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  1. How does one post a youtube video on here? I can't seem to manage doing it.

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    2. Saunders

      Saunders

      We have child locks.

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Nobody wants to see your video of your junk SPH! Well, at least I don't.

    4. Redux

      Redux

      Trust me, you do!

  2. I'm drunk in Nashville. That sounds like a country song.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      ...a tranny was wearin my vest!

       

      I said, "What the f#*k!!"

       

      And woke up the next mornin' with a rusty pickup truck.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Oh, my pickup truck, my pickup truck.

       

      It's right inside my fly.

       

      Yeah, that's what I call it. I don't know why.

       

      lol

    4. Redux

      Redux

      Tried to get, the hell outta there, but I went and lost my keys.

       

      Tranny come a runnin out the motel, beggin and beggin please.

       

      So I ditched my truck, and off I run, tryin to get away.

       

      If theres one thing in this world that scares me, it's ass...

  3. Too bad I ran out of +1 today. Lots of good stuff on here.

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      It started out as five per day, then it got bumped to ten.

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Just like a drug dealer. Give em a taste and then they are hooked......

    4. knapplc

      knapplc

      It seems to be a popular subject, that's for sure.

  4. Anyone else wear red or Huskers gear on Friday's or is it just me?

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      I do every Friday before a game

    3. Redux

      Redux

      I try to wear something Nebraska related everyday. My Husker shades broke a couole weeks back. Really threw a wrench in the gears.

    4. icedavis

      icedavis

      Every work day before gameday and often every other day.

  5. I would like some inside info on Husker football please. Just PM me as all the kids are saying these days

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    2. RedSavage

      RedSavage

      Me six, don't be shy now

    3. Husker_x
    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Husker_x is feeling left out, you guys!

  6. Does anyone use Goodreads?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      St Paul, have you read anything by Martin Cruz Smith? He wrote Gorky Park (which was made into a movie), and several others about the Russian Detective, Arkady Renko. He's one of my fav authors.

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      I will look into those. Never read anything by him.

    4. GSG

      GSG

      There are 3 books. They are currently filming a movie too

  7. Inventory tomorrow, guys. Time to find out how bad my warehouse workers screwed up orders and stole from me this year.

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    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      I wholesale construction fasteners. Usually takes 6 hrs to count and 12+ hours to do the data entry and re-counts. Not cool.

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      Hope it goes ok for you.

    4. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Some people are bringing in their home brews for after the counts. So there is that.

  8. had to go to urgent care yesterday. i felt like crap and looked like death warmed over. of course the female doctor was hot.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      You get a boner during the examination? I hate it when that happens.

    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      I have only one question. Is she married? Cuz im available.

    4. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Yes feeling better.

      No to the boner.

      Possibly to the married. Thought I saw a rig but I was in bad shape that I didn't look too close.

  9. Have we ever had 11 commits prior to a season starting?

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    2. ObamaRocks91

      ObamaRocks91

      um, yes, we have. the year was 2013

    3. Touchdown Tommie

      Touchdown Tommie

      NUance, who is this Callahandjob you speak of?

    4. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      Too all of those who play the tired "I try to block Callahan out card"......."those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it, the first time as a tragedy and the second as a farce"

  10. ESPN is ranking the top 100 players in college football. No Huskers 61-100. Who makes the list and where?

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    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Give this topic it's own thread.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      Ryker Fyfe #1

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      Any relation to Barney Fyfe?

  11. Just putting it out there. What is Eichorst and Pearlman are killed in a car accident befre Riley completes his staff hirings. Can we void his contract?

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    2. BigRedPowerWagon

      BigRedPowerWagon

      Some people are sensitive about monsignor riley

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      So you finally have something planned SPH?

    4. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      I was just asking for a friend

  12. Tooth extractions. I am not a fan.

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    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Hopefully the tooth fairy is hot

    3. NUance

      NUance

      You could take a trip to China. Dentists are real cheap over there. Probably cost a few hundred bucks. But you might end up with a fake tooth made of lead, painted white.

    4. GSG

      GSG

      ^^Sounds like you speak from experience?

  13. Is Knapplc dead or just taking longer naps in his old age? He hasn't been around much.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Polo? Is thus real life?

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      It's Spring. He's probably polishing his grill. :)

    4. knapplc

      knapplc

      After 30,000+ posts, it's hard to imagine anyone wants me to say more around here.

       

      Jokes aside, I have been very busy in real life of late. I am fine, just overworked.

  14. Clearly everything wrong with Husker football past, present, and future, Mike Riley is the sole person responsible.

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    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      So has RedRedJarvisRedwhine but no one hates him...

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      ummm.... Why you putting my business out there SPH?

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Wait, I thought everyone hated RedRedJarvisRedwhine. I just can't keep track of these things.

  15. Why do multiple comments merge if you try to reply to 2 different posts in the same thread back to back?

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    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      I guess I'm not a fan of it if I am trying to engage 2 different people in the same topic.  I'll get used to it, but to me it seems weird.

    3. Mavric

      Mavric

      Yeah, that's where I'm at as well.  I wish I knew how many double posts it saved but that's not possible.

       

      I was also kind of waiting to see if anyone had feedback or even noticed.  I think one other person - perhaps @Cdog923 - at least mentioned it before but that's about it so I wasn't sure if anyone else even knew it was a thing.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I mentioned it when it happened to me. I believe it is just the time issue. Only has happened to me once when making 2 replies within a minute of each other in the same topic. Probably not that big of a deal most of the time. Just slow down a bit :P

  16. Of all things Mike Riley did wrong, convincing Bookie to go to Oklahoma was one thing he did right.  Bullet dodged.

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    2. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      I think it's kind of a catch 22 with these guys who play for the all star high school teams. They have to be really good to get on the team, but when they're on the team you don't really know how good they are because it's an all star team playing against regular teams. Any time I see the player is on one of those teams I wonder "but is he a great player or is he just surrounded by a bunch of teammates who are better than who they're lining up against."

      That said I'm not gonna write off a true freshman's career. It could be that his coach sucks. And also... that he's a true freshman.

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      I thought he was legit.  He was one of the few players that I actually watched on film when he was at Calabassas.  To me, it looked like he was a far distance better than Darnay Holmes.  Then I saw his “highlights” from IMG and noticed he barely made a tackle.  It was concerning.  Maybe he’ll get better in time but right now we are much better without him.

    4. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      I would still take him in a heart beat.

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    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Maybe UNC and OSU should schedule a game of ineligible "champion" ring holders and the winner gets another ring

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      The UNC players will love them. Now they have something to trade/pawn for tattoo money.

    4. Haspula

      Haspula

      free money to the players

  17. Although my wife does not erad or post on here. I would like to say happy 13th anniversary to her. It has been a wonderful experience with her and I am glad she puts up with me.

  18. So I have no TV and possibly no wifi or 3G at the resort I am gong to. I have my DVR set up to record the game. Do I try to find updates on the radio or do I wait until Monday night to watch?

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    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      @rawhide: Too soon?

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Radio!??? Who needs a radio!??? Ready Harry??

    4. GSG
  19. Does anyone know how heavy a cast iron kitchen sink is? I will tell you. My left nut just herniated down to my ankle.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      sounds like he didnt bust a testy. It trickled down his leg. I bet he just peed down his leg.

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Mr A- tried to tell my wife about the other types but she insisted. She rules the kitchen so it is what it is

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Shoulda went with undermount swanstone or stainless with granite top. The money spent woulda bought you hour in the sack. LOL

  20. Just signed my son up for baseball. The season starts April 15th. There is about 2-1/2 feet of snow on the ground. What will happen first? Snow gone or season starts?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Should've signed him up for ice fishing instead.

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      ^^You can do that year-round up there, right? :)

    4. huskrplaya

      huskrplaya

      Is this select baseball? If I remember April is when that starts up

  21. 2 more arrested from the SEC....http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/10472986/serderius-bryant-denzel-nkemdiche-ole-miss-rebels-suspended-arrests

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      Wasn't Serderius a character from the Harry Potter series?

    3. KJ.

      KJ.

      Yeah knapp, because everyone looks back on 1995 with such shame with all the rape, drugs, and possibly murder that went on.

    4. Redux

      Redux

      It's not exactly something to be proud of. I'd say more people are proud of the achievements of the team as opposed to the misdeeds of the few.

  22. I have 2 evenings in Omaha next week. Going to hit Benson Brewing, Infusion Brewing, Lucky Bucket and the Library Pub. That's enough, right?

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    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Lucky Bucket is closed on Monday. Plan on being there Tuesday after I finish up my work.

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Damn-I just checked their website again and they are closed on Tuesdays too. Crap.

    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Definitely St. Paul. They have the best beer selection in Omaha.

  23. Are the number of profile views how many times someone looks at your profile or how many times you look at your own profile? Because if it's the latter, I may be very narcissistic

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      Click on your name, JJ.

       

    3. Hammerhead

      Hammerhead

      I'd look at my profile page a lot more if it had my actual picture on it.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Oh I know knapp, just proving how non-narcissistic I really am ;-)

  24. Pizza Ranch did not treat me well tonight, you guys. Gonna be a long night.

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Mmmm grease and Christian music.

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      You need to introduce your son to the wonderful world of Hooters or Twin Peaks or Bone Daddys

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      That's ok...I'll find some!!!

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