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  1. huKSer

    It's too hot to wear pants. Or shorts. Or underwear.

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      If you're headed that direction, I might suggest copious amounts of sunblock.

  2. huKSer

    Jets vs the Honeybees

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      Ben R is more of a bumble bee

    2. Redux

      Redux

      Awful looking

    3. Redux

      Redux

      Awful looking

  3. huKSer

    John Wick vs Chuck Norris - GO!

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    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      Most of John Wick's damage was done with a weapon.....even a pencil while Chuck N was a martial arts guy. Depends on the rules of the fight.

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      There are no rules in a fight

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Chuck Norris may be a martial arts guy, but Keanu is a vampire.

  4. huKSer

    Just got U-verse. It came with LHN (repeat of some news conference) and BYU (some religious movie). Interesting

    1. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Heh...I have both channels on parental block in our house.

  5. huKSer

    Just saw the B1G bball bracket. Why are we getting short changed? NU ALWAYS plays on the first day! What gives? #whatsbasketball

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    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      I'm betting a few Husker fans make the trip to Indy. However OSU fans are a lot closer.

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      @Accountability: The Texas league was even nice enough to let us play against the other team AND zebras. Who can say they've played against zebras?

    4. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      @Foppa Anyone playing polo in Africa?

  6. huKSer

    Just woke up. Is the Big 12 still alive?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Serious hemorrhaging from multiple exit wounds. Without new blood I’m afraid the BXII won’t last much longer.

    2. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      So if the Big 12 falls apart, do we get our exit fees back.

  7. huKSer

    K-Satan getting whooped up on on special teams. So much for Super Snyder

    1. Nebula

      Nebula

      lol K-Satan...

  8. huKSer

    Keitzman: What would be good for ratings? Hmmm Thurs I'll poke a stick at the hornet's nest that is NU fans. Then, make up stories about the number and vulgar language of NU fans responding to my schtick

  9. huKSer

    Kick ball tournament @ LVHS in an hour against teenagers. Hope I don't die.

  10. huKSer

    LA Rams sounds funny - or does it??

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Sounds better than LA Raiders. So glad my Raiders are staying in Oakland.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      LA Chargers sounds weird

    4. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      El Caneros!

  11. huKSer

    Lake Titicaca

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      Let's see you make fun of that one!

  12. huKSer

    Last year's Cap One Referee was Greg Burks - yes that Greg Burks of A&M fame

  13. huKSer

    Let's support our conference brethern! Go Wisky!

  14. huKSer

    Little XII 0-3 today :)

  15. huKSer

    Long night talking KU fans off the ledge - except for that one guy, he's kinda jerk. Told him to go ahead and jump.

    1. Judoka

      Judoka

      Classic Kansas basketball. :D

  16. huKSer

    Loud thunder clap Me at work:"My poor dog" then 5 seconds later Me:"My poor carpet"

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    2. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      We just rescued a dog from the Humane Society. She is very skittish around loud noises. She must have had a rough life before she entered the shelter.

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      @ZRod - Don't work at home, just being telepathic (with the carpet)

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      ZRod, she is an outdoor dog.

  17. huKSer

    Man, I feel like a truck ran over me

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      You look like it too.

    2. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      are you Bruce Jenner?

  18. huKSer

    May the Fourth be with you!

    1. NUance

      NUance

      I had a fifth last nite. Guess I'm ahead of my time.

  19. huKSer

    Maybe Warren Buffet should buy Greece? Nah, it won't work - no one likes greasy buffets

    1. lilred

      lilred

      LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. huKSer

    Me, yesterday, to class: Tomorrow you will either have a quiz or shovel my driveway. Student: $20?? Me to student: No, you don't have to pay me that much. You can do it for free.

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      That's awesome

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Are you one of those cool teachers where all the students laugh when you tell a joke? Or are you one of those a-hole or geeky teachers that just make everyones eyes roll whne you try to tell a good joke?

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      NICE!

  21. huKSer

    Me: What chemical makes up dry ice? Student: Dry? Another student in next class: Dry?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      ^^I think you've had too much smoke on the water.

    3. krc1995

      krc1995

      i thought it was ice without water?

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Carbon dioxide. Give me my A+.

       

      Dry??? Ask them to show ya that one one the table of elements. It's gotta be a little fun messing with kids like that.

  22. huKSer

    Minny looked good, NW looking good, Iowa not stinking up the place. West is looking tougher than I thought

  23. huKSer

    Missed it - who won Nathan's?

    1. default_28

      default_28

      Not Chestnut

    2. ladyhawke

      ladyhawke

      Matt Stonie http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/NYC-Hot-Dog-Eating-Contest-Matt-Stonie-Joey-Chestnut-Fourth-July-Nathans-311640041.html

  24. huKSer

    Missouri vs Delaware St game is using 10 minute quarters in the second half

    1. NUance

      NUance

      So they can catch the second half of the Nebraska game, right?

  25. huKSer

    Monday @ teacher's meeting: suicide prevention video. Needed because next 4 days are professional development

    1. In the Deed the Glory

      In the Deed the Glory

      Last year, we had to do a role play video where we had to choose how to talk to the students. It took almost 2 hours. Brutal.

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