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If we don't get a minimum of 10 recruits to sign this weekend,that signals a total failure and heads need to roll, if not the complete shuttering of the program. (o/u down to 44.5 now)

If so i will guarantee they will not all be acceptable or else a fair amount will be preferred walk-on commits. Gonna be small class. Pretty early yet, still can be a bit picky on accepting.

I'm going to have to go with the under

Fasting can help diabetes too. Or so I've heard.

Hope it didn't scare you for more than 4 hours.

The giant eye scares me.

There has to be a less obtrusive way to get ad money. Or a way to buy out of it.

Too soon, bro!

i am sure that the nebraska student section is much better than UNO on football saturdays.

1. Mark Few

2. Altman

3. Miles

4. Getting hit by a bus

5. Martin

None of them would even give it thought.

Do we think Phil Jackson would consider?

That's Toothist.

Well, no teeth would solve one little issue I can think of.

And no, I'm not talking about when she squeezes the toothpaste tube at the wrong end.

LOL! Grrrr

Ask your mom, I donated her some last night.

Wait...do you mean officially donated, with paper work and everything?

Drive around a secluded parking lot until you find what you are looking for. Switch panels, put note under the wiper saying "My bad"

Why, covering up a hit and run?

His wife doesn't let him drive.

MAKE IT CAPITALIZED

what IF it's not

IS*

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

Please don't post progress pictures. PLEASE!

A penny per pound! Why you cheap son of a...

Where the lack of QB run game will hurt NU is in the red zone. Defenses can play NU straight up in the pass game, which reduces passing windows. The RB run game will have to excel to score in the red zone.

Don't need to score many redzone TD's when the Blackshirts don't allow any points...

Interceptions? I prefer to think of them as equal opportunity receptions.

Hopefully you put it in the trash because you don't know nothin!

Ahhh, the March Madness Kool-Aid flows freely this morning. Just wait. It will turn to blood within a day or so.

It's gonna take more than a high profile basketball coach at Mizzou. That whole university is a dumpster fire.

Believe he is going home, did not know he was at Mizzou state for a while.

They will be better then Nebraska day one

Looks like it's being reported that Miles will return. I'm ok with this. Time to get some croots!

We had several huge wins this season. But also several frustrating losses. Looks like Miles is halfway there to me.

Sure looking like it

About a minute left, Huskers down by 3...

Should be.

WHAT'S A ZELDA?

Its a form of herpes

Are you playing on the WiiU or Switch?

Not sure what you can do at this point. Perhaps they'll make a run in Washington.

Buzz, your girlfriend.....WOOF!!!

Stupid, it's "Ina Garten to feed ya"

"In the garden of eden"

Well they are both white athletes, so they are both just like Julian Edelman or west Welker. So a draw is in order

My house!grilled smoked or fried.

Abie is where it's at...30+ years ago anyway.

Same as mam...though not at his house.

Then what was yesterday?

I'll start the rest of my life tomorrow.

Unless.......

Well. He did okay for himself! Congrats