Chopsticks. And anyone who doesn’t like ice cream cake may be a Russian spy. Just sayin’.

I know 20 Russian words. Useful words like

здесь кошка

Spork

Saw that on the news last night. They're expecting the Foo Fighters to headline, Chainsmokers, The Killers and somebody else I can't recall.

That's a hell of a lone up. I love the Foo but I really don't like their last 2 albums.

They're already in the Southern United States--how much closer to hell do you want them to go?

Sad to see some people on Huskerboard rooting for the entitled, elitist, private school.  I bet they are also JaySkers.

@In the Deed the Glory 

I don't get it. So powerful that it's injured...on crutches...what?

THAT'S DEMARCUS "BOOGIE" COUSINS. HE PLAYED AT KENTUCKY. CURRENTLY PLAYS FOR THE PELICANS.

@krc1995 Yes 

I believe he actually won a harassment case against both Incognito and another (Prouty or something similar)

@NM11046 Maybe Pouncey like on the hashtag guy on the bottom?

Considering the incompetent henchmen you deal with daily, GSG, it shows an incredible amount of restraint. Plus an amazing amount of ingenuity to be able to get an internet connection at Snake Mountain--I bet WiFi is a bitch there.

@VectorVictor WIFI? WE STILL HAVE DIAL-UP!!!

@GSG that GIF you posted must have taken an hour to load on your 1200 baud modem then, considering that's the fastest one the C64 supported back then.

Because, we're the best around!

Nothing's ever going to keep us down!

That's what SHE said!

Would’ve been much better with some boom boom pows in there.

She 's a douchebag.

That was borderline treasonous, and a disgrace to our nation's proud and storied history.  My father didn't kick the Nazi's ...  

I heard Jamaica had a good bobsled team.

Its actually, pee-yon-chong

@knapplc Interesting proposal.  Not sure how I feel about it.

I would guess that Edwards lasts 2 years at ASU.

1.5 years is my expectation, they can't possibly be happy about that hire can they?  That looks a thousand times worse on paper than Riley coming here.

You recruit to win the game!

Yeah it's just people on Reddit

Fake or not. That's funny.

I wanted to make a comment about how UGA's checks must clear faster than the other schools

@TAKODAnailed it!

If this were, say a three letter group, could you imagine how much backlash there would be?

" I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility??? "

the guy eating road apples takes the prize.

^This

Couldn't stop thinking about that the whole game. "Didn't we shut this fu&*#r out?"

Foles' first win?  Oregon State.  That somehow seems fitting.

Did he get out and yell "Son of a ditch!"

Icy, snowy roads.

A typical Thursday workday morning.

.....Sure let's get f'd up and go drive a motor vehicle.

Fiber bars not cutting it again Geezy?

@ZRod I quit eating those. They can be kinda dangerous lol

The commercial probiotics stuff didn't work for my family, but when we tried homemade kefir that was effective, especially for the kids.

I think that's for the best. It terrified me every time he was on the field. Concussions are nothing to mess around with and his was terrible.

Wow. Really liked Zack. Good luck in your ventures man!

good luck zack.   we will be cheering for you

Head coach, then D-coordinator, now DL position coach.  I extrapolate his  next job to be graduate assistant. 

How long before Ron Rivera gets fired?  

Michigan HC:  Fired.

Oregon Coordinator:  HC Fired.

Tennessee Coordinator:  HC Fired.

The Huskers were 20-8 during my tenure as Head Coach (2010 & 2012). 

They went 9-4 under GSG in 2016, so he's going to have to get 11 wins this year to equal me. Gonna be tough.

He didn't even have his players then.

Hopefully I can get some good croots this year

Why would Obama care?

Look at @ZRod, making puns about Obamacare. 

Golden Girls!  

I so would have taken Blanche Devereaux out for a nice seafood dinner, stayed the night, and made all of them breakfast the next morning. 

See...they would have ended up making breakfast for me

It was made by this guy:

https://twitter.com/Callaghan_NEB

Nevermind, it was this guy.  I am now aware that I don't know how to delete replies to status updates.

https://twitter.com/ChrisStoney

This is an embarrassment, no question. Nebraska has a great graphics team, and has no business copying UCF's ideas. I have no idea why this was done, but it shouldn't have, and the egg on our face is well deserved. If we're intending to be better than we've been, that's a top-to-bottom change, including this.