FrankWheeler

You don't know anyone

*Opens Peeple app* First negative review - GSG5545

I think you are the Bee's Knees

Back in 1963, I watched Teddy Roosevelt fight a rabid wallaby

Wait...I thought they were called 'Freedom Fries?' haha that try didn't last long. I only say 'fries' anyway.

If they are from the southern half of Belgium it's still French then.

Seems like there should be a simple solution. At least as far as early enrollees go.

So we should make 85 new threads for play info in the Husker Football part instead of using their already pinned threads?

Well, every time something newsworthy comes up about a player, it can get its own new thread in Husker Football. That's for better visibility, and for the players whose recruitment is officially over.

I can see why it's confusing, though.

Probably because you are on old internet!

is she hot?

Yeah is she hot

That was me you piece.

So, still no luck catching the elusive bearded tuna, huh? lulz

+1 NUance. I'm laughing out loud in my office right now

#teamhealthykids

Pretty sure my dog is autistic. Or he's just a dog. idk.

My dog can't concentrate on anything. I think he has doggy ADHD

WRATH OF THE KHANS

Or he would have fouled out.

^^

#woodnot

nothing wrong with a little junk in the trunk

Boys just like a little more booty to hold at night

I thought it was meteor

In Trump's case it was a metafive.

You, taking the bull by the horns?

if he was playing for alabama he would have their line protecting him and their talent catching his passes. i think his numbers would be very good.

He'd have a much more athletic defense in his face while he throws, a MUCH better secondary that won't let him get away with some of the throws he gets away with now.

NIU did go to a BCS bowl. Last year and they hung with Florida St. well into the 4th qtr. For a small school coming out of the MAC I give both them and Lynch props.

Huskers = change?

Ssshhhh i told you not to tell Bro

And you claim him?

Ahhhh, quick, my eyes, need a hot poker, ahhhh

STOP ASKING FOR THE HOT POKER

I would believe the tight due to all the food porn he posts on twitter

Congratulations buddy!

Congrats!

Mike Rowe. The poor man's Morgan Freeman.

Both have excellent voices. I could see Rowe playing Red in the 2025 remake of Shawshank Redemption.

Wasn't Red a white guy in the book? (Like Santa?)

True story about Mike Rowe he went to a friend of mine's vineyard to do a Dirty Jobs segment. He spent a great deal of time trying to take every female employee there into the barrel room if you catch my drift.

Post after Hedley

I am also a thread killer.

This status update would have been a lot funnier if nobody had replied to it.

Do you have a daughter?

Don't we all?

And quite often, because we are? lol

No. That's just you NUance.

Like drunk uncle off Saturday night live.