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  1. Alex just shanked a field goal. WTF. Maybe this is a year for the Chiefs.

  2. All is well. New girl in the fam'. Check-in at 12:30. Baby out at 3. Just the way mama likes it-fast and easy. LOL.

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    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      Enjoy the new young one MA.

    3. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      congrats! and congrats to your wife, she does not mess around.

    4. 308_Husker

      308_Husker

      Glad to see she's executing the process! Congrats!

  3. Alright A&M. Let's send Johnny out the right way. Let Duke have 600 yards and 40 points so he has to do his thing per status quo.

    1. EbylHusker

      EbylHusker

      I knew aTm's defense was bad, but holy sh#t.

    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Holy cow. I made that comment at 7-3 out somewhat sarcasm. Just tuned back in to 21-3? LOL.

  4. Alright guys. Never did it. Dont know much about it. But a cooworker showed me his fantasy opponent's roster today. The guy has Tony Gonzalez on it. Does he know something we dont? Or is he just a total baffoon?

  5. Alright you cooks (Knapp). I'm in the need of assistance. I bought these stuffed peppers at the store. They're already done up with the fixins, they just need cooked. What would you say would be the best way to cook them since theyre cold. All the recipes I find online are for freshly made ones.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      That's what I'm thinkin. Take the meat out, brown it, and put it back in then oven it.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      Cook the innards in a skillet and steam the peppers in the oven. Then spoon the innards into the peppers. Dinner is served.

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Take the meat out and brown it! Bwahahahaha!

  6. Alright. Catalyst or fluke? Discuss.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      We damn near beat Meechicken. Huskers are tough in the Bank.

    2. tmfr15

      tmfr15

      I was not able to watch the game tonight due to work. Wish I would have DVR-ed it.

    3. Michiganball

      Michiganball

      Team is getting better, I knew they would get an upset or 2 this season. More to come likely.

  7. Alright. Computer experts help me out. All a sudden over the last week my pc is super slow and trying to watch youtubes it doesnt load them up to even close to fast enough.

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    2. zoogs

      zoogs

      I ask because if it's just youtube I've heard of certain ISPs throttling it. http://mitchribar.com/2013/02/time-warner-cable-sucks-for-youtube-twitchtv/

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Actually I didn't do that to my computer but I did throw our fax/copier/scanner as far as I could. It was a big one-only went about 9 feet.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      It's windstream. It's pretty much the whole thing acting slow. It just really pisses me off when trying to watch football games on youtube.

  8. Alright. Here's the deal. I played football. I fully understand the intensity of the comraderie and brotherhood that comes with being part of a football team. But in all seriousness, is it at all necessary for Mack and Lattimer to spit in each other's mouths? What is that supposed to accomplish?

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    2. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      I always wish that I had been old enough to see it at the theater when it first came out and watch Kane and Jefferson read magazines in the middle of a busy intersection.

    3. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Got permanently cut from the movie after some kid died trying to do it.

    4. teachercd

      teachercd

      I say the original! But, yeah, that movie could have been soooooo good but, it was way over the top!

  9. Alright. I'm ready to take it to another level. Who wants to teach me how to make gifs

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I googled it, but most links I checked out didnt speak a speck of english.

       

       

      Or at least it seemed that way (bangs head on desk).

    3. The Screaming Pelini

      The Screaming Pelini

      It's not all that hard, but unless you have someone to physically show you how to, it's going to be near impossible. I'd suggest trying this website. http://imgflip.com/gifgenerator

    4. The Screaming Pelini

      The Screaming Pelini

      Or if you're really set on learning how to make them you can also look for tutorials on Youtube.

  10. Am I sensing bitterness on the part of ESPN towards Clowny for "letting them down"?

    1. WoodyHayes1951

      WoodyHayes1951

      They always do that to players,teams,coaches....conferences that make their talking heads sound stupid.

    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      You got to stop watching espn. It will enrich your life when you quit.

  11. Ameer once again proves Desmond Howards idiocy. Doubles up what Desmond predicts in less than a half. LOL.

    1. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      Yep, and for some reason we throw it on 2nd and 8, and force ourselves to go in the air once again on 3rd down.

    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I know. That sh#t has to stop.

    3. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      Yep. This is the "cute" play calling I have been talking about.

  12. An epic battle of the titans on Huskerboard tonight. "Fire Bo Derpa" vs the almighty "Gif/Jpg Bomb"

    1. walksalone

      walksalone

      It's a tool fest tonight...

  13. And Nebraska fires back. And retaliates with FURY.

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    2. Lil' Red

      Lil' Red

      pic.twitter.com/za5IOdaR9p

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      They knew this was coming, and had it ready all along. Looks like Bo was also wrong about SE not having a plan.

    4. QMany

      QMany

      You're easily impressed.

  14. And Pitt just fired Steve Pedersen. Most epic day ever.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Damnit Huskerboard. I had work to do this afternoon. But I haven't been able to look away for the past three hours. I wish I knew how to quit you. /(In best Jack Twist voice)

  15. And that my friends is life in Nebraska basketball. Get you to pay attention just long enough to give you a stiff kick in the balls.

  16. And the NCAA and NFL are worried about concussions. What a waste of priorities..... http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57608658/bullying-complaint-filed-after-91-0-high-school-football-score-in-texas/

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    2. scarletNcream

      scarletNcream

      Didn't some basketball coach get fired for hanging 100-0 on some team?

    3. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Imagine how much more embarrassing it would be if the "bully" team took a knee the entire half

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      What a country *in my Yakov Smirnoff voice*

  17. Another audio leak. LOL.

    1. Foppa

      Foppa

      I just took a leak.

  18. Another Monday shot, another lack of mental rape of BornRed. What a dissappointment. I will not sleep tonight.

    1. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      I told the guy to start making sh#t up. Just drink more alcohol.

    2. walksalone

      walksalone

      He should just nail her in the pooper and call her "Grandma"

       

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Walksalone, I do not know what that means.

  19. Another poor primetime showing. Time to clean the house out. Start with Bo. Connie's gotta go to. Erstad has'nt done sh#t. I'd like to say Tim can stay just because, but for the sake of it, I say burn the whole house down and let's start over.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Ole Umm. She just cant get over the hump.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I spoke too soon.

    4. CheeseHusker

      CheeseHusker

      They always seem to lose one round earlier than they should.

  20. Another twist to Manti just broke. If you havent read Ulty's theory in the Te'o thread, you better, because it seems the supposed Lennay really did fake a death to escape drug dealers.

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Thought you were on Meth and Kool-Aide.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      It's Meth-Aid and I smoke Kools

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Kinda like smoking cough-drops ain't it? lol

  21. Anyone care to explain to me WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN ATHENS, GEORGIA RIGHT NOW??!!

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Nice to see Mizzou having a day. Except now they'll leapfrog us in the polls. Oh well.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      What's wrong with you, they deserve nothing but mizzery

    4. PaulCrewe

      PaulCrewe

      Never doubt the power of the pinkel

  22. Anyone else find it conveniently coincidental that the ncaa all but immediately lifts all sanctions from a program right after its taken over by an SEC coach?

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      You want humor? What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

       

       

       

      reality!

       

      Boom! Tell me that's not funny.

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      I had a horse when I was younger. Ironically, I named it Conveniently Coincidental

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Thats rather redredredundant.

  23. Anyone else find it conveniently funny that Urban Meyer complains about the BCS system 1 year before it's done away with AND having won 2 National Championships by backing into the championship game with 1-loss teams because the system is flawed?

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    2. Landlord

      Landlord

      ERN, it's not the BCS' fault that they couldn't play for it last season, and last season does not have any impact on this season.

       

      Basically, tough sh#t Urban.

    3. TAKODA

      TAKODA

      Urban is just stroking the media. I would bet Bama drops one yet this year and if Baylor beats Ok State this week, Urban going to be very upset. Ha!

    4. WoodyHayes1951
  24. Anyone else interpreting Bo's "get your butt ready to play" quote as that he may be simplifying things some to get the talent on the field? Because I am.

    1. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      God I hope that's what it means. As I've shown I can go on and on about my dislike form aspects of Bo's scheme, but fact is I just plain think its time to get the young talent out there. Doing whatever it takes to make that possible is necessary at this point.

    2. hskrfan4life

      hskrfan4life

      Exactly. If they are ready to play, let them play. We don't need a real complex scheme

    3. tschu

      tschu

      Just like always, I refuse to read anything into the coachspeak that Bo says. Doing so is a waste of time.

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