Vegas Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 It's just too bad that Harrison Beck didn't finish his career with Nebraska. Between Callahan's genius coaching ability and Beck's cannon of an arm, Nebraska would have 7 national titles and a back to back Heisman trophy winner. I once saw Beck throw a Nerf Vortex 68 yards with just a flick of the wrist. When Parker Brothers asked him to take over the commercials for John Elway he had to politely decline. Because Beck knew if he threw a vortex as hard as he could he would destroy a satellite orbiting the earth thus endangering wildlife and mankind with the debris. Harrison Beck was not just the most talented athlete known to man, but a humble and thoughtful guy as well. And therefore he should be a role model and inspiration for us all. 1 Quote Link to comment
B.B. Hemingway Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Redux said: Well what did I miss? I was quoted and it's gone now. You were accused of being Harrison Beck! Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, B.B. Hemingway said: You were accused of being Harrison Beck! If only, my arm is a damp spaghetti noodle compared to the pythons that adonis sports on his Herculean frame. Hulk Hogan in his prime wept knowing that one day a man bu the name of Harrison would have far larger arms. #BeckFacts Quote Link to comment
Scarlet Overkill Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Beck once walked an old lady across the street. (was meant to be stupid, k?) Quote Link to comment
Big Red 40 Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 What an idiot ugh!! Unfortunately i watched the video . Between the stupid hat, the garbage spewing from his mouth, or the completely failed attempt at humor, all i wanted to do was punch him repeatedly, until he stopped talking. 2 Quote Link to comment
FrankWheeler Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 If my neighbor was out in the street doing this crap I'd probably try to get him some professional help. 1 Quote Link to comment
Fru Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Imagine living next to this guy. Quote Link to comment
Bigred_inSD Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 I have no doubts Beck has lots of Uber Eats rewards to share 1 Quote Link to comment
RedSavage Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Bigred_inSD said: I have no doubts Beck has lots of Uber Eats rewards to share He's definitely not sharing. 1 2 Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Harrison Beck was the first to obtain all the infinity stones... #BeckFacts Quote Link to comment
I AM FOOT FOOT Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 That video was funny as hell, I'm just not sure he meant it to be Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 hour ago, man eating mastodon said: That video was funny as hell, I'm just not sure he meant it to be Demonstration in pure righteousness via Zeus's favorite son (including Hercules, Harrison Beck. #BeckFacts Quote Link to comment
suh_fan93 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 He reminds me of this guy sadly. 1 Quote Link to comment
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