*** HB Misc Topic bullsh#t Thread ***

[Mavric]

This would suck:

 

Valdivieso and her husband, Santa Monica martial arts instructor Triet Vo, 39, were heading to Africa because a former colleague of Valdivieso's had invited them to visit him in Senegal.

 

At the heart of the problem was a simple three-letter airport code, such as LAX for Los Angeles International Airport or SFO for San Francisco International Airport.

 

The code for the airport in Dakar, capital of Senegal, is DKR. The code for the airport in Dhaka, capital of Bangladesh, is DAC.

 

For the geographically challenged, Dakar is the westernmost city on the African mainland. Dhaka is about 6,900 miles away in South Asia. They are on different continents.

 

When Valdivieso booked their December flight from Los Angeles to Dakar, via Istanbul, the $2,700 tickets issued by Turkish Airlines showed the itinerary as LAX-IST and then IST-DAC. The baggage-claim receipts showed their luggage was similarly bound for DAC.

 

LA Times Article

[NUance]

 

Is it summer yet?

 

 

 

 

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[MLB 51]

Taking my daughter for college enrollment tomorrow. Happy days.

[EZ-E]

I love Moonshine. Rough couple of months. Really been a good friend lately.

[MLB 51]

I love Moonshine. Rough couple of months. Really been a good friend lately.

Homemade or store bought?

[jimk]

I love Moonshine. Rough couple of months. Really been a good friend lately.

 

 

Carefull that sh#t will blind you.

[The Dude]

[JJ Husker]

I like this new doctor I just saw.

 

Him: Would you like me to do a rectal exam?

Me: Um No.

So he didn't do one.

Him: You should consider a colonoscopy.

Me: I'll consider it but not doing one unless you force me.

Him: Ok, I won't make you do it.

 

*done at doctors appt, going back to work happy*

[ADS]

I'm not exactly sure why, but that exchange made me laugh +1

[GSG]

I like this new doctor I just saw.

 

Him: Would you like me to do a rectal exam?

Me: Um No.

So he didn't do one.

Him: You should consider a colonoscopy.

Me: I'll consider it but not doing one unless you force me.

Him: Ok, I won't make you do it.

 

*done at doctors appt, going back to work happy*

 

I really feel that, for everyone's benefit, you should let him take a look so he can remove whatever has been stuck up your ass all these years

[GM_Tood]

I like this new doctor I just saw.

 

Him: Would you like me to do a rectal exam?

Me: Um No.

So he didn't do one.

Him: You should consider a colonoscopy.

Me: I'll consider it but not doing one unless you force me.

Him: Ok, I won't make you do it.

 

*done at doctors appt, going back to work happy*

 

I really feel that, for everyone's benefit, you should let him take a look so he can remove whatever has been stuck up your ass all these years

Lemmiwinks?

[EZ-E]

I love Moonshine. Rough couple of months. Really been a good friend lately.

Homemade or store bought?

 

I've had both, however last night was store bought.

[ADS]

I love Moonshine. Rough couple of months. Really been a good friend lately.

Homemade or store bought?

 

I've had both, however last night was store bought.

Was it from Hyvee? I bought the Moonshine they sell at hyvee the other weekend.

[The Dude]

I like this new doctor I just saw.

 

Him: Would you like me to do a rectal exam?

Me: Um No.

So he didn't do one.

Him: You should consider a colonoscopy.

Me: I'll consider it but not doing one unless you force me.

Him: Ok, I won't make you do it.

 

*done at doctors appt, going back to work happy*

Well, hope you don't die of colon cancer or something.

[JJ Husker]

I like this new doctor I just saw.

 

Him: Would you like me to do a rectal exam?

Me: Um No.

So he didn't do one.

Him: You should consider a colonoscopy.

Me: I'll consider it but not doing one unless you force me.

Him: Ok, I won't make you do it.

 

*done at doctors appt, going back to work happy*

 

I really feel that, for everyone's benefit, you should let him take a look so he can remove whatever has been stuck up your ass all these years

 

Ha, that's what my wife said.

 

It was just kind of a refreshing change. My usual doctor is out for an extended time with a medical issue of his own so I had to see a different guy in his office. But nobody need worry about my health. My back door gets violated approximately two times per year now that I've just turned 50. I still don't quite understand why they focus so much on that part of the anatomy. I've long suspected doctors can't enjoy that anymore than the patient. The Doc today finally confirmed my suspicion.

 

Funny thing- I was reading down these posts and got to EZ-E's post; "I've had both, however last night was store bought." At first I thought he was talking about rectal exams and colonoscopies. Now that would be some superstore.