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Unless their boneless wings. Who doesn't like mashed up, fake, boneless wings? Put enough hot sauce and ranch dressing on them and they all taste the same 

Agree, everything else is false advertising.

Wow.. I didn't know this. Thanks @knapplc

We haven't finished in the top 25* in ten years. We haven't finished in the top 10 since 2000.

Daylight savings time should be eliminated. But until it is, the entire week afterwards should be a federal holiday.

Very cool. I’ll bet he was very nice. 

It was super brief. I shook his hand and said I'm a big fan. He said thanks.

I've now met two Ghostbusters. Met Bill Murray at the 2001 Pebble Beach Pro-Am.

Wow, didn't realize this... fall ball, yeah!!

YES!!!!!

You know it's slow round these parts when status updates stay on the front page for one full month.

some of those beer cans are tough to open.  glad you have the power to do it without getting your AK

If you're gonna spend money on it might as well enjoy it! It's a picture ffs. That being said I enjoy my ak over a 15

Was it a good day?

Couple times today it has taken about 30-60 seconds for my post to actually post 

Pfft 30-60 seconds. That’s the minimum amount of time required for Iowegan comprehension of anything.

Yall need to switch to Windows NT (aka Windows 4).  I swear you won't have any problems with ads.  Lag time might be on par tho....

@Red Five that would be incorrect.  Daylight savings should never start.

Give me light in the mornings!

f#&% changing the time.

Nobody needs light in the morning. I don’t really wake up until 10 or 11.

#teamdaylightsavingstime

I was in Harper Hall.  I remember NU played at Kansas the night it started snowing.  IIRC, we held Kansas to something like 50 total yards.

School was cancelled for 2 or 3 days following it.

I was transferring commands from South Carolina to Hawaii and just happened to be staying in Lincoln a couple days to see my friends there and got stuck in a hotel room for an extra 2 days. Ended up being a several days long party.

@teachercd those things probably describe 85% of your nights so I'm not sure that narrows it down too far.

@Red Five So .... I think I was in Harper too.  But apparently I don't really remember, though I am getting old.

This is the best news I've heard since they fired Scott.

Anyone know what his next step is? You gotta make a living and I don’t think a HS assistant football job pays very well. Gotta be something.

Is he possibly joining Severe on Big Ted Wrap Up?

Time for Charles and the mistress to take the reins. 

So this is like the British version of the Kardashians?

My kid said it best:  "Why is everyone so sad about the Queen lady?  A lot of meaningless people died today..."

It didn't crash the site for once. So there's that

Amen to that!!!!!

Buncha squares around here.

Great! Now I’m a round peg in a square hole.

that is hard to believe.  it already feels like it's over.

It felt over a week ago. I guess these next two games will determine if we really miss it in the off season. Something tells me we’ll all be glad it’s over for this year.

45 days since Nebraska last won a football game.

Nasty line but this game should not even be close.

Sadly though, with northwestern it usually is.

It's going to be super interesting to see how Nebraska blows this one. 

Beef Jurgy is good, but you know it's not a Slim Jim because Slim Jims are known for their good snaps.

Well yeah. I'll have to get my daughter to pick some up for me.

I’m not too thrilled that it’s going to be a common lager, probably along the lines of Bud, Coors, Miller etc. But even if it’s not the best beer, I will save and reuse the bottles for some of my home brew. Can’t think of anything better than serving my own beer in Dear Old Nebraska Brew bottles during Nebraska football games. The trick will be washing and sanitizing the bottles without damaging the labels.

UNL should allow alcohol in the stadium but only if it's made in Nebraska.