GSG Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Futurama's Best Life Lessons and Advice 1 Quote Link to comment
RedSavage Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 But one man in Georgia has gone down a unique path that involved neither squandering on toys or success in the stock market. Instead, Ronnie Music Jr. took his $3 million dollar check from the Georgia Lottery and decided to invest in methamphetamine, federal prosecutors say. In terms of an investment, the New York Times called his business “thriving,” but after being caught with over $1 million worth of guns, drugs, and vehicles, Mr. Music is now facing amused contempt and jail time from justice department. Buying and selling? Didn't he watch Breaking Bad?? You don't want anything to do with marketing in the meth industry. Too dangerous. Production is where it's at! Meanwhile in North Korea... North Korea is forcing construction workers to take CRYSTAL METH to ensure showcase apartments are built on time Hundreds of thousands of Pyongyang workers were hired for project Sources say project managers are brazenly feeding meth to labourers Some have allegedly defaced the unfinished buildings with graffiti North Korean officials are treating the graffiti as a political crime http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3733642/Run-North-Korean-construction-workers-fed-METH-en-masse-fuel-expansive-Pyongyang-construction-project-tight-timeline.html Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Meanwhile, in Sweden...Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teensThe teenagers’ mother, who reported the incident to the police, told newspaper Dalarnas Tidningar:“They wore rubber masks depicting pigs’ heads and they started screaming and waving a green laser.”A laser beam hit one of the teens in the face and the children rushed back home, shaken but luckily unharmed.The masked shooters, who also wore T-shirts labeled ‘King’ and ‘Queen’, were next spotted by incredulous motorists as they had sex beside the hamlet’s waterwheel. Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Glass-coated kite string kills 3 people in India's capital NEW DELHI (AP) — Indian police say three people, including two children, have died after their throats were slashed by glass-coated kite string used in competitions to bring down the kites of rivals.A 3-year-old girl riding with her parents in a car had her head out of the sunroof when her throat was cut by a kite string, her uncle said Wednesday.The other victims were a 4-year-old boy who was also looking out of the sunroof of a car, and a man who fell off a motorbike after his throat was cut by a string and it became tangled around his neck.Accidents involving kite string have been on the rise in recent years. Popular among kite flyers is a type of string imported from China that is almost invisible but is coated with glass or metal shards. The strings are used to cut the strings of other kites. Quote Link to comment
Count 'Bility Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Glass-coated kite string kills 3 people in India's capital NEW DELHI (AP) — Indian police say three people, including two children, have died after their throats were slashed by glass-coated kite string used in competitions to bring down the kites of rivals. A 3-year-old girl riding with her parents in a car had her head out of the sunroof when her throat was cut by a kite string, her uncle said Wednesday. The other victims were a 4-year-old boy who was also looking out of the sunroof of a car, and a man who fell off a motorbike after his throat was cut by a string and it became tangled around his neck. Accidents involving kite string have been on the rise in recent years. Popular among kite flyers is a type of string imported from China that is almost invisible but is coated with glass or metal shards. The strings are used to cut the strings of other kites. Jeebus. We got toddlers hangin their heads out windows, kite strings made of glass that come from china. And flying kites in general. What a shitshow. Quote Link to comment
GM_Tood Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Omaha dad finds pot brownies, eats 4 of them, says mean things to cat 2 Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Omaha dad finds pot brownies, eats 4 of them, says mean things to cat I was just reading that. Who the f#*k eats brownies that they "found?" And who eats 4 brownies in one sitting? I was surprised that there weren't any comments about how "dangerous" marijuana is 1 Quote Link to comment
ZRod Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Omaha dad finds pot brownies, eats 4 of them, says mean things to cat I was just reading that. Who the f#*k eats brownies that they "found?" And who eats 4 brownies in one sitting? I was surprised that there weren't any comments about how "dangerous" marijuana is Food is food dude... Quote Link to comment
huKSer Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Me: Just got an email - the fire drill has been postponed Student: When will it be? Me: I don't know - I'd have to build a time machine to find out Student: Remember you can't see yourself in the future Me: They don't have mirrors in the future? Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 I just learned of the artwork of Simon Stalenhag. I'm a fan.Here's his website/gallery. Here's a neat piece. Cool stuff, very different. Not sure I've seen artwork like that before...Maybe along the line of the Queen News of the World album cover. Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 https://twitter.com/OPDLtTierney/status/757993943418085376 Any word on the cause? Years ago had maybe sort of the same thing happen in Greeley. If I remember correctly, guy was trying to commit suicide by gas asphyxiation but the gas filled the house and then something caused it to ignite. People heard the explosion from miles away. Took out his house just like this one and caused extensive damage to the whole block. I'm pretty sure the reports were that it blew him across the street into a tree....if I remember correctly, it didn't kill him. Pointer- Carbon monoxide gas asphyxiation probably much safer (for other people anyway) than attempting it with natural gas. Quote Link to comment
Landlord Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 I just finished up a short film bumper for my church's upcoming sermon series - really excited and happy about how it turned out. 1 Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted August 21, 2016 Author Share Posted August 21, 2016 I just finished up a short film bumper for my church's upcoming sermon series - really excited and happy about how it turned out. Nice! In the very first scene did you notice how much that white stain on the floor looks like a lamb's head? Or was that on purpose? Quote Link to comment
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