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  1. OK, I'm a guy. I chug a big drink out of the jug of apple cider. THEN I notice the mold growing on the cider.

    1. Sea of Red

      Sea of Red

      What doesn't kill you...

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Incapacitaes you...

  2. The announcers sound bored and talking a lot about other games, like they really want to be calling any other game.

    1. Husker Richard

      Husker Richard

      We are boring to watch. A casual fan of football wouldn't really want to watch this game either.

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I can sympathize with that thought. Think I'd rather be watching another game too.

  3. Will MR do the coaches round table during the championship game like he did last year?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      I dunno. That was sort of cool though.

    2. Vizsla1

      Vizsla1

      That would be nice. I sure enjoyed it

  4. New drinking game - every time Ed mentions player safety you take a small sip. Required - 1.75 L per person

    1. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      I have to drink that much anytime I watch a game with him commentating. He is awful. He doesn't know jack and he talks all non-stop

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Wait, how is this any different from the drinking during a normal game? lol

  5. B1G 2 - Los Angeles 0

    1. Micheal

      Micheal

      USC was given as much a chance as the refs could manage. No holding calls, touchdowns brought back, not enough. GO B1G

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Seriously have to wonder about those refs. Some turrible calls there at the end. /shakes head

  6. Puppy Bowl XII. Who ya got? Go

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      My money is on the Koreans

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I've got the Basset Hound.

  7. Anybody going to the Red Skelton concert tonight?

    1. teachercd
    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I wanted to go but those tickets were just too darned expensive.

  8. Do Trump supporters celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Sort of. They call it Cinco de White-oh

    2. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      nah I have to go to work to support the people on welfare.

  9. Should I buy my spring game tickets online or wait until gameday?

    1. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      Probably depends where you want to sit. I'm guessing a lot of people will want to see POB connect on his first pass.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      You'll pay a little more on-line. Have better seats though. Probly worth it.

  10. Nebraska day on Big10 network. Currently showing is the 2014 Gator Bowl Georgia offense highlights. Went from a score of 0-3 to 24-19

    1. gbr93

      gbr93

      at least I know I'm not crazy, I could have sworn I didn't miss that much

    2. TonyStalloni
  11. School is done today. What should I do to celebrate? I know - try to keep my basement from turning into an indoor swimming pool!

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Speaking of school being done- my 16 yr old daughter's first day out of school for the summer was Wednesday. She had plans to sleep in really late and just be a bum. I get a call at work from my wife, the CO2 and explosive gas detector alarm was sounding so she wanted me to come home. In the interim, she made my daughter get out if bed and leave the house with her. I came home and it was nothing (dead battery and old detector) but my daughter was not happy that her first morning of summer...

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      ...break was ruined. Of course, I thought it was funny.

  12. I had to correct my BRFI (barbeque rib factor index). Don't worry, I got an infusion in time.

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I find 8.5 works really well.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      If you need a taste tester I'm available.

  13. Everybody keep cool. However, I found out that crawling into the meat case at the local grocery store IS frowned upon.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, grocers hate it when you mess with their meat.

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      huKSer, how many times and in how many ways will it take to realize that snuggling up to another man's meat is generally not acceptable?

      ;-)

  14. Happy Ice Cream Day

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I better have some to honor the day. Does gelato count?

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      No, you fascist!

  15. Chapperoned the back to school dance. When I was in HS disco was king so you had to have some moves. What they did was packed together, jumping and grinding together.

    1. Waldo

      Waldo

      That's awesome. Ain't nothing wrong, with a little bump and grind

    2. Thanks_Tom RR

      Thanks_Tom RR

      Waldo, having to watch HS kid grind all night is NOT awesome.

  16. Big HS rivalry game tonight. Two towns separated by a street. Lots of hatred. And its only game 3 in the series due to classification.

    1. Atbone95
    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Leavenworth vs Lansing

  17. Has any one heard from Coach Power'T? I hope he is alright.

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Probably still trying to get the yellow and green highlighter colors scrubbed off his skin.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Well, he did call it. Not sure if the Ducks are as bad as he claimed though. Guess we'll find out next week when they play Colo.

  18. Remind me again why anyone thought that Tennessee was a pre-season top ten team???

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      Standard Operating Procedure with Tennessee & Oklahoma.

       

      They'll be top ten again next year.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      I didn't.

       

      SEC inflation is the reason, I think.

  19. Saw a twitter post: Vodka is the heroin of alcohol

    1. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      It's New Belgium Abbey for me. :)

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Heh. And I always thought heroin was the vodka of illegal drugs. :shrug:

  20. Ah, the melodious voice of Beth Mowins doing the Kasas/W Virginia game

  21. Chik Fil A Bowl selection show - now I want a Chik fil A. Crap

    1. Red Five

      Red Five

      Teases sponsoring it on a Sunday when CFA is closed

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I always get the strongest urges for Chick-Fil-A on Sundays. Must be that can't have it then taboo thing.

  22. If I see one more suicide prevention bumper sticker, I'm going to kill myself.

    1. C N Red

      C N Red

      Suicide is not the answer. Not a bumper sticker but please dont let it stop you from what you want to do.

    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      Looks like you need a suicide prevention bumper sticker prevention bumper sticker.

  23. So I've been gone for 10 days - anything happen?  Do I need to water my lawn?

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Yes, and get more beer. Your garage frig is now out.

    2. Cdog923

      Cdog923

      I haven't been able to mow in a week and a half, and my yard looks like a jungle. 

  24. I hope Making Chimichangas does not have too bad of a hangover: 1 status update about going to liquor store followed by 5 random status updates

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      It did seem to go downhill fast after that trip to the liquor store.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      He should practice more.  

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