Cy the Cyclone Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Black Friday is here and the Huskers are up against the Darth Vader of collegiate football...the Hoks. Forget everything that's transpired so far this season. THIS is your destiny. To destroy the Covid ridden Death Star piloted by the evil racist emporer Kirk (all my kids work for me so I don't have to give them an allowance) Ferentz. We need the utmost effort from every Husker player, fan and cardboard cutout to free the Midwest of this evil plague. If Skywalker could do it, the Huskers can...hell...you both have guys named Luke. It's obviously a sign. And Jo Jo is pretty close to Jar Jar. Another sign! Anyway, the Sqwaucks deserve to lose. Why...Kirk Ferentz has been threatening to postpone the game because he doesn't want to play on "black" Friday...and the Steelers want their uniforms back. you guys clean Iowa's clock and we'll kick longhorn butt and the world will be a happier place. 6 Quote Link to comment
Stone Cold Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 We really need to get this off our backs, weve lot to them so many times the trophy is getting harder to unstick from its glass shelf. Not that i care to much about the trophy, just want to shut up these squakeyes around here. 1 Quote Link to comment
El Straino Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 The trophy is a waste of spatial matter...but turning around this turd burger flavored season would be welcome. Fun fact: If you squint your eyes really hard and tilt your head from about 200 yards, the hockeiz kinda DO resemble the Steelers, well, minus the talent and prestige and the, you know, non-racist coaches 2 Quote Link to comment
Big Red Viking Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Ferentz is not a racist, he's a winner...something Nebraska could use. 1 Quote Link to comment
lo country Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 We really, really, really need this win.... If they win, it will be by repeatedly slamming our heads into the turf. Toughest team wins Friday.....Hoping to see some new wrinkles on the front 7. O has to find it's heart. I'm a run the damn ball guy, but hoping we go deep early and often. Have to have the young guys go deep. If nothing more than to show we have fast guys. I'd start AM....... Quote Link to comment
In the Deed the Glory Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Big Red Viking said: Ferentz is not a racist, he's a winner...something Nebraska could use. Lol. Ok... https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.hawkcentral.com/amp/5516202002 Quote Link to comment
deedsker Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, In the Deed the Glory said: Lol. Ok... https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.hawkcentral.com/amp/5516202002 Root of the problem... Ouch. Quote Link to comment
I AM FOOT FOOT Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 42 -12 Iowa Quote Link to comment
commando Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 12 hours ago, Cy the Cyclone said: Black Friday is here and the Huskers are up against the Darth Vader of collegiate football...the Hoks. Forget everything that's transpired so far this season. THIS is your destiny. To destroy the Covid ridden Death Star piloted by the evil racist emporer Kirk (all my kids work for me so I don't have to give them an allowance) Ferentz. We need the utmost effort from every Husker player, fan and cardboard cutout to free the Midwest of this evil plague. If Skywalker could do it, the Huskers can...hell...you both have guys named Luke. It's obviously a sign. And Jo Jo is pretty close to Jar Jar. Another sign! Anyway, the Sqwaucks deserve to lose. Why...Kirk Ferentz has been threatening to postpone the game because he doesn't want to play on "black" Friday...and the Steelers want their uniforms back. you guys clean Iowa's clock and we'll kick longhorn butt and the world will be a happier place. wait...we can stick it to the cyclones by losing to the hawkeyes? interesting Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 43 minutes ago, commando said: wait...we can stick it to the cyclones by losing to the hawkeyes? interesting Hold on there fella. They can also stick it to us by losing to Texas. Maybe we should go with that enemy of your enemy is your friend thing here Quote Link to comment
commando Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Just now, JJ Husker said: Hold on there fella. They can also stick it to us by losing to Texas. Maybe we should go with that enemy of your enemy is your friend thing here who is this "Texas" you speak of? Quote Link to comment
Cy the Cyclone Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 You realize that if Iowa State takes out Texass, Tom Herman is pretty much finished. Now, Tom might not be a great head coach but he's always been a hell of an OC.... 1 Quote Link to comment
Undone Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 38 minutes ago, Cy the Cyclone said: You realize that if Iowa State takes out Texass, Tom Herman is pretty much finished. Now, Tom might not be a great head coach but he's always been a hell of an OC.... I think we're pretty much too focused on how bad our team sucks to even care, to be honest. 1 Quote Link to comment
hskrfan4life Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 9 hours ago, man eating mastodon said: 42 -12 Iowa Bye 22 hours ago, Cy the Cyclone said: Black Friday is here and the Huskers are up against the Darth Vader of collegiate football...the Hoks. Forget everything that's transpired so far this season. THIS is your destiny. To destroy the Covid ridden Death Star piloted by the evil racist emporer Kirk (all my kids work for me so I don't have to give them an allowance) Ferentz. We need the utmost effort from every Husker player, fan and cardboard cutout to free the Midwest of this evil plague. If Skywalker could do it, the Huskers can...hell...you both have guys named Luke. It's obviously a sign. And Jo Jo is pretty close to Jar Jar. Another sign! Anyway, the Sqwaucks deserve to lose. Why...Kirk Ferentz has been threatening to postpone the game because he doesn't want to play on "black" Friday...and the Steelers want their uniforms back. you guys clean Iowa's clock and we'll kick longhorn butt and the world will be a happier place. If we win you are going to have to do this every week Quote Link to comment
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