ZRod

Marlene's are warm when you buy them. Like 20 for $1.75, and they are magical. I ate two on the way home, plain, the last time I got some.

Good soft porn?

Wat?

Yes, soft porn. Chicks dig it!

Thanks knap, I'll give it a try if I can make it there today. I'm going to try and make some bulgogi tacos this weekend.

Let's bitch on this status

what the hell are you all doing?!?!?!??!?

At least you didn't go all wifi and delete all of the comments

So Memphis is best in SEC?

I've liked them all season, told my Uncle last night they would beat Ole Miss.

Pretty sure they're from Tennessee.

Your no Peyton Manning.

You're no daisy......

Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

*cut packers and ribs

Follow the recipe on Vindulge .com.enjoy and get pictures!!

I did. It was very good. Saved the party too. Brisket took too long so everyone chowed down on the pork belly and loved it.

Yo también

Yo no!

Looking for it now. These announcers suck.

Equal parts Nyquil and Jameson. On the rocks. That'll do the trick!

I was there two weeks ago, took me down for two days. Always fun to "sleep" on your bathroom floor.

Haha! BRI I was on the couch, my chair, and finally the floor while watching the Stanley Cup finals. There wasn't a position I could find that didn't hurt, or didn't have me sweating or getting the chills.

Yup.

Where we going?

You're call, but I'm a classy guy so...

Never had that before, I think you're doing it wrong.

kingpin reference ; )

Ah, haven't seen enough if that movie.

Not unless you're Montee Ball.

The Junction Boys, Paul Bryant- "Coach, I've been to war. Football. It's a sport."

I just grew numb to that saying and let it go. But i understand your point.

Alibi.

Funny how commentators when a penalty is called, will bag on the hitter, then when a penalty is not called they bag on the hittee. So inconsistent.

Dumb rule, people who support it should consider suicide.

b/c it on the earth. Which is spinning.

Just stand with your feet shoulder width apart. That should fix the problem.

I had some crazy spins last night....

I have one. It is glorious.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Quit calling ur wife's snatch a gate. And for the love of all that's holy, stop trying to deflate it!

I appreciate the reluctant love

Wgat channel/time?

I'd love to see it happen, but Belmont is just killer. Still, California Chrome showed good form today. A number of quality challengers will be rested and waiting, though.

Wilford Brimley. I met his personal assistant on a plane flight once. Very cute Chinese woman. /jealous.

She must have been his personal ball washer.

No snow here in Des Moines lol. Sucks to be you guys!

+1000 @huzkerbob

Two people lolz

yesshirr

Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel.

So, down at the ol cake shop again eh?

What's a wallet? I have a guy that carries my cash in a briefcase

You were attacked by a Children's Librarian, weren't you? I know some of them: they always carry glitter.

Funky Cold Medina.

Scott Frost will be Sabans replacement when he retires and Scott kills it at UCF.

Dabo's an Alabama alum and he's already being talked about by Bama fans as being the replacement.

I'm just talking about the stalker mentality ESPN has going on right now. They're on the team flight back for God's sake.