Landlord

Airstrike at zero two thirty.

You cant silence us forever.

We will rise again!

beanman, that's in the future i'm good right now, and making good money.

i might return it within the month. i just had an itch that needed to be scratched.

New roommate buried in the crawlspace. Empty wallet.

+1 to saunders, get The Last of Us.

I don't even know who I'd vote for.

Ah, I see the recency effect still reigns in these things.

^ Always

#nodecked

#swiggityswag

#exceptlandlordhestillsaysit

Changs its to his and the issue goes away.

Because they're humans, and as such they're liable to do and say things that don't make much sense.

theyre also idiots Dude, which means theyre also liable to just shut the _______ up. haha.

Just completed my daughter's annual move. The rent for a two bathroom/2 bedroom apartment that is above an office building is $750. It cute, but older and in a good Omaha neighborhood. If your looking in Lincoln I would think it could be a little cheaper, but i'm not sure about $400

I'm thinking $400 for my share of a 2-bedroom or bigger.

Finding an apartment is easy. A quality roommate is tough

Jesus is everyone in the same boat? I'm bored as hell and no one is in town for me either.

Must be nice. I'm working double shifts all weekend.

Well the last two weeks have been hell for me so the relaxation is nice, but I really wanted to dt tonight.

Have one, I was just out in the middle of nowhere on a lake with limited service and not enough patience to spend all of my time staring at a small screen.

You missed the Blackhawks-Bruins series. Just go back and watch the last two minutes of game 6 and you'll see all you need.

I saw minutes 16-19 of the 3rd last night in the middle of my 15 hour drive home. Excited to see the end. Sad I missed the NBA Game 7.

I once chewed and chainsmoked for a solid eight hours. Best road trip ever.

If you get sleepy, eat sunflower seeds. That's my helpful hint for the day. lol

i've got some peyote, brah

Buy Spalding next time.

Put in in the middle of the floor next to a 3 year old. Tell the kid NOT to touch it.

Leave it in my backyard for one day. Kids, dog--trust me. It will be plenty broken in.

Get a Ticket Oak....

Camp Randall in 2011 was an absolute blast...except the game of course but Madison knows how to party

I'm trying to find reasonable tickets as well

My buddy goes to Iron Brush for all of his work and he has some nice art

If you would take the drive to Omaha, I would recommend Viking Tattoo. As far as Lincoln is concerned, I have also heard good things about Iron Brush. They have a very good online rating as well.

Tyson @ Iron Brush

Why would you bang her dude? I mean not that there's anything wrong with that. Just not my style.

Touche

What IS a panic attack? I've heard of them and thought I might be having one when some guys tried to carjack me once...But adrenaline took over

So no more vacations to Detroit Rock City?

Still figuring that out...don't know the answer.

I suggest booze, video games, golf, hitting the gym, and enjoying this beautiful May weather. Well, maybe scratch that last part

I've been wailing in laughter for the last half hour reading this.

You want to babysit my kid? She tells these jokes all the time.

WTF these all make me cringe and facepalm

did you go to hardcore pawn?

I didn't. Barely even got to step foot in actual Detroit city limits. I was in the suburbs.

you should've went record shopping. they say that's where all the soul records are.

Indeed. Wear a helmet to go to war.

Say 'hi' to Ndamukong for me!

Go to that Hardcore Pawn shop and start yelling kicking and screaming like the rest of the idiots do there. Maybe we'll see you on TV.

:-) Thats why I said he may take a trip to Europe.

My question is....is the insane irony in the fact that you made this comment before you knew of the injury. Or did you curse this man with your comment?

I actually made this comment after the injury. I had tweeted it earlier when he made it through the first TWO injuries and carried his team with a clutch comeback, but posted it here afterwards.

Still inhuman feat, regardless of his very human injury. All the respect in the world to that guy.

It's not just for the retina - upping the specs on a non-retina to match brings you almost to the same price point, with 8GB ram vs. 16.

Hey Landlord, I wanted to send you a private message but I was blocked.

Apple's computers are enormously overpriced.

G'luck! Its going to be a good game!

Alligators are so ornery cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Are pastors allowed to gamble? LOL

Make sure you pack some type of sex toy in your carry on just to see the looks on the TSA Agents faces.

+1

You can find travel size items at any major retail store, and I don't think there is a limit to how many you can have just the size of each

one. And yes I believe toothpaste counts.

A girl? Landlord! Don't you remember what your mama told you about girls?

...N..No...

Mama: I don�t ever want you associating with little girls.

Young Bobby: Why not Mama?

Mama: Because little girls are the devil!

Mama: That�s why you never have any friends, �cept for your mama.