walksalone Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 1. Official Gameday Thread Exceeds 30+ pages 2. Blame T-Mart's Throwing Motion (regardless of reason for loss) 3. Start at least 4 "Fire Bo" threads 4. Add at least 2 people to DoucheBag Hall of Fame 5. Add Ponies 6. Start at least half dozen nonsensical threads 7. Have at least 2 or 3 posters come back for an "I told you so" 8. Gif bomb said nonsensical threads 9. Issue at least half a dozen warnings for "personal attacks" 3 Quote Link to comment
Decked Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 4, 5, And 9 are mine. Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Lather. Rinse. Repeat. 1 Quote Link to comment
Excel Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Six is my favorite. It's amazing how many experts (usually with less than 100 posts) chime in with their profoundly inspired opinions. "I think we should have won that game" "We would have had more rushing yards if we ran the ball better." "The Defense can improve by tackling and executing better." The pissing matches about who's the bigger fan are always fun too. Quote Link to comment
walksalone Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 Six is my favorite. It's amazing how many experts (usually with less than 100 posts) chime in with their profoundly inspired opinions. "I think we should have won that game" "We would have had more rushing yards if we ran the ball better." "The Defense can improve by tackling and executing better." The pissing matches about who's the bigger fan are always fun too. You may have hit on two of my faves right there... Quote Link to comment
ZRod Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 10. <insert player's name> no longer with the team /Alcohol related charges/ seen downtown laughing rumors. 2 Quote Link to comment
walksalone Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 of them all #8 is my personal fave... Quote Link to comment
Husker71 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Hilarious and true. That and the he-man "what's going on" vid (can't remember which thread that was) cracked me up today. Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 11. Nail Barney Cotton to a cross. /NUance looks both ways, then stealthily puts hammer in bottom desk drawer. Quote Link to comment
The Maudfather Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 You forgot step 10, where people make thread after thread bitching about people bitching. 1 Quote Link to comment
BlackHand Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I like how post count correlates to knowledge in some sphere of the interwebs and that people that just want to have a simple discussion about a game get blasted for making statements that might seem obvious to others. This is a very vain board. 6 Quote Link to comment
sd'sker Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 what about the threads that bring up callahan, then lead to a discussion about solich? Quote Link to comment
The Dude Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Fire Barney! Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 The mods list includes drinking a lot of alcohol and preparing for the disaster....................... Quote Link to comment
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