ShawnWatson

The histories of the tribes of Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, and Moses are told orally, handed down from generation to generation.

Around 1000 to 950 BC - The tribes are united under King David. Many of the stories are written down by the author J. These stories describe the creation of the universe, the birth and history of the tribes and their special relationship with God. The stories have an intense focus on morality, on examples of behavior, reward and punishment. Even the a...

@da skers

Innitially, I was going to agree with you,,I try to stay away from steriotypes, but the more I think about it (And can't seem to find a definitive answer of who exactly wrote the Bible(s) I'm going to stand by that argument..I can't even think of a religious authority figure that I would trust with my own Son (And I've been told I'm way too trusting)..And after what happened to my Son a little over a month ago..I wouldn't trust anyone I don't know w...

...With him, let alone some sexually deprived monk or an unknown priest.

Stop looking at me swan!

glad i called that guy!

If you're gonna stay home, you can help me shave my armpits.

^^^Yes. That.

If it's the same form of income as before there is no way that a raise results in taking less money home due solely to marginal tax rates.

This happened to me. They raised my insurance rates beyond the amount of the raise I received. Thanks Obama.

Dibs on Ted Baxter

I'll be whoever...I just want to be initiated....always thought it would be cool to get beaten up severely before joining the funny gang!

FYI he hasn't even started it yet... Said it was coming soon and he'd post the link... When confronted he said it doesn't exist he hasn't started yet... So likely he's just talking out of his arse

Too bad all that wasted money doesn't go toward curing cancer or something. I agree with JJ, that is way excessive.

I think their facilities exhibit the correct amount of excess. This country was founded on excess.

This country was founded by prudes.

Starring as the raptor - Chris Bosh

Better not be as total shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiish kebab as JP3.

They should take a look at the book 'The Lost World', since they haven't made a movie on that yet. Plenty of material in there.

Do you have Kirby Superstar or Super Punchout? If so, where do you live?

I want a 64 just so I can play 'Goldeneye' again.

No Kirby superstar or super punch out. Goldeneye was the height of gameplay, laid the groundwork for halo .

IE7

will never use IE for anything I don't have to -- on either Chrome, or Firefox, and no problems with either.

will never use IE for anything I don't have to -- on either Chrome, or Firefox, and no problems with either.

lol. Cat's out of the bag now.

Did you say 8-year-olds, JJ? That seems a little old to be believing in Santa. I think pretty much everyone in my class knew the deal by Kindergarten.

In fact, I can't remember ever believing in Santa.

Idk, I pulled a number out of my ass for the example but I'm guessing most still believe at six and the gigs pretty much up by 8 or 9. You're just "special" I guess.

update of the year hands down.

when the f#*k did we get ice cream?!!!

f#*k the ice cream. When do we get free beer?

I agree with ya Woody

Pancreatic's color is purple.

The NFL would fine players who wanted to support their relatives going through pancreatic cancer treatment. It isn't about helping anymore as opposed to plugging their sponsors.

^Yep.

sorry to hear, jj. i thought obamacare would have fixed that by now.

Especially the boner part!

You guys are awesome

Let me just clarify, I do think James sucks...pretty hard. He acts like such a douche in that 30 for 30...like he was SUCH a bad dood.

Fox did need to fire him. Just make him sit in a darkened room for 20 minutes or so. lol

I see what you did there.

no punctuation month would be better

no f*cks given

FREE AT LAST.

mY CApS buTTON Is fURkED uP. hElP EmERgENcy!1

WNBA halftime only has one guy, he looks like he wants to kill himself.

Oh damn, a WNBA star has lime disease

Lime disease!!!! Pass the salt pass the gosh damn salt!!!

I think thats probably including some walkons

nope all 5 stars

I heard one six star :-O

Neat story! I thought they were pretty chummy (more than just respect).

Not BFF any more! lol

Says a lot to have a guy like Izzo speak highly of you.

GOLDEN RECEIVER WAS SUCH A CLASSIC PLAY ON WORDS

IT'S AIDS WITHOUT THE 'IMMUNO.'

OH FOPPA

but he did stay at a holiday inn last night

As a matter of fact, ADS is right, but imo, proper grammar is irelevant.

Apparently spelling is too, imo

I knew a guy named Ramon that had his pinky, ring, and pointer finger all cut off so that when he waved at you it looked like he was flipping you off. I thought he was the coolest guy ever.

He purposely did that?

No clue if it was on purpose or not. I think he said it happened during the Vietnam War. It was many years ago.

You guys are idiots... Tombstone sucks.. gotta go Jacks... KIDDDING.. i just dont know how to spell digornno

On an unrelated topic I am excited to hear about Minnesota Huskers diet progress

It's been that long already? Damn. #timeflies

....or swing down to Barretts and first round is on me.

Infusion is awesome, but Benson Brewery has got some undeserved bad publicity. The beer and food is good.

Just don't order the cornbread appetizer. You could hide that F@#%$er under a dime.

I love how much most American's don't understand the sport...

^^or don't care enough to understand the sport

The amusing side is that most people's opinions reside on watching kids play. Play starting in High School and college the game gets quite a bit more aggressive. There's a reason you'd never seen a 300 pound person play soccer, requires more than they could handle.

Wait guys, tschu made another post without actually stating something.

It's just a perfect example of the SEC bias. Anyone that can't see it, or refuses to recognize it is blind or just in full blown denial.

I just hope for the day when all 14 of them are ranked in one of the polls

....and that IS by court order. Amirite sd'sker?

yes. both legally and practically we should leave children alone.

What private school? That way I know never to send my future children there