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  1. The fewest # of schollies PSU had after sanctions was 66. KU has 64, and I'm sure not the same quality

    1. NUance

      NUance

      KU? Kent University? Kalamazoo U? lol

  2. Be honest, you lick donuts at the bakery

    1. Mike Mcdee

      Mike Mcdee

      ...and when you do, you hate America while doing it.

  3. Be honest - when you see the electronic speed display, you REALLY want to see if you can peg it out

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      f#*k iowa

    3. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      I agree, but I will choose this place over that shithole Omaha anyday.

    4. Hammerhead

      Hammerhead

      To be fair, I suppose Des Moines is better than Counciltucky...

  4. 5 in of rain in 2 hr = intimate evening w/ my shop vac

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      If you have your mind (head) in the gutter after 5 inches of rain, you be swimming with the fishes.

    3. 308_Husker

      308_Husker

      I TOLD YOU NOT TO DISTURB ME WHILE I'M CLEANING MY ROOM

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      That shop vac of yours sure can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

  5. CAPS LOCK FRIDAY, Y'ALL #AVERAGESAUCE

    1. NUance

      NUance

      IS IT FRIDAY ALREADY??

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      NO. ITS THE DAY BEFORE SATURDAY

  6. Today is Liver Recovery Day

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Tylenol is your friend! And water.

    2. teachercd

      teachercd

      I hear you! I am off to golf and then back down to the CWS. I am going to punish my liver

    3. Scratchtown
  7. CAPS LOCK FRIDAY

  8. CAPS LOCK FRIDAY

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    2. GM_Tood
    3. GSG

      GSG

      MORE LIKE CRAPS LOCK FRIDAY, AMIRITE?!

    4. NUance

      NUance

      BRAN DAMNIT!!

  9. There is a stench in the air. Some guy moved in 4 doors down and is flying a burnt orange flag with a uterus on it.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      There goes the neighborhood. lol

  10. Why is it when somebody says their food "Tastes like crap", my first thought is "How do you know what crap tastes like?"

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    2. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      because when you're in the Army, all you eat is sh#t. Breakfast, lunch and dinner

       

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Because you have the unsophisticated, immature mind of a second grader.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      ^^ Don't we all? LOL

  11. So how long before all B1G championship games will be removed from the state of Intolerance, er, Indiana

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    2. teachercd

      teachercd

      The thing is...you do it...you don't say it.

    3. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      What about the other 20 states that have a similar law, that mimics a federal law signed by Clinton? This is just a media/publicity stunt by agenda driven groups.

    4. Junior

      Junior

      Yep, let's allow segregation. Good call hukser

  12. Trivia question: What is the only Power 5 conference to not get a team into the final four in either football or basketball?

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    2. Warrior10

      Warrior10

      Correction: The same conference, who has a team getting swept in Lincoln in baseball this weekend!

    3. HuskerNBigD

      HuskerNBigD

      ^ what he said!

    4. admo

      admo

      Haha so true. And a newby school (TCU) is the best in Football and Baseball :)

  13. People down here in Kansas are worked up about something - not sure about what, though

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      Reported that thousands of Jayhawk fans are jumping off of cliffs. Injuries include sprained ankles, abrasions, and assorted boo-boos. Mostly grass stains, though

    2. Husker from Kansas

      Husker from Kansas

      I also heard that there is a mass influx of erectile dysfunction around the greater Lawrence area,because Jayhawks can't get it up when it matters!

    3. NUance

      NUance

      They got the shocker!

  14. Good season Husker women hoopsters

  15. Well I survived Friday the 13th, Pi day, the Ides of March and St Patrick's day. Fingers crossed on the football season.

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      St patty's ain't over yet

    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      Surely there are more holidays to celebrate in March.

  16. Can't wait. At 9:26 it will be 3/14/15 9:26

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      and 53 seconds

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Makes me hungry for some pie. LOL

    3. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      I woke up this morning at 9:26. Coincidence? I think not lol

  17. Big XII bball championship is once again going on - In a state without a conference university in it.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Lol, I think it's the other way around.

    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      About as bad as the B1G going to NY next year. Be careful with those stones.

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      They are WHAT? I don't follow basketball so much. And before NU joined B1G I made fun of the Big Can't Count Conference

  18. Guardian saint of computers? Our Lady of Eternal Up Grades

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Is Isidore of Seville being demoted? LOL

       

      There's a guardian saint for everything.

  19. Man, I feel like a truck ran over me

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      You look like it too.

    2. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      are you Bruce Jenner?

  20. Hey guise, tomorrow is Groundhogs day!

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      Hey guise, tomorrow is Groundhogs day!

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Hey guise, tomorrow is Groundhogs day!

  21. Hey guise, tomorrow is Groundhogs day!

  22. Hey guise, tomorrow is Groundhogs day!

  23. True story: A long time ago in a land far, far away a message board purged a bunch of members. They started an alternative board. Thus was the birth of "Shaggy Bevo"

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      I'm gonna start my own message board! With hookers and blackjack! In fact, forget the blackjack! And the message board!

    3. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      lol a scouts list for local skanks!

    4. commando
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