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  1. Moiraine

    I dreamed Frost quit.

     

    Not 15 years from now. Today. And it was one of those dreams that felt 100% real. I cried. I'm surprised I didn't wake up in a pool of tears but I guess I cried into my eyelids.

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    2. ladyhawke

      ladyhawke

      NUance you crack me up!:lol:

    3. Xmas32

      Xmas32

      @NUance obviously just watched the Metal Head episode of Black Mirror.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha!  I did watch that a while back.  That was dark.  

  2. Moiraine

    I typed in sports bra on Amazon. It auto-completed to say "sports bras for women"

    I thought that seemed unnecessary, but I decided to search sports bras for men...

    https://www.amazon.com/Body-Aware-Glistening-Satin-Sports/dp/B07887GSX5/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1519960933&sr=8-3&keywords=sports+bras+for+men

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    2. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Manzier+is+also+acceptable+_08744bec468a44a628af590df230d8bd.jpg

       

      Obligatory.

    3. teachercd

      teachercd

      I have a friend that emailed Amazon about this one time.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Kind of reminds me of Norm's "oh, Google" bit. 

       

       

  3. Moiraine

    Cat takes 5 puppies hostage.

     

     

    1. NM11046

      NM11046

      1.  I almost had to turn it off when the dog was pulling the pups around with her chain.  2.  I hate that any dog is on a chain outside giving birth (and that was a full bred cocker, so Im sure they were breeding her for $$$). 3.  A lot of people around the world should watch this not for the sweet animal story, but the valuable lesson they could learn by Miss Kitty's example about being kind to all, not judging because of color/sex/creed/politics/orientation etc.

  4. Moiraine

    Twitter auto adds British flag when you tweet #GBR

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Why do you hate the US Olympic team Moiraine? Pulling for the Brits like that.....

    3. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      Obviously>

      Actually it was a Scott Frost tweet that I noticed. Then I saw that anyone posting #gbr had it. I haven't tweeted in like 5 years.

    4. Redux

      Redux

      Talk about a dry spell

  5. Moiraine

    Hook has a 29% on Rotten Tomatoes.

    Thoughts?

    I loved it. I also had a huge crush on Rufio.

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      I loved that movie!

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      That's a goddamn travesty! Excellent movie!

       

      Look look, I got Hooky! :(

      Stupid auto correct. 

       

      *Looky looky!

  6. Moiraine

    I like boobs.

    I'm generally a pretty coordinated person. I don't fall down. Except maybe if I'm walking up a steep hill on a sheet of ice. I always catch myself if I trip. I was the star player of my soccer team in college for the 1 season I played, scoring 50% of our goals. I think it's small detail that we didn't win any of our games and we only scored 2 goals all season, but I guess that's a matter of opinion.

    Anyhow, the other day at work it was super rainy, and I made the smart decision in the morning to wear sandals to work. I was headed out the door and looked back to half hold the door open for someone then turned around right at the top of 3 cement stairs down to the cement parking lot. My foot literally just went right out from under me like I had stepped on a cloud and I fell from the top of the stairs and landed sprawled spread eagle on my stomach.

    The only reason I didn't smash my face on the pavement and lose teeth is because of boobs. So, thank you boobs.

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    2. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      Ya. Damn men and babies thinking they were the reason boobs exist.

    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      You must have big boobs.

    4. 4skers89

      4skers89

      I've never seen a pair of boobs that I didn't like.

  7. Moiraine

    What amount of fan fiction can a person write and not be a nerd? Asking for a friend.

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    2. teachercd

      teachercd

      It is an art...write as much as you can.  I wish I was creative.  

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      To be honest, I didn't really know what fan fiction was or what your name pertained to so I used the Google machine. It's pretty cool if you're creative like that. I am not creative at all when it comes to writing or songs. And I just learned that mistress Alys is a babe. I'll never picture you any other way again Moiraine. Although for quite awhile I have pictured you as Mila Kunis so not much of a change really.

    4. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      Well, I'm fine with that. She's pretty hot.

  8. Moiraine

    " It’s important to take a quick inventory of the moles on your body."

    I just wanted to inform everyone.

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    2. krc1995

      krc1995

      melanoma is one of the scaries.  

    3. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      I admittedly just found the word "inventory" funny in this context.

    4. NM11046

      NM11046

      My annual derm visit calls it "making a mole map" of my body.  Equally weird to inventory I think.  And snaps to the above - super important.

  9. Moiraine

    Does the StubHub app/wallet work at Husker games? I haven't been to a game in years.

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    2. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      I am too, that's why I asked. But I still don't wanna print it. Hmph.

      I probably won't get sloshed. I'm doing the traditional eat a bunch of Chinese with your Chinese co-worker and then explain to her what football is pre-game thing.

    3. Enhance

      Enhance

      Oh, is that a tradition?:laughpound

    4. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      Now it is.

       

      I'm super excited actually. She has never watched ANY football. I can mold her view of it. E.g. "This is the best football player in history. His name is Tommie Frazier. This guy is Tom Osborne and he is the best coach. He won 25 national championships in a row."

  10. Moiraine

    My grandpa had his checkbook stolen by a vacuum salesman several years ago. His partner was talking to my 90 year old grandparents so he snuck the checkbook into his pocket.

     

    He then went to the bank drive thru and wrote a check to himself and in the note he wrote that it was for "4-wheeler for grandson."

     

    One problem though; my aunt worked at the bank he went to. She knew it wasn't his writing so she called the police.The thief stayed in the drive thru the whole time until the police showed up and blocked off his car.

    1. Michiganball

      Michiganball

      Sad really, trying to scam someone especially that age. Great ending :)

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Sweet story, love it when slimeballs get their comeuppance.

    3. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Horrible start to a story that had a great ending!

  11. Moiraine

    Scotland, GBR

  12. Moiraine

    Rock of GBR

  13. Moiraine

    Can a hammer and nail be used to make a pilot hole if the screw is small?

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    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      I use the worm drive for light items and the snap toggle for heavier things. Hope this helps.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      The plastic E-Z anchors are the way to go in sheet rock when you can't hit a stud. They are super easy and I've never had one fail yet.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Yeah, using a screw directly into sheet rock is a very bad idea that will not last.

  14. Moiraine

    My mom drove under Dodge on Saddle Creek in the rain. When you move out of the nest you just can't keep an eye on your parent(s) anymore. But I guess they need to make their own mistakes in order to learn.

    1. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      Wait till she gets to the QVC junkie stage.sad state right now with my mom.

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      QVC is a gateway to hoarding

  15. Moiraine

    First time I've watched baseball since the mid '90s. I still hate watching it.

    1. admo

      admo

      Why? It's really better without Joe Buck, seriously

    2. Redux

      Redux

      That was a great game

    3. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      Because it's boring 90% of the time and then when it's not boring it's way too nerveracking.

  16. Moiraine

    I made some recruiting maps. Look at them. I need attention! http://www.huskerboard.com/index.php?/topic/80075-nebraska-recruitingroster-maps-by-coach/

    1. Bradr

      Bradr

      Very nice, thanks!

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Good stuff!

    3. NUance

      NUance

      #ThumbsUp

  17. Moiraine

    I made some recruiting maps. Look at them. I need attention!

  18. Moiraine

    I'm at UNL graduation. The new chancellor sounds like a southern Ben Stein.

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      Bueller... Bueller...

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Bueller y'all....Bueller y'all...

  19. Moiraine

    20/20's on ABC

  20. Moiraine

    Important Stat of the Day: Cows produce more methane by belching than flatulating.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      I still wouldn't stand by the back end when tipping.

  21. Moiraine

    Woo I passed my test, ergo I can graduate.

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    2. walksalone

      walksalone

      well done...

    3. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      Intermediate algebra, huh? Were you in the same online course as Vernon Adams?

    4. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      Conga-rats

  22. Moiraine

    My comp exam is in 5 days. I'm going to puke all over everything and everyone.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      The fact that your in the program already means your smart enough to get that degree. Keep your nose in those books a few more days. Your a smart cookie, you'll do well.

       

      What progrum are you in?

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      *you're x3

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Congratulations on all your success. You smell terrific.

  23. Moiraine

    I wish Huskerboard was like Survivor and we could vote people out.

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    2. Junior

      Junior

      Starts with an sd and ends with a sker

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Maybe the mods would allow us to run a contest and toss one person. We could nominate 16 or 32 potentials and then through bracket voting get it down to one poster that actually gets the ban hammer. I like it.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      C'mon mods, a little vigilante justice for the board. Sort of an offering of sacrifice to the football gods for relieving us of BP. However ya want to look at it. We want a pound of flesh.

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