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  1. Danny Bateman

    Whoa. The refs ARE still awake. NEAT!

  2. Danny Bateman

    Why can't I see the status updates on the front page? Using Firefox and it is like I minimized the box or something... It's just gone.

    1. krc1995

      krc1995

      i have problem with HB if I use firefox. But if I need to download a webinar, I can only use firefox. Explorer wont load it

    2. zoogs

      zoogs

      Hey guys, I'd be interested in more descriptions and/or screenshots of the problems.

       

      Also, dudeguyy -- is it possible you've minimized the entire sidebar? That can be restored, it's some hidden button up in the top right area of where the sidebar should be.

  3. Danny Bateman

    Why does the board tell me a user named Google (1) is viewing threads I'm in?

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    2. HuskermanMike

      HuskermanMike

      We will not be overtaken by the bots, we must fight them off!

    3. NM11046

      NM11046

      Putin

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      I have brought shame to the board. I shall exile myself to only posting in the Classifieds section.

  4. Danny Bateman

    Why is it that NU can never field a healthy OL? We certainly don't have the depth to be losing our starters, but I just realized I have no idea when the last time our OL stayed healthy and dominated. And OL was a sore spot last night...

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    2. Huskerzoo

      Huskerzoo

      ^ Last years OL recruits have me optimistic. I'm still worried about our DL. I feel like we don't have a great edge guy.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      We didn't get ANY pressure on the edge last night. Their OTs handled us all night long.

    4. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Part of the problem is that the coaches don't believe in subbing OL during the game. That philosophy helped contribute to the ongoing injury problems, IMO.

  5. Danny Bateman

    Why would it be unacceptable to fire Pelini regardless of W-L record with the simple explanation he still hasn't delivered a conference title?

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I agree. I don'tthink it would be unacceptable to fire him now. But, if what I thought mattered, he would already be gone.

    3. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      I find conversations with myself are extraordinarily helpful in maintaining my sanity, Moiraine.

       

      Agree/disagree with my premise?

    4. presidentjlh

      presidentjlh

      Hey...

       

      Have you ever had a pillow fight with those guys? They take no prisoners.

  6. Danny Bateman

    WHY???? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0d4d3f7237467

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      That's just wrong. lol

    3. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      I can fap to that

    4. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Please let M. Night Shyamalan direct it...

  7. Danny Bateman

    Wilfork on Pats loss to Chiefs: They beat us like we stole something. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    1. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Can we please do this to Sparty???

    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Or stole 50 pizzas

  8. Danny Bateman

    Will we ever land another recruit?

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Some day, just not today.

    3. Cdog923

      Cdog923

      Glad everyone loves walk-ons, cause that's what we're doing from now on!

    4. Redux

      Redux

      Nunya

  9. Danny Bateman

    Winston: "So many of the brothers from the inner cities (where I'm from) are greatlayers, but never get to see this day, whethee it be due to trouble or..." Yeah, unfortunately they can'tall have the Tallahassee PD and their school sweep everything under the rug for them....

    1. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Sigh. The hypocrisy is strong in this one.

  10. Danny Bateman

    Wisconsin starting Stave after half.

  11. Danny Bateman

    Wiscy's #1 defense? Their opponents have a combined record of 36-34 and not ONE top 25 offense in there. Highest ranked is Bowling Green at 38th in scoring and 36th in total offense.

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    2. Junior

      Junior

      ^^ That's smart coaching. Protect your defense.

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

      FWIW, Purdue's defensive ranks are awful. And we generated 300 yards of offense against them. At home.

    4. FrankWheeler

      FrankWheeler

      FWIW, Miami's defensive ranks are really good, especially on a yards per play basis. And we generated 300 yards rushing against them.

  12. Danny Bateman

    Without his trademarked "poodle on my head" hairdo, Chad Kroeger lacks any distinguishing features and really just resembles your everyday, run of the mill douchebag.

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    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Seriously. Google him Duke. We'll forgo revoking your man card just for this occasion. I had to after Chaddy spoke up and... man, I never realized it, but... he hurts the eyes now. The poodle do hid his true hideousness.

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      He's scary looking...excellent Halloween costume idea.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Ok, you guys might need to step away from the internet for awhile. You're arguing about how ugly another dude is...........kinda concerning.

  13. Danny Bateman

    Wow, I didn't know Alabama physically had the space available to contain two douchebags that large... but apparently it does.

    1. strigori

      strigori

      Alabama's next trip to Tenn is going to be epic for the people watching.

  14. Danny Bateman

    Wow. Having a beer or two at home just got Prater cuts. Sucks for him.

    1. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Wow. I get the business side of it. Tough to pay a kicker who isn't kicking. But damn! This guys is the NFL record holder and pretty much a guaranteed 3 every time.

  15. Danny Bateman

    Wow. In the wake of the news that Standhardinger was the one protecting his coach from that idiot fan last night, I found out he's averaging 17.8 PPG this season. Damn.

    1. Junior

      Junior

      Ha, I looked him up too and saw the same. Does anyone remember why he left NU?

  16. Danny Bateman

    Wow. We're currently ranked 30th on Rivals team rankings. Numbers 27-29 are Michigan, Wiscy, and Sparty in that order. What a log jam. We need to finish strong. I want to one up those chumps.

    1. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      It would be nice. I am surprised Michigan isn't higher....they usually are.

    2. Warrior10

      Warrior10

      They can only ride the "new hot thing" so long without producing....

  17. Danny Bateman

    Wow... Just got back home and talked to my roommate. I guess he ended up getting punched at our house last night which led to the puncher getting destroyed by his friends and cops getting called. 19 MIPs and he got a providing to minors though he's 19. Glad I left to watch the game at the GFs!!!

    1. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Should have just kicked the guy out.

    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      That's what he was trying to do when the guy hauled off and punched him. Too much booze was consumed for my roommate to draw the line I guess.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Sounds like you missed out on a real classy deal.

  18. Danny Bateman

    WOW... the guest on ESPN First Take is discussing Locker and mentions how he went 4 for 20. Then he goes on to say "You look at Nebraska... They were a pedestrian defense."

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    2. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      pedestrian?...Well, true..we weren't driving around in little cars.

    3. Blackshirts007

      Blackshirts007

      what does pedestrian mean in this contex? not that great?

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Yes, pedestrian= average, dull, lacking in excitement.

  19. Danny Bateman

    Xanax should be included with entrance into the Gameday thread.

    1. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Errr,,rather, perhaps just to anyone watching the game.

  20. Danny Bateman

    Yikes. This guy wanted to commit to us a few years ago. http://www.reuters.com/article/us-tennessee-rape-trial-idUSKBN12Z2LZ?feedType=RSS&feedName=domesticNews&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter

  21. Danny Bateman

    You know what this board is missing? A mood stabilizer, a smoke, and a pancake.

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    2. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Where's the bunny with a pancake hat?

    3. admo

      admo

      Scotty Don't!

    4. CheeseHusker

      CheeseHusker

      Flapjack and a shigarette? Shigar and a waffle? Crepe and a pipe? Bong and a blintze? No? Well then there is no pleazhing you!

  22. Danny Bateman

    You're in a hallway with doors leading to three rooms. In those three rooms, you have Jared Fogle, Bill Cosby, and a Florida State football player tied up. Who you going at with a monkey wrench first?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      ^^^ Winner, winner chicken dinner!

    3. HUSKERherc

      HUSKERherc

      Fogle

    4. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      Fogle and Cosby is a close second. Anything with kids is #1 no. Raping women is a very close 2nd.

  23. Danny Bateman

    Zack Bowman to the Vikings.

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