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  1. Clicking on subforums by position and not reading the title. Congrats to who ever split the P&R cesspool from the Lounge

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    2. Enhance

      Enhance

      Jokes on you; now, it'll get more activity! :D

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      But now I can avoid it and can tell when the Lounge is updated with something interesting

    4. Scratchtown

      Scratchtown

      Should put it in the Shed.

  2. If I see one more suicide prevention bumper sticker, I'm going to kill myself.

    1. C N Red

      C N Red

      Suicide is not the answer. Not a bumper sticker but please dont let it stop you from what you want to do.

    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      Looks like you need a suicide prevention bumper sticker prevention bumper sticker.

  3. It's too hot to wear pants. Or shorts. Or underwear.

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      If you're headed that direction, I might suggest copious amounts of sunblock.

  4. Roxy's back!

    1. NUance

      NUance

      And her potatoes are smashed!

  5. Good news: I got another "date" today. Weird/creepy news: We're going to see how much free Father's Day stuff we can get, because, you know, robbing the cradle.

    1. The Dude
    2. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      Younger the berry, sweeter the juice

    3. B.B. Hemingway

      B.B. Hemingway

      What's his name?

  6. I like the ads better this afternoon compared to this morning

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      They're ba-aa-aa-aa-ck

  7. Notice that many shooters in mass shootings end up killing themselves at the end. Too bad they don't start with this action.

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    2. funhusker

      funhusker

      I think we fixate on the mass shootings because they are random and create a fear that we could be a victim. Gang violence and other shootings don't necessarily create that fear because we can put those victims in a neat little category that doesn't include "us". For example: they were a gang-banger, the guy was constantly cheating on his wife, etc. Sadly, not everyone that dies in the other shootings are always gang members and drug dealers, or jilted lovers.

    3. huKSer
    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      Number of deaths are down this year due to 46 deaths at Pulse last year

  8. Q: How did the dyslexic person get burned? A: "The lava is the floor"

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Yo mama is so dyslexic she went into YMCA thinking it was Macy's.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Of course, any study like this would have to be at least 50 years old to effectively study the degenerative results later in life. I think the only other studies done focused on NFL players with 5+ years in the league. Somewhat different than HS ball.

    3. QMany

      QMany

      Helmets would have been far less protective, but the game is completely different now physically. Hard to put too much weight in that study.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I agree, the study is probably not real applicable to conditions today. Unfortunately, I don't think there are any better studies available that would apply to the possible effects on HS football players.

  9. Car disintegrated at Indy

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      Amazing safety advancements so that Dixon could walk away, but also incredibly lucky. A couple feet further up the wall and he would have hit his helmet and another champion would have been lost. Still more safety advancements needed.

       

      Glad the camera man is ok too!

    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      That's crazy. It looks 10 times worse than the crash that took out Dale Sr.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Looking worse is way better Dude. It means the car and barrier absorbed all the energy, not the driver.

  10. Every thing went well in a Sheldon sort of way. Talked for 2 hours over tea. Divorced 2x so not into marriage (whoo) Would have gone longer but watching brother's kids while he and wife are in Hawaii. Interested in getting together this weekend. ;)

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    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      :thumbsup:

    4. macroboy

      macroboy

      I think El Diaco went super Huskerboard old school just now.

  11. Nervous

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    2. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      He was married for so long, his virginity might have come back. I know mine is close to reappearing.

    3. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Haha it's good Husk. I'm just messing around.

       

      Brut is good stuff.

       

      I hear virginities are like facial hair. If you get rid of them, they just grow in even virginity-er.

    4. Redux

      Redux

      Todd has the most annoying laugh, I miss Tim and the Animal.

       

      But yes HuKS should remember to wash his hands before and after. Also, trim fingernails. Lastly, use a clean sock when gagging her.

  12. I have a date on Friday. First time I have made a date since 1982

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      But I can't wait for Friday....

      Tell us how you think it will go then.

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      Sky rockets in flight

      Afternoon delight

    4. NUance

      NUance

      ED premature? Seems like opposites. lulz

  13. Great time at Ultimate Frisbee tourney Saturday morning against high schoolers. I'm 60. Spends rest of day in recliner unable to move

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      An afternoon of slow pitch softball cripples me.

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Hell, an afternoon in the recliner wipes me out.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      I washed my wife's car and detailed the inside for her Mother's Day gift. I'm beat. (But I was building fence for six hours before that.)

  14. Getting ready to go to prom. For like the 35th time #chaperoning

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Nope - wouldn't have help me any. I'm on an antibiotic that is booze sensitive.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Loose women will get ya everytime!

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      Double jointed women?

  15. ANY ONE LISTEN TO RUSH LIMBAUGH ANYMORE?

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Heard him just a few days ago at lunchtime on 850am out of Denver. I didn't realize he was still doing his show.

    3. Red Five

      Red Five

      Isn't he a Husker fan? I think I saw him on the sidelines before a game a handful of years ago

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      I listen for a good laugh once a week. Guy is a nut case and so are his callers.

  16. Smith or Wesson

    1. The Dude
    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Why not both?

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Smith and Wesson. Then just Wesson. Can't do Wesson first, or it'd be too slippery for Smith and Wesson.

  17. Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Ba-dum. Cshhhhh.

    3. lilred

      lilred

      Due to the missiles

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Syrians always be Russian to the store.

  18. Is it strange to you that BBC America is showing "The Patriot"?

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      That just tells me we've trained the Brits to know their place.

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Are they running it as "Fake History?" :)

    4. QMany

      QMany

      When I studied in England, they taught the "American REVOLT."

  19. Today is National Puppy Day. Strangely enough, its also International Korean Food Day

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Well at least they're not eating veal.

  20. Me: What chemical makes up dry ice? Student: Dry? Another student in next class: Dry?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      ^^I think you've had too much smoke on the water.

    3. krc1995

      krc1995

      i thought it was ice without water?

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Carbon dioxide. Give me my A+.

       

      Dry??? Ask them to show ya that one one the table of elements. It's gotta be a little fun messing with kids like that.

  21. I USED to make fun of the Big 12 for having their basketball tournament out side of the states that make up their conference. Then the B1G goes DC and NY

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      Life ain't fair and the world is mean.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Nobody wants to go to Ohio or Michigan...

    4. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      It could be in Greensboro...

  22. John Wick vs Chuck Norris - GO!

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    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      Most of John Wick's damage was done with a weapon.....even a pencil while Chuck N was a martial arts guy. Depends on the rules of the fight.

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      There are no rules in a fight

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Chuck Norris may be a martial arts guy, but Keanu is a vampire.

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