Stumpy1

LOL.  Herbert has a better mastery of trick plays than McCaffrey, IMO.  But seriously, watching the speed the players from both teams play makes me think our players are going at about 80%.  I don't know if it's a lack of depth or something else but it seems like we play at a 800m pace instead of a sprint.

Well...one team looks fast.

IDK, the Utes were flying around on defense.  They are kind of getting embarrassed though.

Older the berry,  sweeter the juice. 

Meh.

I liked her shoes.  They're yellow.

That's not selfish, that's ours. It'd be like another team chanting HUSKER-POWER.

It always annoyed me when Dez Bryant did it.

Lol. Love it. 

Haha.  This is awesome.

This sounds like one of those issues where you guys just see things differently.  More than likely your kids and her kids will turn out fine...it will just be annoying for you for a bit.

I hope she'll enjoy visiting him in prison some day when he does have consequences to deal with in real life that she can't get him out of or reward him for.

It sounds like he hasn't shot every kid in town yet.  The parents probably thought the dirt bike would extend the kids range 

40 minutes if there's no beer and no college football on

@HS_Coach_C don't  you love work problems? Especially when students think it should be the average of the two times.

@huKSer I know it's funny when they want to average them or add them together.  They may not know how to get the right answer, but a little common sense would tell them those are wrong.

The part where the main page cut off this at "come home to my wife and Redux's wife..."  

It would be a lot hotter fo sho

Like....can we set that up?

Pretty sure that isn't going to happen

I’ve heard this rumor as well and I hope it’s true. GBR!

Nobody is more popular than the 3rd string qb

Thanks brah, I try to be gentle with them.

I may not speak for everyone but Redux handled my beans with knowledge and great care.

Florida is on their game tonight and Stanford looks somewhat lost.

I want revenge against Florida.

Stanford looked better against Texass, to be honest. And Florida didn't look that impressive--I think either us or Penn State can take them down. 

Mccaffery needs to be the qb next year.  Martinez can go play for Fresno st he is a bum

"Bum"

OK.

This is the guy who led all Freshmen in all purpose yards in the Big Ten last year.

Sure.

"Bum"

he's not the same guy from last year for whatever reason.  to me, he is mitch trubisky.  he is a guy that has decided to be more of a QB and play from the pocket.  both of those versions of those guys are bums, yes.

I don't like to see guys knocked out, but receivers do assume some risk for playing a very physical game at high speed.  Like stuff just happens sometimes.  

JJ- no head to head contact but they ruled that the receiver was defenseless. He caught the ball on the corner with two guys converging, as he turned up field, one of the OSU players shoulder pad made some contact with the receivers helmet.  The receiver was apparently knocked out as he laid on the field for awhile and needed help off and  kudos to him for hanging on to the ball in his unconscious state.  It was reviewed and the call upheld and the corner was ejected.  I thought he hit his head on the turf.  

So, it was much closer to being an actual penalty that may have really occurred than our roughing the QB 

911 is a joke

Yeah, that is a cool thing they do. I don't like them, at all, but ya gotta respect how the team conducts it's business and give them credit for the Children's hospital thing.

I love this! I admire this program as it means so much to the patients, especially the little ones. 

Iowa football is okie dokie. Iowa fans are terrible.

So, our rejects are their best recruiting prospects. Says a little something about Riley and OSU. And that Frost won’t settle for mediocrity.

Mike Riley sighting.  He looks much better in OSU gear than Nebraska gear.

@4skers89 Mike Riley looks better in pretty much anything but Nebraska gear.

Also. I was telling my buddy today. Oregon recruits at a high level now and I don't think THEY are even close to elite level yet either.

The top 4 teams are SO far ahead of everyone else.

Yep...they have WRs and RBs that are bigger then our OLBs and can out run them like no other also.  

It is pretty discouraging watching what the athletes on most other teams can do. I mean Iowa friggin State (and many other non powerhouses) make our guys look inept. And don't get me started on kickers...wth happened to us that we can't even punt or kick?

Not going this year but went a few years ago...Did you have questions or were you just wondering?

I'm going.  In fact, we are doubling down with football that weekend and watching Ameer and Nate Gerry play on Sunday as well.

Ehhhh, they rushed for 3.4 yards per carry...Illinois is hot garbage.  

It's the subtleties that bring the most joy in life 

Well after all it was a junior high school team that nearly beat us, so that means it's a loss...right? 

We might have won if BobbyD was a real man and talked to the press afterward. He owes that to us.

I'm not ruling out a win but I'm not ecpecting it.  Secondary, woof.

The Crimson Chin sounds like one of those fetishes. Like a Dirty Sanchez or something.

Dilly dilly!

Agreed