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  1. I need my own private alt uni that I can wear once a year. Any suggestions?

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Just grab something from your wife's closet

    3. Redux

      Redux

      White with pink polka dots

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Suggestion? Contact Adidas of course.

  2. Have I ever mentioned my paperclip collection? I used to work in a job where I'd get correspondence from all over the world. And I saved about a dozen paperclips from different countries around the world.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      No, that's lawn clippings.

    3. Thanks_Tom RR

      Thanks_Tom RR

      How many drinks does it take until you start toasting to paperclips?

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! Although I'm five glasses into a bottle, I would toast to the paperclip even when I'm sober. Mostly. To the paperclip, that unappreciated organizer of the world's paperwork!

  3. 402 shot and killed in Chicago so far in 2015. Why no protests before this? Didn't those other lives matter too?

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    2. NoLongerN

      NoLongerN

      I worked in downtown Chicago for two years at a ministry. Black kids killed everyday by black kids. It never changes.

    3. HuskerInLostWages

      HuskerInLostWages

      Enhance, you care to tell me why it's an excuse other than you having your head firmly planted in the sand? You hear zero about black on black crime, but media goes hog wild when a white man takes the life of a black man. If you're that ignorant to believe there's no agenda, you need to get out more.

       

    4. macroboy

      macroboy

      We hear endlessly about black on black crime. It is very serious and also a different issue. But do you really care or just need to leverage it when the race based police brutality claims come true. It is not just a white man, it is a white cop. Are you using race based slight of hand to deny this is an issue? If so, then you are ignorant and agenda based as the media you whine about.

  4. I guess I should have bought my 5 year old kid better Christmas toys. Right now he's playing with a corncob tied to a feedsack string. lol

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    2. admo

      admo

      Let him have fun and mess with the corncob and string, Nuance. Just keep him away from the cc tobacco pipe! I love mine.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, I have a couple cobbies. They good. lol

    4. Redux

      Redux

      Get gim a ball in a cup. The ball is attached to a string in case you miss and dont get it in the cup.

  5. Derrion Grim had the best statistical year for a WR in the history of California high school athletics. Evar.

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    2. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      That is a highly impressive stat.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      So what's that say about Riley Knap?

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Who is Riley Knap?

  6. Received a tax form from Coventry. It has Redux’s name and SSN on it.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Turns out food grade worms aren't the next big health food fad. Who coulda guessed?

    3. macroboy

      macroboy

      I got one too!

       

    4. NUance

      NUance

      A worm or a Somalian Prince?

  7. Winter is coming.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      July 16.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Pretty sure I saw a white walker today. Or maybe it was just Bill Snyder?

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Is there a difference??

  8. Meh, I don't think the ads are *that* bad.  It's a free board.  Got to pay the bills somehow.  :shrug:

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Sounds like ads are a lot worse on phones than on computers.  I generally use a computer on this site.  

    3. spurs1990

      spurs1990

      I had no problems until today. The ad takes up about 2/3 of the screen on mobile.  No problems about it on computer.

    4. RedDenver

      RedDenver

      I've stopped trying to visit the board from my phone.

  9. 21:  O/U on the number of new threads in the Husker football forum in the next 8 hours.

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    2. macroboy

      macroboy

      Over.

      We need a line on how many are redundant but people still start a new one.

    3. 4skers89

      4skers89

      Over.  It's black Friday, everything in excess!

    4. NUance

      NUance

      28, if I count right.  So the overs have it. 

  10. Anybody got all four of their final four left? Pittsburg let me down..

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    2. UGAHusker

      UGAHusker

      Wisky, KU, Duke, UK

    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      Got 7 of elite 8 left(pitt), and all final 4 left. Carolina, Kansas, san diego st., and Florida.

    4. CornfedChris

      CornfedChris

      Pitt let me down in most of my brackets. I've learned to never listen to ESPN's analysts ever again, as the teams they hyped up were the first to go!

  11. Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding, and the state trooper asks "Do you have ANY idea how fast you were going?" Heisenberg just smiles and says, "No, but I know where I was!"

  12. Pelini v. Saban. Who wins in a cagefight to the death?

  13. I am an idiot savant. I just haven't found my savant talent yet.

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      I wasn't dogging on you, but I did think you were talking to me. I was just trying to make light on being an 'idiot savant' while using 'your' wrong. Very dry humor I guess.

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      It's cool. I have a hard time thinking while typing. :)

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Idiot abroad? Well I'm not abroad. So no. lol

  14. How much will scalped tix go for outside the stadium? What's the chance of snagging a single ticket at row 50 or lower inside the goal lines?

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    2. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      There are a bunch of tickets for sale on craigslist right now for 60 or under if you wanna take the safe route.

    3. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      i am just going to say this: facebook, deleted.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      ^^ lol. Where have I seen that before? Like a 1000 times?

  15. Help! Anyone here know how to get rid of claro-search? I'm infected.

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    2. Conga3

      Conga3

      Put your laptop in the microwave on high for 3 minutes. Problem solved.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      stay off the porn sites Nuance

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! No pron. It's my work machine that is sickly with the malware. :lol:

  16. So who wins in a footrace, big brother or little brother?

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      I think Taylor said he would win last year. I wonder how confident he is now?

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Obviously Grant had a better closing speed, but straight line distance, say 40 yards, I might give the edge to Tracy. Seems like he'd have longer strides too.

    4. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      I could be wrong....and often am...but I think Taylor was faster 2 years ago. Maybe he is just smart enough to pull up at the 15 yd line now instead of blazing through.

  17. He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.

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    2. tschu

      tschu

      Then she took me in and gave me breakfast

    3. NUance

      NUance

      And she said, "Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder?

    4. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      can't you hear, can't you hear the thundaaah?

  18. TV alert: BTN @3:00pm: showing the '94 Huskers as...wait for it, wait for it...B1G Elite. lol.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, I'm always glad to see that stuff. But still think it's funny that its "B1G" Elite. lol

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      But would they show our '97 MNC game instead of Mech/WSU Rose Bowl?

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      They're probably trying to make it up to us for not taking us back in the early 1900's.

  19. I got a HUGE cucumber! 9" long and 3 1/2" in diameter!

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      HB really needs a way to multiquote status updates into the out of context quotes thread.

    3. Haspula

      Haspula

      that's very thin

    4. krc1995
  20. A couple hours of HB silence for 911. Nice gesture.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Weird. I could access all other sites. /shrug

    3. GSG

      GSG

      NU, what did we talk about last week? No more getting stoned this early in the morning.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! Yeah, like I remember anything from last week.

  21. Everyone get signed up for the Buffet billion bracket?

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Doubt 15 mil signed up yet, and you can opt out of the emails.

    3. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Are there a lot of tasty foods in that buffet?

    4. NUance

      NUance

      a billion of them. :blush:

  22. Golf. Just when you think you have it figured out. You don't.

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    2. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      I shot 78 today......

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      On which hole?

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, I usually shoot a 72 or so. And then I play the last three holes.

  23. Does anyone else feel bad for Hoke and Meechicken? That place is a crapfest right now. /sad

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      No way he said they could still win a natty??? Maybe he meant the CC? Not that that will happen either but it is mathmatically possible.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Nope. That's what he said. lol

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Do coaches get drug screened?

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