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  1. Just found out via twitter that knapp's jeans are high and tight

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Ahhhh, quick, my eyes, need a hot poker, ahhhh

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

      STOP ASKING FOR THE HOT POKER

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      I would believe the tight due to all the food porn he posts on twitter

  2. Try out some recipes during the bye week.

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    2. schriznoeder

      schriznoeder

      Here's the new recipe I'm trying...

       

    3. FrankWheeler

      FrankWheeler

      Roxy would approve.

    4. Undone

      Undone

      And pay for the ingredients with fake checks.

  3. John Stossel is 72.

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    2. teachercd

      teachercd

      He did THE BEST segments on 20/20!

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      That mustache doe

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      God I am getting old...:o

  4. mattyice? More like Natty Ice, amirite? You know, because he posts like he's drunk.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Don't we all?

       

      And quite often, because we are? lol

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      No. That's just you NUance.

    3. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      Like drunk uncle off Saturday night live.

  5. Thinking we didn't even have a spot for Paulo...

    1. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      If we didn't, it better be one hell of a long snapper we recruited

    2. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      I thought he got banned?

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      I see what you did there Tood

  6. Downloading Peeple now so I can post negative reviews about everybody I know.

    1. GSG

      GSG

      You don't know anyone

    2. RedSavage

      RedSavage

      *Opens Peeple app* First negative review - GSG5545

    3. Redux

      Redux

      I think you are the Bee's Knees

  7. Take away my first 5 posts and I'm a slightly below average poster.

    1. HuskermanMike
    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      What happens to your rating if we do consider your first 5 posts?

    3. FrankWheeler

      FrankWheeler

      Still slightly below average, I am what I am.

  8. Here's to hoping they line up with Boe Wilson at H-back all game and go with the 'UCLA' gameplan.

    1. Red Five

      Red Five

      Here's to hoping they line up Boe Wilson at RG

    2. FrankWheeler
    3. Cdog923

      Cdog923

      Or QB, at this point. 

  9. Hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses.

    1. Thanks_Tom RR
    2. Huskerzoo

      Huskerzoo

      That's both adorable and sad. 

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Adorable? It’s an eel in the nose. That’s gross.

  10. If Aaron Craft was on our team we'd have won by 50!

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      Or he would have fouled out.

    2. Foppa
  11. Just promoted to the next officiating level, you'll surely see me at a Big Ten game soon.

  12. Had a little break in session with the purple catchers mitt last night, quality bonding time.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      So, still no luck catching the elusive bearded tuna, huh? lulz

    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      +1 NUance. I'm laughing out loud in my office right now

  13. Beaver trapping season starts tonight, looking for some fur to keep me warm at night.

    1. tschu
    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      I thought it was the beaver who traps you? At least that's what happened to me 2 kids later.

  14. TJ Green is a similar quarterback to Easton Bruere .

    1. Junior

      Junior

      Now you are just making up names

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Baxter you know I don't speak spanish!

  15. I'm not vaccinating my dog, canine autism is a real thing people.

    1. Marf

      Marf

      Pretty sure my dog is autistic. Or he's just a dog. idk.

    2. Junior

      Junior

      My dog can't concentrate on anything. I think he has doggy ADHD

  16. Purdue doesn't even have a special teams coach...

    1. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      They barely have an HC.

    2. swmohusker
  17. Only 2 teams with at least 9 wins a season since 2008...thanks Obama!

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      So easy Mike Riley can do it...

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Must be the new math. lol

  18. Huskers have never lost 3 in a row under Riley!  Big upset coming!

    1. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      Riley is, was, and always been a .500 coach.  Something has to give.  

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Never say never.

  19. Chainbreaker White IPA - I'll have another please

    1. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      Good taste, you.

  20. I'm not doing the Ice Bucket Challenge, but I am running the Chicago Marathon for a cause, want to donate to me?

    1. FrankWheeler

      FrankWheeler

      #teamhealthykids

  21. I've listened to Hardcore History so much that I now read everything in the voice of Dan Carlin, makes my life much more dramatic.

    1. carlfense

      carlfense

      WRATH OF THE KHANS

  22. A guy like Aaron Rodgers likes his balls over inflated.

  23. Got a text from a wrong number today, been sending them stupid pictures all day. This is the pinnacle of civilization.

    1. Blood Eagle

      Blood Eagle

      That was me you piece.

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