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  1. Server went down at work, so I had to wait till lunch to check in, in case anyone was worried about my abrubt absence.

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    2. hskrfan4life

      hskrfan4life

      I WAS WORRIED SICK!

    3. hskrfan4life

      hskrfan4life

      I WAS WORRIED SICK!

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      What if I am Bieber. Server down is code for "i'm in jail". LOL.

  2. 2000 points guise. What are we doing this time?

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Pretty sure the Mrs will not let me have asian hookers and blow from behind walks.

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Let's go down to South O and start some fights....

    4. Landlord

      Landlord

      Almost caught you you little sh#t

  3. I may need a favor from soneone who lives in or around Lincoln the day of the spring game. PM for details if youre interested in helping a friend out.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      He would GSG if his wife wasn't already up there.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I'm paranoid CN. I'd prefer a private yard somewhere where there's less chance of it being dicked with.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Some of you guys really arent helping.

       

      On a serious note CN, what would you suggest? I wouldnt have the first clue.

  4. So I assume there will be some sort of 20 year anniversary celebration/reunion for the '94 NC team. This came to my mind earlier this evening and I'm puttin down the farm they have it for the Miami game.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I dont know about that Lanlord. Last NC reunion/celebration was in 2007. 2012 we had a deal for 50 years of sellouts for the Michigan game.

    3. Landlord

      Landlord

      2009 was the 300th sellout. 2011 had a thing that honored the 1971 team. Wasn't there a game of the century reunion anniversary? 2012 was 50 years of sellouts. 2013 is 50 years of blackshirts. Feel like I'm forgetting some.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Oh youre nitpickin now. I'm talking legit National Champion reunion and celebration. But the game of the century thing youre speaking of wasnt exactly that. There was a lot of hubub honoring OU rivalry for the 2009 game.

  5. So my brother tells me that he's supposed to be in weddings on both days of the Miami and Michigan St game. And my daughter is in one (completely unrelated to the prior) on the day of the Michigan St game. Seriously. What the hell is wrong with people? #irrelevant

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Why God??!!!! Why??!!!!!

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Haha. I first read that as small, inmate one.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Two thoughts. 1-some people are inconsiderate. 2- Being classified as Landlords friend carries some inherent risks.

  6. Tim Miles taking too much after Bo. Cussing in pressers. Ejected from games. Now he's runnin people off the road. #effthefans

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      He was tweeting. We all know he's addicted to twitter

    3. QMany

      QMany

      Now we can actually compare a coach's actions to Banderas' ...

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Now in all seriousness, I'll have to say that it not appears Tim is trying too hard to fit in to Lincoln.

  7. Newby.

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      What's going on, you guys???

    3. Abdullah the Butcher

      Abdullah the Butcher

      Two likely contributors on Nebraska’s offense have missed some practice time lately, but their injuries aren’t serious, Pelini said.

       

      Sophomore I-back Terrell Newby and sophomore receiver Brandon Reilly are day-to-day, Pelini told reporters Wednesday morning.

       

      “They’re fine,” he said.

    4. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      Who are you calling a newb, noob?

  8. My week one take? Nebraska and michigan st are far and away the two best teams in the big ten. Wiscy would be there too but they need to find a pass game of some sort first. Michigan was surprisingly impressive. Ohio st is not on my top 4 at this point.

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      What Dude said ha

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I said week one take guys. Hence based on week one. Nebraska and mich st did what youre supposed to do to bad teams. Crushed them. Who outside if wiscy played a quality opp? Christ at least fau is FCS.

    4. Junior

      Junior

      Michigan played App State. Probably an equivalent team to FAU and they are now FCS.

  9. After this week's 11 am start, we have 5 night games in a row guise.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Sharp was talkin bout it the other day saunders. How bout them BRR guys? Theyre literally gonna be up till 6 am.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      That's way past their bedtime. And by bedtime, I mean the time when they usually lose consciousness.

    4. StPaulHusker
  10. Anyone else find it conveniently coincidental that the ncaa all but immediately lifts all sanctions from a program right after its taken over by an SEC coach?

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      You want humor? What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

       

       

       

      reality!

       

      Boom! Tell me that's not funny.

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      I had a horse when I was younger. Ironically, I named it Conveniently Coincidental

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Thats rather redredredundant.

  11. So guise. Anyone want to explain the nuances and intricacies behind letting Mich st have the ball and the wind to start the game and how it kept us from 3 legit field goal attempts? Just by memory.

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    2. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      Well...we won the toss so we only had a choice in one of those options...

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      We won the toss and deferred. Sparty took the ball. We took.....against the wind. And as the 1st quarter played out, being against that wind kept us from trying 3 long fiield goal attempts. Most notably, 5 plays into the game.

    4. QMany

      QMany

      Hindsight is 20/20. If we had those FG opportunities in the second quarter, and picked different, you would be questioning the same thing.

  12. The last time we played wisconsin my wife woke up sick and we lost in a throttling. Well she woke up sick again today. Huskerboard unite. What do i do?

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    2. Scratchtown
    3. NUance

      NUance

      Take her to the elevator if she don't straighten up.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Im goin somewhere to watch the game with friends and keavin her sick ass at home. I cant take another game like that.

  13. On the eve, lets sitback and enjoy Bo's finest hour. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p7St6ATGnR4

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      I agreed with most of Bo's explosions during eh 2010 aTm game. I also thought is was hot when he took a dump on someone's chest. lol

    3. onlyHskrfaninIL

      onlyHskrfaninIL

      Lol. Worst reffing ive ever seen. I wouldnt poo on those refs even if...oh yeah I would

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      "I can't pass the ball, and I cannot run either. However, I am an expert at fumbling" bwahahahahaha. That Bee Gees part with Martinez is awesome too.

  14. And Nebraska fires back. And retaliates with FURY.

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    2. Lil' Red

      Lil' Red

      pic.twitter.com/za5IOdaR9p

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      They knew this was coming, and had it ready all along. Looks like Bo was also wrong about SE not having a plan.

    4. QMany

      QMany

      You're easily impressed.

  15. Watched some basketball games from last year. Anyone else getting the thought that Gallegos has turned out to be one hell of a loss? Man, that's one guy that could knock down outside shots. As bad as the Smith and Abraham loss seem to be, Gallego's ability to stretch the floor and make defenders respect his shot is sorely missed as a #3 right now.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      To me with Tai it seems like a mental thing more than anything. He just doesnt wanna pull the trigger. Now Parker has come along some, but until these guys decide to start puttin it up and become legit threats, (Tarrin Smith as well), defenders are gonna continue to sag, makin it tough for Shield and Petteway to get to the rim as they were a year ago.

    3. KingBlank

      KingBlank

      It's the biggest difference, Ray allowed Nebraska to play a half court offense, which is bad without a 3 point specialist. That is spot on analysis

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I go back to that Wisconsin game last year. Gallegos and Pitchford each hit a 3 on their first looks i believe. After that, having to get out on Gallegos, and the goofy big guy and the other lanky fella of Wisconsin having to play that much closer to Pitch just blew the lanes wide open. Remember the hayday that Shields and Petteway had getting to the rim. Now this year, a presence of Abraham and/or Smith along with Pitchford getting hot will go along way in alleviating our current issues...

  16. Ricky Williams, Jim Tressel, and TheBoz are in the CFB Hall of Fame as well. Intradesting.

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    2. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      can't wait for the 30 for 30 about how three cfb hofers have 30 for 30's about them.

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Ricky was a hell of a college running back. Tressel is a brilliant coach. Bosworth was a household name and a hell of a player. All are deserving. If we didn't let pot smokers or steroid users into the HOF, well, there goes the Hall of Fame.....

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I agree True. I said yesterday, hall of fame is hall of FAME. Not hall of righteousness and integrity. But in reality it's how the hall of fame is treated. Which is why it's interesting these three got in. I think they all deserve it as well. But it's interesting.

  17. The burrow flip is more important than just getting a good qb. Its like the Dolittle raid on japan. Kind of says ' hello motha fuckas'

  18. In a white room with black circles...

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    2. Count 'Bility
    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I prefer to lead from under a f'ing rock.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      Count is a lame-ass. Who the hell hasn't heard Cream before?

  19. I've been on a pretty good hiatus lately, but man, that presser yesterday got me a bit jacked. I'm ready to start chattin it up again folks.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      Smart. They'll never see it coming...

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      How's about a fake punt, only have a lineman run it.

    4. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      Haha. I like that idea.

      #letthebigmanrun

  20. Im with SD Sker. Too many stupid ppl allowed here that dont know jack sh#t about football. Its that simple. I miss the reasonable disagreements with the old hiskerboard brethren. I have my doubts as well. But im sick of arguing with stupid.

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    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Not as bad as you'd think. There's some pretty lame threads, but I generally just avoid it until at least Sunday after losses.

    3. Saunders

      Saunders

      We've always have had upswings in stupidity after losses. It's not new.The difference is, we've had more losses in a short period of time to compound the issue.

    4. QMany

      QMany

      +1 Saunders

  21. CoachPowerT on suicide alert. Whos got first watch?

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Cheers mate!

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Clink-clink. Gulp, gulp, gulp.

    4. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      I took those odds that TCU would win at halftime and now I'm a billionaire. That's how bad their odds were.

  22. I really like the closeout mentality right now. Average lead after 3 quarters? 9. We've outscored opp's an avg of 25-0 in the fourth.

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    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      LOL @ Z. First off, ihave a business, and was left with no choice but to go mow until 9pm that night. But yeah, i was gettin that cringy feeling as the 3rd quarter closed out. Gonna take some more 4th quarter dominance to completely shake it I think.

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Well hopefully we can have semi cheery Count at about 6pm this Saturday.

  23. Well sh#t folks. Were energy independent. I had no idea. Wonder how long ago that happened

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Im the one that thinks we need to be using a combination of everything. You cant stop fuels cold turkey. It's not feasable. But damn it, start weeding off em. It's all a crock of political bullsh#t at the end of the day anyway.

    3. zoogs

      zoogs

      Yeah, it's definitely pretty cool.

       

      We can continue to make strides or we can declare coal to be clean. Kind of the choice we're faced with, somehow.

    4. Waldo

      Waldo

      Apostrophe independent.

  24. My election prediction. Democrats take early lead but it disappates in afternoon once republicans get off work.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Funny. I actually get the day off today. About the only thing unions are good for...

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      About lost my coffee on that one, Z

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Right? I'm not complaining. I think it's actually a good thing though. At least us non-union guys get it off too.

  25. Snoop dog wants to move to Canada. Will they let him in?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      But when Snoop gets off his couch and finds out they legalized bud in Cali he'll want to stay.

    3. Redux

      Redux

      Canada has all those immigration laws that Trump wants to install.....so no, he won't get in.

    4. GSG

      GSG

      SNOOP HAS A TV SHOW WITH MARTHA STEWART. JUST FYI

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