knapplc

i knew i completely ignored that for a reason...

Fantastic April Fools Day trick. I wonder how many people will cram their face to their computer screen today.

April Fools!

global warming

global warming

Damn global warming

That's the way I see it

why cant i +1 this?

nvm, read it in the shed

What happened..? Message me please?

How long is this going to last? I have to talk to my kids. It's getting old.

I've always thought that would be good policy even if it only is a coue dollars. Just give everyone a free movie.

I recently switched from time warner to directv. I haven't had even a quarter of the outages Ihadwith twc. If anyone wants to switch pm me and ill give you my account number so we can both save $10 a month! Twc sucks.

Anybody else watching his stuff on YouTube? Good stuff.

facepalm on many levels

^this. He's one of the major reason why they won't let the BCS die.

It'll be one sad, sad day when Stewart steps down for good. He's one of the greatest sociopolitical comedians ever. Forget comedians, he knows more about current events than most CNN/Fox people do

That does suck, don't they usually take a 2 week break in the summer anyways? They seem to do that every 6 months or so.

Holy Moly! Me and Tschu are in complete agreement! The Daily Show is one of about two shows I watch religiously.

Dishwashers are a pain in the ass anymore. They were gettin bad when I was still plumbin 9 years ago, but theyre horrible now. Not much room to work with under them. Knapp, did you replace your water line with a new stainless-braided hose?

or just cut a section off of the garden hose and duct tape both ends securely?

Sure Thor. I'll let your insurance agent know about that.

You've got the story all wrong. They met at Sandy's and shared a pitcher of Elk Creek Water.

Doubt if they met at church, more likely a synagogue

Knapp gave him a Werthers original and then kiss and hugged him to sleep.

oooo nice. office closes at noon on fridays.. ill be getting one of those!

I encourage everyone to make REAL margaritas and not day-glo pre-mixed nonsense. Your taste buds will thank you!

He will be on probation, slap on wrist, a fine and time served!

I disagree, knapplc. I don't see him getting prison time. I think jail time would fit, though. Dennard seems like a decent person, but...YOU DON'T HIT A COP.

You set a precedent that hitting cops is a misdemeanor and cops are going to be getting physical on a daily basis.

Ever since the Huskers beat Tennessee...I've always liked Manning. Sure I'm a Broncos fan, but he seems pretty cool. One of the few athletes with a head on his shoulders I guess.

Tebow would have healed him.

Always had upmost respect for Peyton. Always did it "right".

A job well done, sir. Many thanks!

Theres a contest?

Flu sh#t? I had it for what seemed like just a day, but just whooped my ass from a fatigue standpoint for well over a week, and I never get sick.

Nothing gastrointestinal. It started off like a sinus infection, but my energy level plummeted. I slept more Tue-Thu last week than I did the previous ten days combined. Barely on my feet this weekend. Weird illness, unlike anything I've had before.

Yeah, I'm feeling much the same. Although not quite to the extent or duration as you. Felt this way for a couple days. Getting better now.

Just pictures of your mom's rug.

I was adopted. Please give me the pw to your photobucket.

I was adopted, too. No.

I think Carpenter will hang it up. The A.L. east will be tough top to bottom.

Feel bad for Carpenter, he is an absolute stud. Loved watching him throw when he was chasing Cy Youngs.

PaulCrewe is already saying, "There's always next year."

Already campaigned a little in the contest crib, but let's really try and load up those last two spots with candidates. This is a GREAT board and a ton of posters deserve a spot, so let's at least give them a chance to get to the voting stage!

I nominate myself

Adding a position is probably the single biggest request I get about the Starting Lineup. We'll be really cautious about adding any more positions, for everyone's information.

Why cautious?

If we have too many spots everyone gets in and it loses any semblance of meaning.

Thanks knapp. Appreciate the praise.

Should probably get someone else to do it next year though

Just playin. Good work today Addict!