The Maudfather

Last day of work for me this week!! GBR

it's like a giant weight has been lifted off my shoulders!!

@madman, me too, brother. Gonna go home tonight, fire up the grill, drink some beer, eat some burgers and watch some football. <bartscott>can't wait!</bartscott>

Jay-Z got twice that many problems. An more.

I had muffins for breakfast

Tough crowd, tough crowd...

You will if you dont mind missing the tunnel walk and a salute to the '94 NC team.

Along with the first part of the 1st qt.

Half an hour before any of it. Easily.

Super glue your bosses door shut. While he's in his office.

Buy three pigs. Label them 1, 2, and 4. Let them loose in the office. Chaos ensues.

Super glue your boss to his/her chair

Bo would still be our coach bc it is a 1 back league and he could defend those sets very well.

And the pass...

Defense is optional in Big12 so I think we would be OK if we could score more.

Deja vu on many levels.

Everyone is in hiding from "Trollderp Apocalypse 2012"

Yup. We just need to grit our teeth. And start ridiculing the Wildcats. lol

It's hard to make fun of the smart kids when they're jocks too.

He doesn't have any excuses as is. It's well established Bo is the defensive coordinator.

Any attempt to use JP as a scapegoat should fall on deaf ears.

Not excusing JP and Bo but don't forget TB

Ciante Evans is the worst player on the field every single time we take the field. If Jonathon Rose doesn't see more and more time this season I am off this bandwagon

As a Cardinal fan. I am very disappointed that he is not playing for the cubs anymore. Such a fun pitcher to watch both on and off the field. So talented, but such a head case.

I'm not sure what kind of stats you're gonna get from Kate Upton, but I still really like that pick

lol @ crazy Z. I did really well with pitchers too. My rotation consists of: Tim Lincecum, CC Sabathia, JJ Putz, Brian Wilson, Cole Hamels, Dan Haren and David Price. On the bench, I have Aroldis Chapman, Ubaldo Jimenez, and Shaun Marcum. Pretty salty rotation.

Congrats man!

Congrats Maud!!! We could use more Husker fans in this world

Wrap it in latex, or she'll be taking your paychecks.

Well whatever happens just beat Texas.

Sir, I respect you. But as a Cubs fan, I have to tell you that your new avatar literally makes me sick. (Good luck in the WS!)

I likey!! Go Cards!

There's a lot of sharp money on the Jets, just warning ya

Yes, indeed it is

Texas A&M is already at 32 for this class...That isnt counting anyone that may be on their pipeline for signing day

Nope. We don't put recruits on the field. They have to be signed and enrolled. Then they can play for us. Great observation HuskerFouler.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/footballrecruiting/football/recruiting/commitments/2005/nebraska-23

Hmmm....

Yes. I feel pretty bad for him to go through this again. He seem like a very good kid.

That's messed up. How were they able to get to it?

I have it turned on. I've been hitting F5 all day and whoever took it still hasn't turned it on. Got stolen out of my locker at the gym. Whoever took it had to rummage through all of my nasty, sweaty clothes and look in my shoe. Hats off to their dedication.

They're probably just trying to sell it, not use it...might take a while. Do pawn shops re-sell cell phones? You might check around.

You guys have had a rough couple of summers. Crushing drought last year, monsoon levels of rain this year.

what game?

I will.

yes what game?

Please allow me to adjust my pants.

nothing to learn, they are known to let down in the 4th this season. This one is not the norm for them.

WTF NW!!!!!

I rest my case.