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  1. Mrs. huKSer died last night after a long illness. At least she is no longer in pain. We've been married for 33 years

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    2. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      My condolences huKSer. God be with you and with your family. She is in a better place, I assure you.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      Terribly sorry for your loss, huKSer. Thoughts and prayers with you and your family.

    4. WoodyHayes1951

      WoodyHayes1951

      Prayers for you, your Wife, and your entire family. God Bless you and I'm sincerely glad you had 33 years of marriage together. It was a great blessing.

  2. My god, mary ann from Gilligan's island looks old

    1. krc1995
    2. GM_Tood
    3. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      But she was FINE back in the day.

  3. My new favorite tweet: ESPN_SEC ESPN_SEC McCarron's uniform is whiter now than it was to start the game.#NDvsBAMA

  4. My school called wanting to know if I would work enrollment. The secretary said to show up at 6:30 AM. I argued that 6:30 AM .doesn't exist in the summer.

    1. admo

      admo

      motion sustained!

  5. My wife is out shopping for our basement remodeling and took her friend so I won't be bothered on game day. Should I be a) thankful for a wonderful wife or b) monitor my bank account?

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      ^ That's the ticket!

    3. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Change the locks

       

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      @ ShawnWatson - I am not in the secret service.

  6. Naughty or nice? Told an Arabic speaking student of mine that the assignment is due "Manana"? I could see the wheels moving.

    1. C N Red

      C N Red

      Sounds like a convo between George Costanza and Tony.

  7. Nebraska 39 - Big Ten Champ 38

  8. Nebraska day on Big10 network. Currently showing is the 2014 Gator Bowl Georgia offense highlights. Went from a score of 0-3 to 24-19

    1. gbr93

      gbr93

      at least I know I'm not crazy, I could have sworn I didn't miss that much

    2. TonyStalloni
  9. Nervous

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    2. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      He was married for so long, his virginity might have come back. I know mine is close to reappearing.

    3. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Haha it's good Husk. I'm just messing around.

       

      Brut is good stuff.

       

      I hear virginities are like facial hair. If you get rid of them, they just grow in even virginity-er.

    4. Redux

      Redux

      Todd has the most annoying laugh, I miss Tim and the Animal.

       

      But yes HuKS should remember to wash his hands before and after. Also, trim fingernails. Lastly, use a clean sock when gagging her.

  10. New drinking game - every time Ed mentions player safety you take a small sip. Required - 1.75 L per person

    1. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      I have to drink that much anytime I watch a game with him commentating. He is awful. He doesn't know jack and he talks all non-stop

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Wait, how is this any different from the drinking during a normal game? lol

  11. News Flash! According to national media there are exactly TWO and only two college games today.

  12. Next Saturday we have a home game. WHY THE HELL ARE WE ON ESPN NEWS AND NOT THE BIG TEN CHANNEL?????

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      I don't even think I have ESPN News.

    2. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      Because ESPN has the first choice on games. NU can't control what ESPN channel it gets put on.

  13. Nominate Knapplc to replace Roxi in her absence in the cooking section

    1. NUance

      NUance

      I miss Roxy!

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Yeah, I miss her too. Hope she is okay, her posting just stopped.

    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      i believe knapp is a microwave guy.....may want to find someone else

  14. North Texas lost after getting into a bowl game with a losing record. What was the last team to do so?

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Good job Mavric. I missed that one - I thought it was in 2001 by ... North Texas!

    3. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      Seems like rematches are almost always a death sentence for the team that won the first game. The only time I remember a team winning both games is when Stanford beat UCLA twice in 2012, and it was much closer the 2nd time.

    4. QMany

      QMany

      The mighty SEC almost had one before a lone 4Q FG beat Miami (OH) Redhawks.

  15. Not one to hold a grudge, but . . . C'mon Steelers, beat Clownahan's Jets by 50!

  16. Notice that many shooters in mass shootings end up killing themselves at the end. Too bad they don't start with this action.

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    2. funhusker

      funhusker

      I think we fixate on the mass shootings because they are random and create a fear that we could be a victim. Gang violence and other shootings don't necessarily create that fear because we can put those victims in a neat little category that doesn't include "us". For example: they were a gang-banger, the guy was constantly cheating on his wife, etc. Sadly, not everyone that dies in the other shootings are always gang members and drug dealers, or jilted lovers.

    3. huKSer
    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      Number of deaths are down this year due to 46 deaths at Pulse last year

  17. Number of Nathan hot dogs consumed: over or under 70?

  18. OK, I'm a guy. I chug a big drink out of the jug of apple cider. THEN I notice the mold growing on the cider.

    1. Sea of Red

      Sea of Red

      What doesn't kill you...

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Incapacitaes you...

  19. On BBC now is "Sleepless in Seattle" if you are tired of watching "Sleep-walking Seattle"

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    2. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      Haters gonna hate. Hating Pete is like hating winning.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Sorry just can't stand the guy. I do respect their defense and RW. You have to understand I'm a Denver fan, so.....

    4. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      Haha I hear ya. I wasn't a big fan of Pete when he became our coach, primarily because I dislike USC, but I love what him and Schneider did for the franchise. His personality seems like he'd be fun to play for, his gum chomping would get annoying though.

  20. On right now on FoodNetwork is Big Mama's Place - about a soul food resteraunt in Omaha

    1. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      A soul food place in Omaha...is that an oxymoron?

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Think a black Honey BooBoo set in a restaurant

    3. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      I don't know what a Honey BooBoo is...

  21. Once again Americans have to bail out the French

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    2. onlyHskrfaninIL

      onlyHskrfaninIL

      Yeahthe french are worthless

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Except for getting us this country and all that...

    4. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      Yeah, but we repaid them for that by helping start the French Revolution and slaughtering thousands of aristocrats. So we're even on that score. They owe us big time.

  22. One third of the top 15 teams are from the Big xii - oh, wait - A&M and Nebraska have moved on to better things

  23. Only 4 days until SHARKNADO 4

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      So. Excited. Cannot. Wait.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      That'd make a good fantasy team name: The Sharknados.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Or even better: The Shartnados.

  24. Oregon w/ Frost >>>>>> Oregon w/o Frost

    1. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      Easily. They should have made him head coach of that team. Helfrich is almost as big a joke as Hoke.

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