually feel prety good about the loss. Hope they learn from it and win out.

  22. Started new job as health manager 3 days ago. Still have no idea what I am even supposed to be doing. Have sat on ESPN for majority of time. Is this normal?

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    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Worked in healthcare for years, yes it is very normal... until the state comes for their inspection, then all hell breaks loose.

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      It's not normal to be on ESPN that much. You should be on Huskerboard instead

    4. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
  23. So naked right now.

  24. If you guys think your pets are selfish, my corgi just ate my entire peanut butter and banana sandwhich off the table. Didn't leave me a bite. Being a pet owner is a lot harder than I expected.

    1. husker B-rent

      husker B-rent

      You own a subway?!

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