Redux

Winner gets to pick a jersey for the loser to wear every gameday the next season.

Sacko?

Loser gets a Donald Trump-style statue of themselves put up in their front yard for a month

F that, I stayed clear of those awful pointless insects.

Well...maybe it's karma for all the wasp hive that I shot. :shrug:

You sonofa....

Actually I think you'vr gotten a couple from me today already.

Oooo!!!

You better run out you sonofa...

Hoarding the +1's, why I never.

No, it's not Dude.....*rolls eyes*

No I don't Count. It's a very small minority tough. I watch four cops conduct themselves very well in Chicago last night though. Pulled over 4 black men for drinkin. 1 did not comply. Put something in his waist band. They drew their weapons and had him exit. Search him. Found nothing. They poured out the open containers and sent them on their way with no citation. Everyone was all the better. Saw all this from 20 feet away, and never felt scared for either group.

Haha. Obviously.

I don't.

You have to have a heart to love

You mean like pew?

Good thing I'm adopted.

You're a sicko Redux!

I like 2 girls 1 cup

Have never heard thisbone yet. Care to elaborate anymore?

Supposedly CP was is play if we would have fired Bo after the Iowa hit swipe debacle in 2013

*hat swipe

I've heard it's really greasy.

I had bear once. Thought it was pretty good.

It was extremely greasy, pretty much an orange color when browned in a skillet. It was ground bear so that may have been some of the problem. It sort of reminded me of bad (muttony) lamb burger but much worse.

I got a sunburn playing golf yesterday. /humblebrag

Someone in this status update has accurately diagnosed what Redux has now. I'm not going to say who.

I've never had allergies until like 1.5yr ago, but it was mostly during Harvest. I've been taking Allegra but it hasn't done much. My wife and little guy have had the same crap, so guessing we are just rading it back and forth.

Instead of ginger ale, try ginger beer. Then add some vodka and lime juice. Moscow Mules ya'll.

But with what? TV show or video game?

I wanted to play 18 then relax with a couple glasses of Bushmills 21 year single malt. Instead I hit the driving range and am pounding down cheap ass Carstairs whiskey on the rocks.

Is that lil Redux speaking?

Good for you? Sounds like she's holding you back. Probably keeping you from going blind though.

I meant a break from drinking so I can enjoy drinking Thurs and Fri.

Or when they decide they are not a husker fan

teach- that is why we used to have 3 kids and now only have 2 

If they "decide" not to be Husker fans I'll know she cheated on me

I would say Oregons atmoaphere is the best comparison to Happy Valleu we could get this season.  I don't hate our chances there tbh.

how can you feel better when we are all suppose to be jumping out windows today?

I'm comfy on my couch thanks

Leave some for tomorrow , you may need it.

Think I'll pick up a special bottle on my way home today.

That's what I did, this is a new brand for me.

we gonna win.  I put it in writing. 

Hey who put a confused face on my reply!!  Be happy Redux!  Life is too short to be sad.  (Here's the thing:  These teams that are beating us right now better savor their wins because once Scott & Co. get their team together they will be hard to beat!! )

I bet it's Iowa fans

For $5 I can tell you who

S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C!

And yet all the announcers on ESECPN could find to talk about is how the game was an aberration and how they were definitely a top 5 team this year and next year. And that was while they were getting owned, before the cheap late TD...

Vampirina annoys the hell out of me.  How can she walk outside in the day time?!?!?!

Haha. All those ridiculous cartoons and it's the girl vampire in sunlight that annoys the hell out of you?

It sucked me right out of the story.

You wouldn't know dank if you were choking on Snoop Dog's stank

Little boy, please.  This much dank would make you cry in terror.

My memes are so dank they're dingy.

@JJ Husker The short of it is, someone was inserting videos of that trolly looking creature into children targeted videos on YouTube, and YouTubeKids. The voice of the ugly a$$ thing was giving children advice, for example, on how to commit suicide....

@B.B. Hemingway well that’s a pretty sick thing for @Redux to be doing 

oh snap

You scratched that poll itch. You sure like the poll. I mean to poll.

A poll about a poll? Nonsense!

I'll give you a pole, buddy!

Youre some kind of pumper alright. Not sure there's much sunshine involved though.

People in CA think this is a viable option.

I know this is a car. And my names not Jack.

30 years? Considering how old Yoda is it's funny that it's supposedly only 30 years later. I'm not as big a JJ Abrams fan as a lot of other people so I'm not expecting much.

Yoda died....

nice. looking forward to them.

Nice

Just give me some high defensible ground, lots of food and water, one of these and a couple thousand rounds...

http://rockriverarms.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=category.display&category_id=599

hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid.

Family in D.C./Spent the morning playing golf = Day drunk

July 5th started at midnight last night or this morning...however you want to put it. So much of America was already drunk heading into today. Why be different?

Because it's there.