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  1. beanman

    Mark Philipp hired at S&C coach? Anyone confirm?

    1. bisonwiches

      bisonwiches

      All I found was a twitter update. He has ties to Oregon State's wrestling team?

  2. beanman

    Ah, the satisfaction of hitting the submit button on a project that took months of work to complete. Almost as satisfying as taking a big dump you guys.

    1. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Oh yea, you mean those turds hat are just like....ahhhhh......I feel like a new man.

    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Yep, I'd say that easily comparable to a project that took months of work.

  3. beanman

    Fake Bo Pelini @FauxPelini · 9h 9 hours ago WHY DID GOD CREATE THE F WORD IF WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY IT SOMETIMES

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! He should retire with that one.

    2. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Yes...go out on a bang.

       

  4. beanman

    "A native of Lone Rock, Wis., Eichorst was an all-conference defensive back, three-time letterwinner and 1990 team captain for the UW-Whitewater football team. He graduated magna cum laude in business from UW-Whitewater in 1990 and earned a law degree from Marquette University in 1995. In 2006, he was awarded the Sports Law Alumnus of the Year by Marquette. He also is a graduate of the Sports Management Institute and serves on its Executive Committee. "

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    2. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      bo did. and he seems to fit both those descriptors. just sayin'.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      You're a c. A smewwy one.

    4. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      Not that I would use those words but Bo should look in the mirror talking crap about the guy behind his back to a bunch of kids.

  5. beanman

    "A native of Lone Rock, Wis., Eichorst was an all-conference defensive back, three-time letterwinner and 1990 team captain for the UW-Whitewater football team. He graduated magna cum laude in business from UW-Whitewater in 1990 and earned a law degree from Marquette University in 1995. In 2006, he was awarded the Sports Law Alumnus of the Year by Marquette. He also is a graduate of the Sports Management Institute and serves on its Executive Committee. " - I didn't know gingers c...

  6. beanman

    What a mess. Reading through twitter accounts it's obvious this us against them crap isn't going away too soon. Here's an example of a former player. https://twitter.com/ewoocky/status/545417410741043200

    1. beanman

      beanman

      https://twitter.com/rose_iveynb15
  7. beanman

    Should I get sd'skers wife 4 sticks of butter or a gift card to McDonald's for Christmas you guys?

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Use a blender and mix them together. Diabeetus concoction

    3. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Get one of them 4 packs and slide it in between em. MURICA!

    4. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      Get a box of rubbers. The big ones

  8. beanman

    Have I lost my mind? Where did Rumorville go? I haven't even been drinking you guys.

    1. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      It was temporarily deleted after Pelini got fired since half of the football forum was rumors.

    2. beanman

      beanman

      Ah, thanks. I must have missed that or blocked it out of the memory banks in favor of indecent thoughts.

    3. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      We need Rumorville back for this.

  9. beanman

    I think one of our new members may be insane in the membrane.

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    2. HuSkeRooNz

      HuSkeRooNz

      beanman if I am insane what are all the others here? Normal? Whatever that means? Ha Ha you're truly funny.

       

    3. RockyMountainOySker

      RockyMountainOySker

      One?

    4. beanman

      beanman

      Well we do have a sense of humor. And we can read.

  10. beanman

    Sometimes you gotta appreciate the little blessings in life you guys. For example, my poop schedule falls an hour after the bathroom gets cleaned at work. Clean toilet seats!

    1. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      your name and this status work together nicely.

    2. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      Took you for a hover-er

    3. beanman

      beanman

      How can you hover and push at the same time? I'm no multitasker.

  11. beanman

    The highlight of my son's night last night at the Cincinnati game: https://www.flickr.com/photos/beanman23/15401610053/

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Yes

       

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Nice! And what a great game to have that pic from too!

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Wow man. You have had some experiences in some damn beautiful places.

  12. beanman

    Attending my first Nebrasketball game since Eric Piatkowski was a senior. Give me a W Timmy Miles!

  13. beanman

    So according to 1620 Love told Bo the day after Iowa game he wanted to transfer? I think this Marrow guy is up to some shady stuff.

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    2. QMany

      QMany

      Marrow is not slim.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Marrow could sell an icemaker to Eskimos. I mean, he's talkin kids into coming to Kentucky, one of the crappiest football programs in the power five. Haven't even been to a bowl game in four years.

    4. onlyHskrfaninIL

      onlyHskrfaninIL

      Ya think

  14. beanman

    Look at how many comments there are under Gangwish's article on ESPN. Wowza. http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/12015089/peta-blasts-raccoon-killing-nebraska-cornhuskers-player

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    2. strigori

      strigori

      PETA are a bunch of idiots. He needed the raccoon for a rabies test, and in order to test for rabies, the animal has to be dead anyway.

    3. OH HSKR FAN

      OH HSKR FAN

      You got zi papers, Mr. Gangwish?

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      From what I've been hearing about PETA lately, I wonder if Ingrid is more upset that someone other than PETA killed a cute varmit

  15. beanman

    Hey guys, I'm not wearing any pants!

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      How'd you know?

    3. NUance

      NUance

      It's my favorite day of the week! (I get to show off my legs!)

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Feels good, doesn't it?

  16. beanman

    So teachercd isn't even a Nebraska native? I feel betrayed and hurt.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      Confirmed: beanman is Harvey Updyke

    3. Junior

      Junior

      I think he married his cousin, too. But in Alabama, that's legal.

    4. teachercd

      teachercd

      He was my second cousin...and we are very happy

  17. beanman

    So I quit Facebook to get away from idiots, and apparently they all came to Huskerboard. Seriously, some of you guys need to get some medication.

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    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      FB douches have been ruthless against Riley the first day on the job.

    3. walksalone

      walksalone

      Thats why I only have one friend from here on FB...

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      I have beer, lots and lots of beer.

  18. beanman

    knapp, can I send you a nude photo of myself and you can put a Santa hat on my wedding tackle?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      What, you don't have a Santa hat for the little general? I thought everyone did.

  19. beanman

    So I've been at work all night again. Can someone summarize for me who we have confirmed for coaches at this point?

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Wasn't the DC their worst coach?

    3. beanman

      beanman

      That's what I thought, but then there's this, yes I know the source is questionable. But I'm assuming McBride is the one that said it. Jason Peter @jasonpeter · 15h 15 hours ago

      "Spoke to 1 of the great defensive coaches in college history last nite,said if @Coach_Riley brings Mark Banker as DC,we should b very happy"

    4. NUance

      NUance

      anyone > Papuchis

  20. beanman

    Anyone else wish Aaron Green was still here?

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    2. Mavric

      Mavric

      Pretty unlikely he'd still be here next year. He was asked to redshirt as a freshman and declined. He'd be out this year unless he changed his mind somewhere along the line which is very unlikely.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Nope

    4. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      The point being he is a pretty good back that NU lost who also could have definitely contributed for us. At the same time in the grand scheme of our team it wouldn't have made much a difference had he stayed.

  21. beanman

    Just wrapped up an 18 hour work day and will be back at it in 5 hours. Living the dream, whatever the hell that means.

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Sounds more like a nightmare.

    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Your dreams suck

    3. NUance

      NUance

      My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

  22. beanman
    https://twitter.com/HuskerP97/status/540696406689087488/photo/1
    1. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Damn....that's some good sh#t. I dig it

    2. Vince R.

      Vince R.

      It's about damn time. The greatest asset Nebraska has is the support. Former players will be behind this man and Riley will create a healthy and productive environment.

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      He sent an email? Priceless.

  23. beanman

    So this fella trying to get players to boycott the bowl game... He's a real winner as I can tell from his twitter account. https://twitter.com/huskergarrett

    1. beanman

      beanman

      It's so pathetic I almost feel sorry for him. Years and years of desperate pleas for women to sleep with him.

    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      A cry for help for sure.

  24. beanman

    I've been away for 5 hours. What did I miss?

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      GSG pooped

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      Belichick sighting at Lee's Chicken.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      I took one of those poops today where you really need to shower afterwards if you know what I mean. (not sh#t pants tho)

  25. beanman

    Lots of good stuff in this article from former players guys. http://www.omaha.com/huskers/upping-the-standards-appealing-to-former-husker-players/article_729df6b4-22d8-5e07-a7e5-62308fba195f.html

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      Carriker man, he's got it. Never be satisfied, 9 is good but you're capable of so much more.

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