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  1. huKSer

    You think Trump is taking his "I <3 the Pope" bumper sticker off his Limo?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah. He's replacing it with:

      Trump > Pope

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      No - Trump > God

    3. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      Trump loves Pepe

  2. huKSer

    Two hours of ultimate frisbee and I'm feeling great.

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      OK, I lied

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      A full day of ultimate? Wow!

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      Four 15-minute games over 2 hours against high schoolers - and I am 57 and suckered into playing on an otherwise all female team against 3 male teams and one female team - the estrogen was strong in that one. Meow. Hiss. Hiss.

  3. huKSer

    According to my profile I have 17,410 Profile Views Why do I feel like I'm being stalked?

    1. TAKODA

      TAKODA

      Probably because when you look at the list of names, 17409 is the same person? :)

    2. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      Because you are. We're watching. Always watching.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      65,517 profile views.

      NUance stalkers > huKSer stalkers

  4. huKSer

    What's the best way to go from WASHington to PENnsylvania?

    1. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      boat

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Steal grant money to pay for a political campaign. (Chaka Fattah, former U.S. Congressman from PA)

    3. TAKODA

      TAKODA

      Nice play huKSer!

  5. huKSer

    Only 4 days until SHARKNADO 4

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      So. Excited. Cannot. Wait.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      That'd make a good fantasy team name: The Sharknados.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Or even better: The Shartnados.

  6. huKSer

    I haven't seen any postings from Roxy lately. Hope she is OK

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Hey Roxy, you out there??

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I was just thinking the same thing as I was checking out your grilled chicken chili recipe.

    3. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      Roxy GAVE ME AN EXTRA CHIN.I HOPE ALL IS WELL

  7. huKSer

    Why the hell do I like the TV show "Better Late Than Never"?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      I dunno. But I'll bet you put your hand in your pants like Al Bundy when you watch it.

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      True dat

    3. Judoka

      Judoka

      Because it's a fun show with a bunch of old guys with money doing stuff we all wish we'd be able to do at their age.

  8. huKSer

    Are they going to cut from the rout to go to the Nebraska game

    1. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      Probably not. The Louisville QB is the new media darling now

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      It'll be close. Kick set for 2:41.

    3. zoogs

      zoogs

      Wow. The last two minutes of a 63-17 game must be REALLY important.

  9. huKSer

    Jets vs the Honeybees

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      Ben R is more of a bumble bee

    2. Redux

      Redux

      Awful looking

    3. Redux

      Redux

      Awful looking

  10. huKSer

    So all I am going to do to the tOSU fan in class tomorrow is a non-chalant grin.

    1. Waldo

      Waldo

      Too risky, bro

    2. Michiganball

      Michiganball

      walk in petting a white cat.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      ^^Is that some sort of sexual euphemism? lol

  11. huKSer

    Concussion signs: slurred speech, lack of coordination, unable to recognize people, nausea and vomiting. Or is it signs of being drunk?

    1. Michiganball

      Michiganball

      Depends if you hit the bottle or were hit with one.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Why, no offither, I haven't been drinking toniigghtburp.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      ...or you're reading a TheSker post?

  12. huKSer

    1995 Redux must either sell whiskey or invested in a company that produces whiskey

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Think he might've picked up a lucrative product placement stipend.

    2. Redux

      Redux

      WHISKEY

    3. Redux

      Redux

      I COULD JUST BE A RAGING ALCOHOLIC IN DESPERATE NEED OF HELP!

  13. huKSer

    Nominate Knapplc to replace Roxi in her absence in the cooking section

    1. NUance

      NUance

      I miss Roxy!

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Yeah, I miss her too. Hope she is okay, her posting just stopped.

    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      i believe knapp is a microwave guy.....may want to find someone else

  14. huKSer

    Smith or Wesson

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      Wesson.

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Why not both?

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Smith and Wesson. Then just Wesson. Can't do Wesson first, or it'd be too slippery for Smith and Wesson.

  15. huKSer

    Great time at Ultimate Frisbee tourney Saturday morning against high schoolers. I'm 60. Spends rest of day in recliner unable to move

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      An afternoon of slow pitch softball cripples me.

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Hell, an afternoon in the recliner wipes me out.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      I washed my wife's car and detailed the inside for her Mother's Day gift. I'm beat. (But I was building fence for six hours before that.)

  16. huKSer

    Car disintegrated at Indy

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      Amazing safety advancements so that Dixon could walk away, but also incredibly lucky. A couple feet further up the wall and he would have hit his helmet and another champion would have been lost. Still more safety advancements needed.

       

      Glad the camera man is ok too!

    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      That's crazy. It looks 10 times worse than the crash that took out Dale Sr.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Looking worse is way better Dude. It means the car and barrier absorbed all the energy, not the driver.

  17. huKSer

    Good news: I got another "date" today. Weird/creepy news: We're going to see how much free Father's Day stuff we can get, because, you know, robbing the cradle.

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      f#*k it.

    2. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      Younger the berry, sweeter the juice

    3. B.B. Hemingway

      B.B. Hemingway

      What's his name?

  18. huKSer

    A pre-school girl walked up to me and asked if I had a baby in my belly.  My adult filter kept me from answering with "Yes, and it was delicious"

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      giphy.gif

    2. ladyhawke

      ladyhawke

      Eewww!:blink:

    3. krc1995

      krc1995

      Awww-out if the mouth of babes. But maybe it’s time to talk to Jenny Craig 

  19. huKSer

    The local high school drama dept is donating all proceeds from this weekends play to Nebraska drama departments hit by the floods

    1. teachercd

      teachercd

      What play?

    2. commando

      commando

      what school is that?

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      Leavenworth HS - Celtic Tales (written by a HS drama teacher) turned out to be a musical about a bunch of Irish trying to win a tall tale telling contest

  20. huKSer

    I'm thinking of buying a box of adult diapers, going to a theater playing the 3 hour Endgame movie, and selling them for $10 each.

     

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Are you going to offer 1 free refill like they do with popcorn and soda?

    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      I mentioned that same thing to my son this afternoon.

       

  21. huKSer

    Huawei or Apple?

    1. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      I mean, on one hand, one of them is probably the Chinese government trying to collect your data.

       

      On the other, one thinks so little of its customers it is going to sell them a $1000 computer stand.

       

      There's really no winner here.

    2. Toe

      Toe

      I'm just trying to figure out why 'Huawei' and 'Apple' are slightly different colors in your post. Did you copy & paste from another page or something?

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      @Toe yes I did. Do you think I can spell Henway, Whuwhy, the Chinese one on my own?

  22. huKSer

    Is there any reason why the posted game time here on the board is Eastern Time?

    1. Mavric

      Mavric

      Better?

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Thanks - not being in Nebraska and getting saturation coverage got me confuzzled

    3. Mavric

      Mavric

      The board is defaulted to Central time so I thought I should set it to Central time.  However, I'm in Mountain time so apparently the board "knows" that and adjusted.  Didn't realize that before now.  Thanks for pointing it out.

  23. huKSer

    Iowa-ISU in rain delay.  O/U on how much time on the game clock will the Nebraska game be joined in progress: 10:00 

    1. The Murphinator

      The Murphinator

      Well we may never see the Nebraska game. Back in another weather delay

    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Hope it airs on FS2 or an alternate.

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      Fox Business Network

  24. huKSer

    I hate noteook computers. Can'ttworype crap

    1. zoogs

      zoogs

      Do you have one of those gimmicky chiclet keyboards? I have a Thinkpad, and it's actually so nice to type on.

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      I was using my wife's Anus - oops that Asus.

  25. huKSer

    When the Big 12-2-1-x+y implodes maybe Ubben can get a job interviewing jockeys?

    1. carlfense

      carlfense

      Wish I could "like" this.

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      You just did

       

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