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  1. Count 'Bility

    Meanwhile that assumed invincible ohio sts in a dogfight. Should be 14-13. Its football guys. Survive and advance

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      Uh... we're bleeding out right now.

    2. Redux

      Redux

      I haven't really seen a team this year that I thought was super impressive in all aspects. All the heavies seemed to have struggled alreafy.

  2. Count 'Bility

    Fire Eichorst. Get Bo back. Repent later. I cant take no more of other teams passing for all these yards.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Well, we could have him back if we wanted. No one else will hire him.

  3. Count 'Bility

    Ugh. All these trick plays. Its like Callahan 2.0

    1. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      All those FB run plays. I hate Callahan 2.0

    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      ITS CALLED AN HBACK BYE BYE!!

  4. Count 'Bility

    Nebraska hasnt started 1-2 since 1981. Played for national title that year.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      It took osborne 2 hours to walk up uphill to school in the snow.

    3. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      with a baked potato to keep his hands warm?

    4. admo

      admo

      It took Osborne 4 years to burn his red pants

  5. Count 'Bility

    Readin through some threads. Looks like NebraskaHarry will be Rileys Polo. Not wrong or right. Just an observation.

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    2. NebraskaHarry

      NebraskaHarry

      12 - 98

       

      Those are Nebraska's penalty yards.

       

      3

       

      That's how many points we scored in the 1st half.

    3. Redux

      Redux

      Any interest in changing your avatar to Ron Swanson?

    4. NebraskaHarry

      NebraskaHarry

      I do love me some Ron Swanson. But I love me some Scott Frost too. So probably not.

  6. Count 'Bility

    Been a chiefs fan all my life. I dont see the big deal. These things dont even phase me anymore.

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Haha! That was epic.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      A life long Chiefs fan? LOL. You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      #apathetic

  7. Count 'Bility

    Gosh. I dont know about you guys, but Im really starting to miss our old "2receivers in the same place" offense.

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    2. QMany

      QMany

      We ran that offense versus BYU.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      those werent receivers. They were are 7 dbacks doing nothing on that last play.

    4. ScottyIce

      ScottyIce

      Hah, no kidding. I'm not missing that part of our old gameplan. Those were the most confusing INT's for Tommy. His throw most times would've been perfect if the WR went where he thought he was going.

  8. Count 'Bility
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r2j0xb-foHs
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    2. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      Big difference. Jeffrey makes a great play and goes up and gets in amongst a group of defenders. He had to make a play. BYU was like playing catch.

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      BYU was like playing catch. Wow. That's an actual thing someone said.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      PRESS COVERAGE?!

  9. Count 'Bility

    Read an article in my paper. Due to the mild summer and theconsequential decline of energy use and supposed decreased revenue, our utility co is planning rate himes for 2016. Lol. Were gettin punished for saving. #merica

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      #boughtandpaidforgovernment

  10. Count 'Bility

    Is this a bad time to put the Gangwish hype to rest? Or should we not go there?.....

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Its not just the sack opprtunities. He was given a free release and couldnt even disrupt the boot action. He got hooked pretty nasty a few times too.

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      A couple points I'll make. One: If you're going to watch any DE in the country and try to find plays where he gets beat, youre going to find them with every DE in the country, not just Gangwish.

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Two: You "quite vividly" remember wrong then. I quite vividly remember correctly. The words were that it's a "red flag" that Gangwish is a starter, and that Gangwish is physically limited. Both things I disagree with, and I've said why multiple times. There's a lot of areas on that team yesterday that could be nitpicked for struggling, that fact that two status updates I've seen, want to point out Gangwish specifically, is ridiculous.

  11. Count 'Bility

    Excellent start to the flag spring league. Young men played nearly flawless football for 4 quarters. 46-0 win.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      What is the age of these "young men"?

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      7-8. 1st 2nd graders

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Sounds like the league needs to do a better job of dividing up the talent between the teams. Sorry but 46-0 is just wrong at that age.

  12. Count 'Bility

    My wife started an HB account guise. Help me spot her before its too late

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    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      This is probably a bit OCD of me, but did anyone else notice the apstrophist forgot an apostrophe above? Treason! Anarchy! Poor grammar!

       

      No sympathy, Count. Root her out yourself.

    3. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      I thought HuskerJen was perma banned?

       

    4. Redux

      Redux

      ''''''''''''''''''''

  13. Count 'Bility

    LAST DAY AT MY JOB. #CHANGE

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Monday is the first at mine.

    3. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      So you're one of those guys, huh?

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Leave 'em an upper decker.

  14. Count 'Bility

    Is there anyone on facebook that just get tired of facebook?.....

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    2. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      I primarily use it for a "secret" fantasy football group page. Makes it easy to discuss, vote, and talk s*** to each other.

    3. maskershake

      maskershake

      I get tired of beachbody coaches on facebook..

    4. maskershake

      maskershake

      sorry. 'coaches'

       

  15. Count 'Bility

    Thoughts and prayers with Terran and his family.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      http://www.omaha.com/huskers/terran-petteway-returns-home-for-mother-s-funeral-press-conference/article_3605a404-dde4-11e4-93aa-fb088e1d1782.html
    2. corncraze

      corncraze

      Wow. Heart goes out to him and his family.

  16. Count 'Bility

    YMCA 1-2 grade spring flag football coaches meeting tonight. Think I'll roll in in my Belichick cutoff hoodie and flip flops and bitch about the lack of replay cameras on the goal line.

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Just deflate your balls

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I married. Theyre already deflated.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      ^^She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!

  17. Count 'Bility

    I have Ted Silvas personal cell number if anyoned like to speak with him about the pitching performance this weekend.

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    2. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      So what your really trying to say is that you are a telemarketer?

    3. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      472 are UNL numbers. So you got his office somehow.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Oh. Well still. Pretty funny coincidence.

  18. Count 'Bility

    TO gone. Bo gone. Ginger Assassin in place. Football program tarnished. Mission accomplished Perlman. Amirite? LOL

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Not sure I'd put Bo being gone the same category as TO being gone. LOL

    2. C N Red

      C N Red

      He can't leave fast enough

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      #9wins

  19. Count 'Bility

    Sec is just the bigten of football.

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Securities and Exchange Commission

    3. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      Not sure what this means. If it means 1elite team in an average conference I disagree

    4. admo

      admo

      I'm thinking Tennessee. I like Vols.

  20. Count 'Bility

    I know baseball is the last sport in the world to kneejerk over one game in, but can we say this was a nice little statement by the baseball team tonight? Thoughts?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Better than any football or basketball win we've had this year. Well, men's anyway.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      My thoughts are along the lines of Strigori. This win combined with the win streak is eye opening. Without the streak, it's just another fluke win in baseball. Now, can they string together a few more with Texas coming in. THAT would be the real impressive part.

    4. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      If they beat CSF and win the series against Texass this weekend, people will take notice, and DoNU will be one of the two tides lifting all B1G baseball boats this season...

  21. Count 'Bility

    Huh. Remember when our football program won conference championships in our off years? #izzo

    1. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      No, no I don't remember. It's been a long time and my memory sucks.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, but those off-season conf titles kept getting taken away from us when October rolled around.

  22. Count 'Bility

    I've been on a pretty good hiatus lately, but man, that presser yesterday got me a bit jacked. I'm ready to start chattin it up again folks.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      Smart. They'll never see it coming...

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      How's about a fake punt, only have a lineman run it.

    4. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      Haha. I like that idea.

      #letthebigmanrun

  23. Count 'Bility

    Crab cakes and football. Thats what maryland does.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      They do a good campus riot after big games too. It's a thing.

  24. Count 'Bility

    Man ever since he started to come around webster is quickly becoming my favorite. I love his body language and hes always smilin. Thats a guy that tossed all worries and now hes just flyin around playin ball.

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    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      Nearly every player is going balls to the wall on defense and doing what they can on offense.

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      They aren't doing what they can on offense.

    4. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      For someone who has gone through so much crap, he is playing with incredible heart and has finally understood his role. He is also becoming an ELITE defender.

  25. Count 'Bility

    Well its official. Baseball is now more exciting than this basketball tea

    1. Roflcopter

      Roflcopter

      What does basketball tea taste like?

    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      It's an acquired taste.

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