Marf

I'd beat him!

What an idiot. Sounds like a case for small claims court. Easy and effective.

Ahhhh, I yearn for the days of needing to stop to shift into 4WD.

That would be Kenny not Ameer

medical redshirt?

This isn't the place for rumors.

ryghteous!

FYFE!

fee-fyfe-foe-fum!

Love is sd'sker and shawnwatson.

They could show you, but you can't unsee that.

Rabid? Had a baby in its mouth? A poodle with a stupid ribbon in its hair?

Pissed on a cop car tire? Chased a motorcycle cop? Stole a cop's donut?

Nah. Way worse. Barked... From inside a car... behind a closed window.

We didnt need phillips to win. Hence we put the greatest team of all tome on the field without him for most of the season

We paid Philips?

The premise that Nebraska won the "right way" by committing no trespasses ever, will never not be laughable.

So Marf, did you not get the vaccine or did you get it and it didn't work?

My vaccine expired. I received it a long time ago. I am embarrassed.

First world problems. Well, actually, third world problems.

Happy B-day Marf. Don't listen to that crap though lol

Did I click on some link that sent me to a site where grown men quote crappy angsty tween age whiny off key man hating catty off pitch songs.

Oh naw you DIIIINNNNNN'T

Not too many people happy with Few.

It happens.

Don't worry BRO...one word: STEROIDS.

But if you get off the juice won't you lose it again?

Save a step. Come home naked.

Save any amount of steps: be naked always.

For where?

Northern Idaho.

Stupid Groundhog.

How can you hate BYU?

Had to play them for three years in college. In general they are soft, jaw flapping douchenozzles who only compete by sending their athletes on two year weight lifting trips masked as 'religious missions.'

Sounds like the old rumored "County Scholarships" Nebraska used to get every year.

It's Friday night. Give me a break.

lol

What did I just witness here? I'm not going to court again.

What business trade Marf, if you don't mind me asking? I am in the Sheet Metal trade and thankfully there has been no layoff this winter so far.

being 'laid off' isn't a sign of how bad you are at working. That's called 'getting fired.' Good luck to you finding something else.

that sucks man

Ha... HAHA... Shafted... get it..?

#powermove

He was actually a butcher.

The name "Ameer" means "prince; treetop; ruler"

But he slices and dices!

"Bo Pelini wins the Gator Bowl, and Fake Bo Pelini remains awesome"

Lmfao, just pure awesomeness!

Haha! That's funny right there.

NU to Penn State to follow Bo. State Fair to now abandoned NU east campus. NU city campus walled off and homeless death matches setup. Upon losing State Fair, Grand Island secedes from the state and destroys nearby I-80 out of spite.

Schiano to Penn St...

That actually makes sense.

reasons why to never buy a used computer. lol

45 mins = 3 minutes on porn and 42 mins trying to figure out how to clear the browser so no one knows you've watched it.

Windex that thing and sanitize before handing it off to fellow hb members