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  1. Memo: Don't get out of the car in a Chinese Wildlife Park.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Oh sure, take the fun out of everything. Funsucker.

    3. krc1995

      krc1995

      why did the second one get out?

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      Chinese fire drill??

  2. The judge he smiled when he picked up his pen, "99 years in the Folsom Pen".

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      Don't bend over to pick up the soap. #helpfuladvice

  3. Why so much talk of whales this afternoon?

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      Is Wales going to redo the Brexit vote?

    2. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      It's "football" season. Ugh! You know it is slow sports day when NBA free agency, tennis, and soccer are a that is on. That's why I dvr games for days like today

    3. The Dude
  4. You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      Snakes and sparklers is the good stuff.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      That good stuff is kept under the counter.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Please tell me they at least had the screamin' meemies.

  5. Irish eyes are smiling...

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      That's because of the Irish whiskey I bet.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Are they smiling *and* bloodshot? Dead giveaway.

  6. Stay gold Ponyboy...stay gold.

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      So it's OK to post spoilers about the Outsiders?

    3. obert1

      obert1

      Did an English paper on the book in high school. One of my favorite movies and books. “Maybe the two different worlds we lived in weren't so different. We saw the same sunset.”

    4. teachercd

      teachercd

      There was a short lived TV series too.

  7. Laughing chewbacca lady for President

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Might actually be better than the choices we have now.

    2. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      Lol she was a nut job and funny

  8. 11 years ago today. Forever remembered. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      Leroy isn't Chicken

    3. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      I didn't see a lick about this on the news today. It was all Trump this, Hillary that. Damn shame.

       

      LEEEEEROY....

    4. Saunders

      Saunders

      Leroy, you're stupid as hell.

  9. Brief tornado touchdown in West Omaha..be safe.

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    2. commando

      commando

      we scored a touchdown today!!!

    3. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      I was cold calling businesses at 132nd/fort and decided to head to elkhorn to avoid the hail which had hit me at 132nd/center. 5-10 minutes later I'm reading reports of funnel clouds forming in that area. Got outta there just in time!

    4. admo

      admo

      Touchdown? Well that's gotta be better than a field goal

  10. Liverpool....wow

    1. schriznoeder

      schriznoeder

      Just seeing the box score now. CRAZY!

  11. RIP Admiral Ackbar

    1. NUance

      NUance

      May have been no other actor who had only one line that was so well remembered. Even more remembered than his name. RIP Erik Bauersfeld.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      ^^(I had to look that up. Because I didn't know it.)

  12. RIP couches in Villinova, PA.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! Villanova is in Villadelphia.

  13. 90's on Nickelodeon

  14. Thanks Easter Bunny..bawk bawk.

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      Nothing says Easter like snow

    2. NUance

      NUance

      My wife stole most of my kid's candy. We're trying to find where she hid it.

  15. Anyone know where I can get some cheap jerseys?

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    2. C N Red

      C N Red

      The bad thing is the post was deleted and now I won't get my question I posted in the thread answered. Sad.

    3. zoogs

      zoogs

      Keep sticking around. Apparently the sellers will come to you, ha!

    4. HuskerNBigD

      HuskerNBigD

      not sure if serious, or not but AliExpress always has cheap knockoff jerseys. Buddy of mine got a vintage blues hockey one that was surprisingly good quality...just wasn't name brand. Also, mods, not sure if this is considered advertising or not, so if I need to delete the comment, I can. Don't want no trouble round here.

  16. Oops I crapped my pants.

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    2. schriznoeder

      schriznoeder

      I'm impressed. Oops I Crapped My Pants can hold a lot of dung.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Never trust a fart....

    4. admo

      admo

      nO oNE is that surprised :D

  17. $55M

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    2. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      Who wants to take voyeur pics or video of my dong in a hotel and then split the judgement with me? Hilton this time?

    3. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      So, NUance, because she's a celebrity, it's ok for her to have her nude body shown to the world? She doesn't have any right to privacy?

    4. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      She won't see anywhere near that amount of cash, because 51% of the judgement is to come from the guy who filmed her, and he doesn't have much.

  18. Doozy's closing? wtf?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Them too? Who knew??

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      They only had one spot open the last few years anyways.

  19. Gonna have a good weekend...3" at a time.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      That's what SHE said!

  20. #BoycottBouncesaywhat

    1. macroboy

      macroboy

      white people hate it when black people don't stay in the back of the bus

       

  21. I...Love...Bread.

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    2. OH HSKR FAN

      OH HSKR FAN

      Easy listening band from 70s.

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

      I put my simple crusty bread recipe in the Big Red Recipes forum. It makes one round, crusty loaf of bread, and it's a family favorite.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Bread okay.

       

  22. RIP Grizzly Adams. #bearglove

    1. GSG

      GSG

      Bear Love?

    2. C N Red
    3. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      he built the bikes that were in Easy Rider.

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