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And Steph Curry is lazy on defense.

Apparently he's underrated as his name is Klay.

GM_Tood has the right idea. Or bota bag.

There has to be a Man Code/Law violation in there some where. It is your duty to take at least a half pint of alcohol with you.

Bring some "lemonade" - or vodka soaked tampons in your anus.

A co-worker goes every year. Says it's a blast.

A friend of mine goes to Phoenix each year for it and says it's a great time.

Its a great party. Pissed that they stopped the caddy races on 16 this year.

Literally hurting my eyes watching this game.

Must be like when I have to watch an MLS game...

I'm betting IU.

Same as the Minnesota game.. Nebraska is tough at home!!

Haven't watched enough of Indiana to know for sure. But its tough to bet against the way NU plays at home.

So a black friend of this kid tells him to go after black girls instead of white girls? It seems as though the friend is the one who is not "progressive".

Yeah I was confused as well. I thought all black dudes loved pink nipples. UNDERCOVER BROTHER LIED TO ME

they're wooing him with chicks and Natty Light??

The worst thing man ever did...was also women the excuse of "I had a baby...its baby weight"

i've been trying to get back to my original weight. but 8lbs 5 oz. is a little unreasonable.

If you did in fact soil yourself, I hope you didn't sit down.

When I fart I feel at peace with the world.

Nobody dislikes their own farts. They just feel uncomfortable if they think someone else can smell them.

Welcome to the history of Vandy football prior to Franklin.

Big brains can't play the foosball.

That's like almost an A+

I wish they'd give him a 95 so he could be even better.

I gave myself a 99 on Xbox.

Yeah man this guy is intense. Nice kung fu kick to the scorers table.

I think that about 100 teams could say that. That guy is legit!!!!

The problem is getting those guys..

It seems with our guard/perimeter oriented team, the only thing really missing is a complete point guard.

I just got 28!

I confiscated three phones this morning because of that game.

Holy sh#t, that was close. I was playing the game and next things I knew I was walking out the door with a fully loaded AK and had bad thoughts running through my head. Luckily I stopped myself. What a frustrating SOB of a game.

Interesting. Good post.

Interesting that they are talking about cutting current players as opposed to not taking a full 27 players for the class. #priorities

I'm so glad Pelini doesnt oversign and then cut the players that just a few years ago had signed to play football in Lincoln with the thought that they wouldnt have to pay for school. Idk maybe it's a moral thing, but I dont think its right for schools "trim the fat"

Grats brother! Awesome to see people who know how to live within their means. You should start doing seminars lol

Man! That is freaking sweet!!!

Whoa! Congrats!

So your a pickpocket? Now put it back before he realises the moneys gone.

Wut's ur game of choice, Jarvis?

9ball

No. He'd be ridiculed.

You're joking. If he played for the Huskers we'd all be incredibly embarrassed.

I'd turn in my Husker gear if a Husker kid said that and Bo encouraged it.

Refs are doing all they can to aid your cause

Troof.

Agreed. That Pats/Denver game is going to be insane. SF/Seachicken game will be good too.

It's actually not the whole weekend. Both games are on Sunday.

Amazing story!